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The Shadow
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I'm back.
*waiting for obligatory - YOU WERE GONE???*
Holla.
*waiting for obligatory - YOU WERE GONE???*
Holla.
fistfullofsteel
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WIGGA PLEASE, nobody noticed that you were gone or left. 
Lao Tzu
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strider364
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Good to see you back.
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The Shadow
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bwood is most wise...
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dballer
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You only tried once. You are way stronger than that!! Go back and try again!
Hey.. I heard that if you set up a science experiment in a little clandestine lab with DBaller.. it will make all trips to NY go very well.
Hey.. I heard that if you set up a science experiment in a little clandestine lab with DBaller.. it will make all trips to NY go very well.
T
The Shadow
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lol@ Baller - one track mind
naturally anabolic
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you are the kinda guy who would fuck someone in the ass and not have the goddamn common courtesy to give them a reacharound!
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lottalove
TheProject
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Good to see you back, Corn!
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The Shadow
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well......long story short is that I'm just not their type...I guess....
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The Shadow
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yeah Temple - swimming anyone??
polarpixie
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That's too bad. But don't let that shouldn't discourage you!! It's a tough field to break into, everyone who has been in the business at all has heard that at least a million times before, so I hear. But if you want it bad enough, your talent, and your looks, will come through for you.Cornholio said:
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The Shadow
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Polar - thanks DOll....
Temple - little do you know that i stripped down to the whites.....I was then told I was too bulky....hmmmmmm????
Temple - little do you know that i stripped down to the whites.....I was then told I was too bulky....hmmmmmm????
Cornholio said:Polar - thanks DOll....
Temple - little do you know that i stripped down to the whites.....I was then told I was too bulky....hmmmmmm????
now I asked you if you got naked for him and you said "no" so which is it
and if you were naked what part EXACTLY was too bulky?
The problem here may not be quite what you were thinking it was...what were you auditioning for again????
TOO BULKY?????? as shredded as you look in your avitar pic? can u imagine their reaction to some of your past bulking pics? this just goes to show how insular and slanted and out of touch with reality some peeps opinions can be!Cornholio said:Polar - thanks DOll....
Temple - little do you know that i stripped down to the whites.....I was then told I was too bulky....hmmmmmm????
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The Shadow
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Temple - I think it was the sock - lol
Rnch - I know dude.....I had on a black fitted ribbed t-shirt and had carb loaded....I was vascular and had pumped up b-4 I left the hotel...I had on a black leather jacket as well......when the director was talking to me...I made it a point to take the jacket off as it is a bit bulky.....I think had I not been standing beside the guy who plays Christian, I think the reation would have been different...I was 4-5 inches taller than him and about 30 pounds heavier....but form whaty I could tell. I was just as cut....if not more so than him...so - I don't get it......
lol
get it??
Didn't get it.....
lol
inside joke
continue amongst yourselves
BBBBWWWAAUUUGHHH!!!
Rnch - I know dude.....I had on a black fitted ribbed t-shirt and had carb loaded....I was vascular and had pumped up b-4 I left the hotel...I had on a black leather jacket as well......when the director was talking to me...I made it a point to take the jacket off as it is a bit bulky.....I think had I not been standing beside the guy who plays Christian, I think the reation would have been different...I was 4-5 inches taller than him and about 30 pounds heavier....but form whaty I could tell. I was just as cut....if not more so than him...so - I don't get it......
lol
get it??
Didn't get it.....
lol
inside joke
continue amongst yourselves
BBBBWWWAAUUUGHHH!!!
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The Shadow
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T - it just was NOT my weekend.....
the casting agent is a woman...she had some sort of an emergency so Herr Director took over....
You know.....the one thing that just really hurts is that you have a certain expectation going into something like this.....both parties agree to groundrules(like the 195-200 pound thing)...and you bust your ass form training to cardio to diet to taking the supps to slathering on fat burners...doing things to your body that are really too harsh to be doing...and what do you get??
Nada....
the casting agent is a woman...she had some sort of an emergency so Herr Director took over....
You know.....the one thing that just really hurts is that you have a certain expectation going into something like this.....both parties agree to groundrules(like the 195-200 pound thing)...and you bust your ass form training to cardio to diet to taking the supps to slathering on fat burners...doing things to your body that are really too harsh to be doing...and what do you get??
Nada....
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The Shadow
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lol
Was kidding about the underwear...I was prepared though - see above about the real casting agent
Was kidding about the underwear...I was prepared though - see above about the real casting agent
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The Shadow
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I was a Boy Scout ya know.....
Sometimes problems can't be planned for
Sometimes problems can't be planned for
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PHATchik said:
Well, that just shows they have little to no taste whatsoever. Don't let it get you down Corn. There will be something much better, and you'll be saying Thank God I didn't get the other one....
so....how YOU doin?
lol
Hiya Chickie
polarpixie
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Cornholio said:Polar - thanks DOll....
Temple - little do you know that i stripped down to the whites.....I was then told I was too bulky....hmmmmmm????
You're welcome!
Now get back on that horse!!!
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The Shadow
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yeah - I read a scene and I killed it too.....I was there as they were doing a final run-thru for the scene b-4 they shot it.....Talent, which they said I had, isn't enough apparently.
If any of you get the chance, catch One Life To Live....ABC 2 pm EST...look for the guy named Christian and there is a new guy who plays the came-back-from-the-dead father of the twins on the show and watch how....well...bad they are
WODIN - lol - don't know dude.....NYC Massacre maybe?
If any of you get the chance, catch One Life To Live....ABC 2 pm EST...look for the guy named Christian and there is a new guy who plays the came-back-from-the-dead father of the twins on the show and watch how....well...bad they are
WODIN - lol - don't know dude.....NYC Massacre maybe?
Man, I can act like a mutha, and I've never taken classes.
My friend who used to be a great play & musical actor and I used to act together all the time. The best acting we ever did was 2 staged fights. It was better than the WWF type shit.
Me and Corn should do a show together. Action type shit, with maybe NJSerious making a guest appearance as an evil ninja warlord trying to take over some city.
My friend who used to be a great play & musical actor and I used to act together all the time. The best acting we ever did was 2 staged fights. It was better than the WWF type shit.
Me and Corn should do a show together. Action type shit, with maybe NJSerious making a guest appearance as an evil ninja warlord trying to take over some city.
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The Shadow
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lol
A Ninja always makes a movie/play better.....they are cool and can flip out and kill people and stuff
A Ninja always makes a movie/play better.....they are cool and can flip out and kill people and stuff
Cornholio said:
We come into the warehouse aka NJSerious "evil lair", only to find out that Wodin, who we thought had been helping us find the lair and supporting our cause, is in fact, a traitor.
NJSerious says some serious dialog like "Look! Intruders! Get them!" [Throws down smoke bomb and retreats]
Corn & I proceed to kick more ass than an abusive donkey farmer, finally reaching the last hall before NJSerious' office. We see Wodin, sitting at a table.
Wodin: "I'm surprised you two made it this far. Now you must defeat my tiger style!" [flips over table] "Its on!"
Corn: "Old mad one, you are about to face defeat that only the holio can deliver, get ready."
Me: "I'll go find the evil ninja, beware the old man's trickery, for he is like the snake"
Corn: "Alright, en guarde!"
Wodin & Corn begin a Jet Li-esque fight to death while I make a run for NJSerious inner ninja lair.
Inside the office, the lights are off...
Me: "NJSerious, your reign of evil is over. Give up now and we will spare youre life."
NJSerious: "I will never give up. A true ninja warrior I am. Prepare to die."
Me: "I have been trained in the Shaolin & Wu-Tang styles. You cannot defeat The Bull, twisted ninja."
[NJSerious pulls out sword, attacks]
Me: "Why is there blood on your sword?"
NJSerious: "Bikinimom is no more"
Me: "You killed Bikinimom? Under who's instruction?"
NJSerious: "Puc & Citruscide made me, I had no choice"
Me: "While you did help rid the world of some evil, you are evil, and you must die. Let the battle begin"
[Sword fight ensues]
Meanwhile Wodin is getting the best of Corn using his skills of deception.
Corn: "Wodin, you are getting tired."
Wodin: "Bitch. Please."
Wodin sees NJSerious get stabbed with my dagger, both dash for the stairs. Corn and I follow.
On the rooftop...
As we exit the roof door, we see George Spellwin.
Corn: "So, Georgie, you were the one behind it all"
George: "What did you think? I gave you moderation powers because you were wise? No, I gave it so I could control you. I used you. I used all of the mods, except Wodin." [Wodin laughs evilly] After the Triple Threat fiasco occured, I needed a ninja to back things up. Banning NJSerious was the only way to hide the fact that he was working for me."
Shadow emerges, its Havoc, wearing a Ghost-Dog like outfit.
Havoc: "I knew you were evil from the start. I merely played along. Your trail of evil is at an end." [Corn, Havoc, and I rush at GS, Wodin, and NJS and do a simultaneous jump kick on all 3 of them, sending them off the roof.]
Me: "It's finally all over. Now I will attain my just status as Elite Mentor"
Corn: "You're right. Your great posts have gone unheeded for too long. That glutamine post was Best of Elite material, but didnt make the cut due to those sipping on the Haterade."
[muffled scream]
[We look over the edge of the building to see Wodin hanging off a balcony. He drops down into dumpster]
Wodin [looking up]: "You may have won the battle, but you'll never win the war"
Havoc: "Forget Woldin. Lets go back to the hut and enjoy some of natures best"
Corn: "Word"
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The Shadow
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lol
I am making this post a sticky so we can add to it....lmao....
I am making this post a sticky so we can add to it....lmao....
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dballer
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Cornholio said:
To make a long problem short.. you are one of us.. not one of them. Stick to your guns and stay in the South.
