Well I'm going to miss my Mom's 60th Birthday party

[Smurfy]

and here's the email my Dad sent me:

Lara -
You're still (as always) quite lovable. Perhaps, if you're a good
girl, we save you a whole cake.
Love,
D.




Does he know me or what?

 

[string_bean00]

wtf @ people over 12 having birthday parties

 

[Smurfy]

wtf @ people over 12 having birthday parties

What are you, a Jehovah's Witness?

 

[string_bean00]

What are you, a Jehovah's Witness?

no. but my family is jacked up in regards to birthdays. with the exception of one year I dont recall any type of birthday gift or anything from family after the age of 14ish

 

[Smurfy]

no. but my family is jacked up in regards to birthdays. with the exception of one year I dont recall any type of birthday gift or anything from family after the age of 14ish

oh. My family is very close and we have a lot of family gatherings.

 

[string_bean00]

oh. My family is very close and we have a lot of family gatherings.

ive dated a few italians and i always had a different family bday party of theirs to attend to every weekend

got annoying eventually

 

[heavy_duty]

dude needs a hug

 

[all the whey]

Just tell your boss you can't come in because you are on your period. Then, go!

 

[Smurfy]

ive dated a few italians and i always had a different family bday party of theirs to attend to every weekend

got annoying eventually

fuck we dont have one every weekend but dude, you WASPs cant hang

 

[Smurfy]

Just tell your boss you can't come in because you are on your period. Then, go!

but it's in chicago and Im in DC