Well Mihouse has been single 1 year now...

[Milhouse]

And as I look at the past year and all the ups and downs I say thank fucking god.

I have gone out with over 15 different women and had sex with 8 of them.

Late summer I fell for one gal, became nice being myself and well nothing happened except the "lets be friends" stuff.

Now after reading alot of people's threads of love gone bad the past while and even though I sympathise, well better you then me.

My ex and I are friends, we were before so why not after. She has been in a relationship since about xmas time last year. And you know what good for her and at least I dont have to hear her nagging etc.

My one is out there, in fact all my future ex wives are out there, they know who they are.
But Milly has way too much shit to do and it will take one hell of a lady to tie him down now.
Funny part is I dont even feel like being a player or Mr Right anymore. I am comfortable in my own skin which is my point tothis thread as a message to all those lonely or going thru bad times in relationships.

Learn to love yourself more people, because no matter what in life whether you have someone or not, if you dont love yourself more then how the hell can you truly love others.

I love everybody today! Now I go to make some more money which I love even more.

Later

 

[Binky]

Congrats on 1 year bro.
We are about in the same boat.
I have been single now for about 18mos and
am enjoying it immensely.
Just for stats though, I'm doin a little better in the
scoring dept.
Dated 12 girls and railed 10 so far......Course
my standards may not be as high as yours.
All I need some nights is a body temperature of 96F or better.

 

[jeep310]

My one is out there, in fact all my future ex wives are out there, they know who they are.
But Milly has way too much shit to do and it will take one hell of a lady to tie him down now.
Funny part is I dont even feel like being a player or Mr Right anymore. I am comfortable in my own skin which is my point tothis thread as a message to all those lonely or going thru bad times in relationships.

Learn to love yourself more people, because no matter what in life whether you have someone or not, if you dont love yourself more then how the hell can you truly love others.


Later

Hey bro, I hear ya.....I've gone out with too many women in my life. It wasn't till I gave up looking for miss right, and focused on myself.......that my soul mate fell right into my life. I guess I am lucky. I did not lower my standards.....Hell....before, a woman like her was out of my league......but now, 5 years later......she's still the hottest thing going.

 

[Milhouse]

My stats would have been better but I lost 6 weeks in early 2001 dating one of them who became a stalker on my ass eventually and the late summer one which wasted several weeks of my prospective boinking possibilities.

Learning experience but I do have standards in the women I am with for example

She must have at least 1 or more of the following qualities

1- Between the ages of 18-99
2- Still has all her own teeth
3- Not a 2 pitcher chick meaning that she only looks good after a guy consumes 2 pitchers of draft
4- Bi_sexual
5- Not married, separated or divorced is ok
6- Any kids must come from no more then 5 fathers
7- In school, working or retired
8- Daddy does not own firearms or belong to any "cycling" clubs or organized crime family's where his hand gets kissed
9- Not have bodyparts of both sexes
10- Has her own home even if it is a pen in the local petting zoo. hey Llamas need love too.

 

[WODIN]

You have some very high standards milhouse.

 

[Milhouse]

You have some very high standards milhouse.

I know and thats why I am still single I guess.

Miss Right is just a local petting zoo or retirement home away.

 

[Binky]

Your standards are far too lofty......

Some of the best rim-jobs I've ever gotten have
been from skank's who don't meet your criteria.
Just think what your missing........

 

[Milhouse]

My morals switch goes up and down depending on how I feel that day.

My standards for girlfriends vs hump em and dump em scenarios vary greatly.

As long as they dont look like me nor weigh more then me then ok.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

 

[Milhouse]

ROTFLMFAO!!

 

[HighIntensity]

single life still adapting...guess in someways im a relationship man... I have not been single for years...Has some benifits, but I love to know somebody.

hell im a hopeless romantic that lifts weights.

 

[Crazier]

DAMN!!! I wonder how many times you've rubbed it off over that time period. 3 x's a day , 365 = 1095 times. Damn! How many times do you think that was about your ex?
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[the nature boy]

because my ADD is kicking in right now, all I gotta say is congratulations for being single for over a year. 8 times out of 10 relationships suck. relationships are for old people for the most part.

 

[daised]

i have been with puc now for 1 year and 11 days!!!

 

[Crazier]

Well then. I assume you let him issue facials at will, hmmm???
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[HighIntensity]

daised you sound like my ex, when you talk about puc, its cute

 

[daised]

daised you sound like my ex, when you talk about puc, its cute

ummm thanks. I'm not sure i want people to thik of their ex when they think of me, mostly because people have ingeneral negative feelings about their exs.
My friends think it's so funny because i wear his clothes and have pictures of him everywhere. i'm not obsessive, just attached.

 

[smallmovesal]

i've now been single three months... i think i'm ready to start over again.

 

[HighIntensity]

thats what I ment...before everything went bad I was everything 2 her, she had a shrine of me in her room...pictures, posters, all my clothes ect...not a bad or good thing...I loved it

 

[Milhouse]

DAMN!!! I wonder how many times you've rubbed it off over that time period. 3 x's a day , 365 = 1095 times. Damn! How many times do you think that was about your ex?
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Try on average bout 5 times a day hehe.

Never think about my long term ex even when I was with her the last year. Why do you think she is an ex let alone the rest of them.

 

[daised]

thats what I ment...before everything went bad I was everything 2 her, she had a shrine of me in her room...pictures, posters, all my clothes ect...not a bad or good thing...I loved it

i think puc likes it too.

 

[Stan O'Zolol]

I've got you all beat.

 

[twinturbo]

congrats Milhouse- Im starting off on the single thing- its been a month, but as you know I've got someone to make it a little bit easier...at least for now...

 

[freshr1]

And as I look at the past year and all the ups and downs I say thank fucking god.

Another joins the club! Congrats on your choice brother. View my post about this here :

http://209.11.101.244/forum/showthread.php?postid=801491&t=1125#post801491

 

[theoak01]

i agree being happy with yourself is most important,i should try to do that myself,im happy with my girlfriend and my friends but something doesnt feel right inside,i guess ill have to look into that

 

[Milhouse]

Re: Re: Well Mihouse has been single 1 year now...

Another joins the club! Congrats on your choice brother. View my post about this here :

http://209.11.101.244/forum/showthread.php?postid=801491&t=1125#post801491

Good post, karma coming your way.

Dont anyone get me wrong, if Miss Right comes along and we see eye to eye as far as doing something well alrighty then but a couple things.
1- Aint gonna sit around waiting with my breath held
2- Aint taking any horseshit ie one night a week fuck off thats boys night.
3- I will spend as much time at the gym, work, etc that I want. I I expect my future ex to be the same
4- If she only knows 1 sexual position well she will ave to be willing to learn a couple hundred more
5- Who the hell am I kidding, if Miss Right swoons me I am fuckied and whipped for life.

Oak dont try to find happiness, you cant find it, just be it. Sounds not simple but it is.

 

[theoak01]

so your saying if im happy with friends and my gf then i should be happy and if not theres another problem? maybe im over analyzing things but thats the message im getting from ya

 

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[Milhouse]

I dunno.
I just find personally when I worry about how I should feel or why do I or dont I feel happy I get a headache.

Just start doing shit that makes you feel good about yourself and others.

And a smile is free so use it and keep the head up and you feel better.

 

[theoak01]

thanx for the advice your a wise man

 

[Lao Tzu]

larry: come on dad, make with the yakkedy yak yak
mr. burns: (groans), yakkidy yak yakk, you, foodbag, do you have a son
homer: yes sir i do
mr. burns: and is he a constant disappointment to you, does he bring home nitwits and make you talk to them
homer: oh, all the time. have you ever heard of this kid milhouse? he's a little weiner who...
mr. burns: fascinating, goodnight.



on another topic, people put too much into relationships. like they aren't whole people w/o a member of the opposite sex. i don't want to do that, but i think i do.