Well wouldn't you know it...

[slickdadd]

...I just totally took my contact lenses out whilst taking a big long piss. That's right, at the SAME time. Not to mention I have a particularly hairy asshole.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

I'm lost? You have contacts shoved up your anus?

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

so basically all around unsexy

 

[Olsen Twins Banger]

i hate contacts they bother me

 

[Olsen Twins Banger]

no joke they really do

 

[stuffperson]

You ever not feel like waking up to piss in the middle of the night so you just finger your ass?

 

[Nathan]

I think you're lying.

 

[slickdadd]

Sometimes I am lying, but this time...it's true, and I'm pretty proud of it. There was a high risk factor that I might not only drop my contact, but in this daredevil act of bravado, the contact would fall in piss. However, I motored on and finished with flying colors.

 

[Nathan]

Sometimes I am lying, but this time...it's true, and I'm pretty proud of it. There was a high risk factor that I might not only drop my contact, but in this daredevil act of bravado, the contact would fall in piss. However, I motored on and finished with flying colors.

What I'msaying is that I don't think you really have a urethra at all.

 

[Olsen Twins Banger]

You ever not feel like waking up to piss in the middle of the night so you just finger your ass?

lolololol i thought u were gonna say so u go back to tbed and hold it in



lololololololollol

 

[stuffperson]

Fuckles the clown would be proud.

I have taken my contacts out while taking a loaf before. There wasn't really a risk of me dropping a contact on a log, but the mere presence of the two legendary things in the same bathroom was intense.

 

[Olsen Twins Banger]

chuckles the clown love to mess around

 

[stuffperson]

as a footnote, is there any way i can check how much karma I have, or who has given it to me? I know i'm not cool enough to receive much if any, but even old dried up condoms stored in teenage boys' wallets see the light of day when they are finally put in a garbage can. You feel me mang?

 

[slickdadd]

go to your profile and you can check the most recent ones thundernuts.

 

[Nathan]

as a footnote, is there any way i can check how much karma I have, or who has given it to me? I know i'm not cool enough to receive much if any, but even old dried up condoms stored in teenage boys' wallets see the light of day when they are finally put in a garbage can. You feel me mang?

Is this poyeboy?

 

[supersizeme]

oh look who doesn't want to fight me right now with chainsaws

 

[Nathan]

oh look who doesn't want to fight me right now with chainsaws

Me?

 

[slickdadd]

Nathan?

 

[supersizeme]

yeah. lucky i'm knee deep in elimidate right now otherwise it'd be go time

 

[stuffperson]

Slick, I couldn't find any there. Are you just stupid or do i not have any karma. Don't forget you owe me money bitch, and if you don't pay me I will tape pictures of Lance Bass to your car when you aren't looking.

 

[stuffperson]

Nathan - why would I make mediocre posts under 2 names when I can settle for just this one? ANSWER THAT ONE MR ASTROPHYSICS.

 

[Olsen Twins Banger]

karma is a agreat thing


everyone wants it

there is no real point to it but yet people still want it

 

[slickdadd]

It should be in there dudestick. Yeah I'll get you the money ODB.

 

[Nathan]

Nathan - why would I make mediocre posts under 2 names when I can settle for just this one? ANSWER THAT ONE MR ASTROPHYSICS.

This is me ignoring you:

"..."

You're god damn right smart guy.

And SSME, this is me shitting in your mouth:

"Oh God! Fuck yeah!"

 

[supersizeme]

i'm about to hit the power button on the remote and then fight you all over the place. i'm going to forcefeed you hungry hippos marbles and twine until you start shitting anal beads

 

[supersizeme]

i didn't mean any of that. you're my friend

 

[Nathan]

i didn't mean any of that. you're my friend

You're my friend too. You can do weid reseach on me any time you want to provided:

1) I get to be naked for the whole thing.
2) I get to still be naked after that.

 

[stuffperson]

Please boys, lets return this discussion back to buttholes.

 

[stuffperson]

or pee, or eyeballs, just not Nathan, I am so sick of you I want to meet you in person and make out.

 

[Olsen Twins Banger]

making out is like so 6th grade

 

[stuffperson]

Thats the extent to which I like Nathan, he makes me feel like a child again, especially the parts of my childhood where I was injured and cried until people looked at me.

 

[Olsen Twins Banger]

u ever get in trouble in junior high for making out with a girl in the hallways

i got a couplee dententions for that

i remeber when making out was a big deal


those were the good ole days

 

[stuffperson]

I still think of that feeling, probably a few times a week, how it used to rule just to kiss a girl, you'd leave her and be thinking "HELL YEAH!" for like the next 24 hours. Now I have to basically beat her to make it memorable.

 

[Olsen Twins Banger]

I still think of that feeling, probably a few times a week, how it used to rule just to kiss a girl, you'd leave her and be thinking "HELL YEAH!" for like the next 24 hours. Now I have to basically beat her to make it memorable.

i couldnt agree more

 

[PoyeBoy]

fyi that retred is not I, he just stole my word "mang", plus he said im mediocre, im far from mediocre, im totally awesome

 

[stuffperson]

Poyeboy, contrary to your lip ring sporting, sk8r boy way, I stole mang from project pat, who sexy long before you were.

Dude, please don't call me retred.

 

[slickdadd]

I'm totally mooning all of you right now