Well, that was scary...

[KillahBee]

I come home from buying mlk tonight and I go to open my apt. door and the key ends up getting stuck in the friggin lock! So, my key is now stuck in a locked door and I am pissed. I call maintenance and wait for about 30 minutes. A 45-year-old spanish dude comes up and starts shaking his head immediately. He is going to have to break the lock, it's the only solution, which means I will have no lock until sometime tomorrow. Problem is, I am leaving tomorrow to travelon business. He then says asks if I have a window open, and maybe we can ladder on up there. Great idea, Paco!! So, we walk out and get the ladder together. As we pull up underneath my bedroom wondow (4 FLOORS UP!), he looks at me and says, "I'm scared of heights, maing!". Fantastic!! I had to scale up a very shaky ladder to the 4th friggin floor TWICE (could 't quite reach the first time). That shit is scary, peeps. Not fun.

 

[SoKlueles]

ewwwwwww , im glad ur ok

you should fire the maintenance man

 

[Carmen]

Is that how you have to get in and out of your apartment from now on?

 

[Buddy_Christ]

you probably used teh wrong key and got it stuck. way to go dumbass.

 

[KillahBee]

you probably used teh wrong key and got it stuck. way to go dumbass.

I was actually in the wring building, dick.

 

[Lumberg]

I was actually in the wring building, dick.

LMAO

bet you'd like to wrong his neck right about now

 

[Buddy_Christ]

I was actually in the wring building, dick.

so since you're in the wrong building, are you wearing some fat ladies underwear while posting from her computer with her vibrator resting between your legs while she's standing outside her apartment wondering why there's a key stuck in the lock and the door won't open?

 

[KillahBee]

so since you're in the wrong building, are you wearing some fat ladies underwear while posting from her computer with her vibrator resting between your legs while she's standing outside her apartment wondering why there's a key stuck in the lock and the door won't open?

It's a dildo, assmonkey. You're so dumb, dumbie.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

It's a dildo, assmonkey. You're so dumb, dumbie.

that still doesn't excuse the fact that you stuck your head in her clothes hamper and took a big whiff...and enjoyed doing so.

 

[KillahBee]

that still doesn't excuse the fact that you stuck your head in her clothes hamper and took a big whiff...and enjoyed doing so.

You're a racist. Respect people's differences. Don't hate. WIB.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

You're a racist. Respect people's differences. Don't hate. WIB.

racist? no, that's not possible because i hate everyone equally.

and just because you're shoving your head into a fat woman's clothes hamper and enjoying the smell, and i pointed it out to everyone else, in no way makes me racist.

how many boxes of her twinkies have you eaten so far?

 

[KillahBee]

racist? no, that's not possible because i hate everyone equally.

and just because you're shoving your head into a fat woman's clothes hamper and enjoying the smell, and i pointed it out to everyone else, in no way makes me racist.

how many boxes of her twinkies have you eaten so far?

I'm bulking, maing. Stuff like this is encouraged. Plus, I made some oatmeal and am eating it out of her bra.

 

[Smurfy]

lol @ paco

 

[BileStew]

lol @ Crak saying KillahBee sticking his head in an old ladies laundry basket. Reminds me of the ex Miami Hurricane, present Green Bay Packer running back, Najeh Davenport who was caught shitting in a chicks laundry basket late one night while piss drunk.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Killah great story glad it worked out for you.

 

[BileStew]

Killah great story glad it worked out for you.

You still in a bitchy/grumpy/i'mhatingsexnow/fuckmen mood?

 

[superqt4u2nv]

You still in a bitchy/grumpy/i'mhatingsexnow/fuckmen mood?

Hey don't hijack Killah's thread and I am in a better now thanks.

 

[BileStew]

Hey don't hijack Killah's thread and I am in a better now thanks.

He hijacks mine and everyone else's. No, wait...that's Crak.

Anyway, he won't see this thread for another day or so. He ran out of milk and had to climb back out his window to go to the store.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

lol @ paco

yeah, speaking of Paco....

i would've made HIS ass climb that ladder. why? well, if he fell and survived, then it'd be worker's comp for him plus a nice hefty lawsuit.

if killahbee fell and survived, he would've been asked if he was retarded and recieved no compensation, and on top of that, charged for the replacement of his door knob and new keys.

learn for next time man.

 

[KillahBee]

He hijacks mine and everyone else's. No, wait...that's Crak.

Anyway, he won't see this thread for another day or so. He ran out of milk and had to climb back out his window to go to the store.

Good call, bro. I actually needed some baby wipes though, not milk.

 

[Gymgurl]

Glad your not a fireman......

 

[KillahBee]

Glad your not a fireman......

Glad "your" not an English teacher......

 

[Werd]

@this entire thread!

 

[Gymgurl]

LOL....sorry Mr. Teacher...now punish me

 

[KillahBee]

LOL....sorry Mr. Teacher...now punish me

*thoughts of Gymgurl in a school girl's outfit running through my head...*

 

[WODIN]

Falling really isn't the problem.

It's that sudden stop at the end thats the problem.

 

[KillahBee]

Falling really isn't the problem.

It's that sudden stop at the end thats the problem.

These are words that can only come from a man who is focused and sees the truth for what it is.

 

[Lumberg]

LOL....sorry Mr. Teacher...now punish me

He's totally going to wrong your neck now.

 

[KillahBee]

He's totally going to wrong your neck now.

are you still on that, maing? lmao

 

[Lumberg]

You know the strategy. Keep going 'til someone notices.

Good job bro you saved me from post-stalking you and bringing it up on every thread you posted on.

I mean bronging.