Well... I got a job.

[Crazier]

Fuck it.

It's not drawing building specifications or sitting behind a desk for 10 hours a day so it shouldn't be that bad.

Instead, I'm gonna start as a server at Red Robin.

We have a new one being built near my house, and their grand opening is May 6. I lied and said I worked at Olive Garden as a server for years... so, it's kind of nice that we will all go through a week training program together. That's what makes the opening so awesome... I'll be learning with people, rather than being the only dumbass new server. Also, since I'm starting when the company does... I'll have a good chance at bartending in due time. That's where I'd want to be.

The only thing... they want me to shave my fucking goatee. I look like I'm 12 without the damn thing. Pisses me off.

They pay $3.15/ hour rather than $2.13 like most places... but even with tips that's not quite the $23 / hr I was making before. I'm hoping to make over $10 with tips for sure. Ah well... At least I won't get sick on Sunday nights thinking about the week ahead of me. That's worth the extra $13 an hour or so I was making before.

Also... with the Grand Opening I should be making some fat cash at first, so that's another good thing.

Also... where I worked before there were 2 women... both over the age of 50. This place is going to be filled with a bunch of hotties! And, I'll be peaking on cycle and pullin' mad pussy fellas!
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[gymtime]

I'll give you $1000 to tell me where this place is.

 

[2 ton hoss]

CRAZIER CONGRATS BRO. I HAVE BEEN IN THE POSITION WHERE ON SUNDAY NIGHT I JUST FELT SICK. NO ONE SHOULD LIVE LIKE THAT. SO YOU GET PAID LESS, IF YOU LIKE LIFE MORE THAT IS ALL THAT MATTERS.

2 TON HOSS

 

[Crazier]

I'll give you $1000 to tell me where this place is.

You have a PM.


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[gymrat]

It would be funny if a bunch of guys from elite show up and make your shft miserable.

hahah, oh the fun we could have.

 

[gymtime]

It would be funny if a bunch of guys from elite show up and make your shft miserable.

hahah, oh the fun we could have.

That is the plan. You in gymrat?

 

[gymrat]

That is the plan. You in gymrat?

yep. Anyone else?

 

[gymtime]

yep. Anyone else?

C'mon boys, this is too good to pass up. I'm buyin'!!!!

Oh, and Crazy mon, I get REAL fuckin' pissy when I don't get my free supply of steak fries. . . . . just so ya know.

 

[Crazier]

Oh, and Crazy mon, I get REAL fuckin' pissy when I don't get my free supply of steak fries. . . . . just so ya know.

So do I. That's gonna be a bitch!!!

I'm fucked!!! gymtime lives about 20 minutes from me, and knows what I look like. One day a big guy will be in there giving me a hard time, and he'll end up getting pegged in the back of a head with a bar stool. When he wakes up, he'll be like 'crazier, look man, it's me... gymtime. I was just fucking around bro... take it easy on me.'


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[gymtime]

So do I. That's gonna be a bitch!!!

I'm fucked!!! gymtime lives about 20 minutes from me, and knows what I look like. One day a big guy will be in there giving me a hard time, and he'll end up getting pegged in the back of a head with a bar stool. When he wakes up, he'll be like 'crazier, look man, it's me... gymtime. I was just fucking around bro... take it easy on me.'


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LMAO!!!

That's no way to treat a customer. Those E coli burgers they serve should knock me out just fine thank you.

 

[Lord_Suston]

if you nive near NY i'm down.... Ah yes to totall destroy someone's self-esteem.....

 

[john937]

So does this place have any plants we can play with?
Picture a booth with two table settings, drinks, napkins, and potted trees in the seats.
no....a tree in every men's room stall.

 

[gymtime]

if you nive near NY i'm down.... Ah yes to totall destroy someone's self-esteem.....

A kindred spirit. I knew I liked you LS.

There's thread on here about what someone would do if they won the lottery. If it were me, anyone who wished to participate in Crazier's torment would find plane tickets to Phoenix in their mailboxes. Lodging and meals (b, l, and d at the Robin of course) provided.

I think a group of hungry, smartass weightlifters would be a perfect group for the boy on his first day.

 

[Lord_Suston]

what ya need to do is have everyone order at different times and ask him questions he won't know the answer to. For example is that burger made with 90%lean meat cause I can't have that type....

do this in front of his boss so he can talk shit and he'll feel as small as an ant... Then startshit by saying hey waiter you ain't shit when your not behind your pc.....

 

[curling]

I would be in but that is a little far to drive to eat at the Olive Garden for me. Congrats dude on the job though sure would be fun to mess with ya on the job but I am sure gymtime will do a good job.

 

[Crazier]

You guys kill me. I'm sure I'll have enough assholes to deal with... I don't need of you from elite.

curling - Olive Garden lick my sweaty ballsack. That's the place I said I had served for years on my application... You'll find me at the Red Robin e-coli burger joint.

Should help with the grocery bill a bit this cycle though. That'd be nice... I'm trying to eat like a horse, since I have the test level of one and all.
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[gymrat]

I'm not familiar with the Red Robin. What kind of place is it?

 

[Crazier]

I'm not familiar with the Red Robin. What kind of place is it?

It's almost like a TGIF. Except you get free refill on your steak fries.

It's a family bar type restaurant.
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[sigweed]

$3.15/hour??? what the hell?
I'm from Canada so I'm not totally sure of how things work down there, but don't you have a minimum wage or something? I was making 3 times what you make at a standard summer job back a few years!

 

[Crazier]

$3.15/hour??? what the hell?
I'm from Canada so I'm not totally sure of how things work down there, but don't you have a minimum wage or something? I was making 3 times what you make at a standard summer job back a few years!

Yeah, we have minimum wage here bro... it's like $5.75 or something like that... but when you are a server, you basicly work off tips. The $3.15 is dick of your pay. That's why people get so pissed when they get stiffed on a tip... their paycheck's are dick.
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[bm2k]

Good stuff. Hook up with the manager to get into the bar faster

I can relate to the feeling sick on Sunday night routine, although it happened hours before a shift at my old job as a room service runner at a major hotel, rather than Sundays...

 

[havoc]

Congrats, all you have to do now is find a spot to get blazed at on your breaks. peace

 

[WODIN]

Congrats, all you have to do now is find a spot to get blazed at on your breaks. peace

Very Cool Crazier...

When I was a bartender I use to get high before and on my breaks. I had a cult following of people who loved my drinks that I made when I was stoned.

LMAO!!!

 

[the nature boy]

have you checked out the quality of the waitresses? those kind of jobs are a great way to meet girls.

 

[Crazier]

Congrats, all you have to do now is find a spot to get blazed at on your breaks. peace

Have no worries brother!

:havoc: :havoc: :havoc: :havoc:
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[VicTusDeuS]

Fuck yeah, theres hotties there. If ya need any factual information about Olive Garen let me know. I worked there too..I gotta work tonight at my Rib Joint.