Well I Was Finally Able To Do It

[2 ton hoss]

I FINALLY SUCKED IT UP AND WAS ABLE TO INSERT ONE OF MY TESTICLES INTO MY ASS.

IT FELT SO FUCKING GOOD.

ITS LIKE A VACUUM CLEARNER SUCKING UP ITS OWN CORD

YOUVE NEVER JIZZED UNTIL YOUVE JIZZEWD WITH ONE OF YOUR BALLS IN YOUR ASS

 

[HappyScrappy]

Shakespeare? Yeats?

 

[GenetiKing]

I FINALLY SUCKED IT UP AND WAS ABLE TO INSERT ONE OF MY TESTICLES INTO MY ASS.

IT FELT SO FUCKING GOOD.

ITS LIKE A VACUUM CLEARNER SUCKING UP ITS OWN CORD

YOUVE NEVER JIZZED UNTIL YOUVE JIZZEWD WITH ONE OF YOUR BALLS IN YOUR ASS

Super. Have you mastered self-fellation as well?

 

[SheHuLK]

sounds like fun

 

[GenetiKing]

sounds like fun

Damn, you have no idea! It's sooo fucking great! Jesus! He's not shitting you at all!!

Uhm...I mean, that's just what I've heard. From other people. And stuff. Yeah.

So who won the Tyson fight?

 

[Paulos]

The Fabled Dog in a Bathtub...but done on yourself. Most impressive Hoss.

 

[2 ton hoss]

THANK YOU SIR, I LEAD A LIFE OF YORE