Well, As You May Know, Tomorrow is Judgment Day ...

[musclemom]

Which means SkyNet will become self-aware and to protect itself it will send zombie Jesus to nuke all the blasphemers to oblivion.

I just wanted to say "It's been real, guys." I fully expect all of you blaspheming mo'fos to be sounding off after the rapturing is done. Looks like us heathens, pagans, and atheists are gonna have a heck of a mess on our hands after all the Christians have done a runner on us but I fully expect each and every one of you hedonistic EF'ers to do your duty, be true to yourselves and stand by your web site, IOW, check in if you haven't been taken bodily up to heaven.

Supposedly the firewords start at 1:00 a.m. EST so synchronize your watches and start drinking, kiddies. Extra points go to anyone who is actually engaged in some sort of sexual act at the moment of Judgment, double points if it's something the Bible has deemed abomination!

 

[chris302001]

Double points for anal?

 

[redshirt27se]

Yo, you fourteen carat gold slum computer wizard
Tappin inside my rap vein causes blizzards
Do I like the kills for ice trife like botta digits
Gorillas injected with strength of eighty midgets
The Earth spins ruins, rap exotic blends
Let my peeps in, niggaz gaspin swallowin aspirins
What a dosage, you overdosed in rap
High explosives my post-its hypnotize with hypnosis

 

[musclemom]

Double points for anal?

Sure, if you're cornholing a guy. I'm relatively sure the Bible makes no mention of anal between men and women, sorry

 

[nydj66]

Sure, if you're cornholing a guy. I'm relatively sure the Bible makes no mention of anal between men and women, sorry

As best as I can remember from my Catholic upbringing, hetero anal is still sodomy.

Two whole cities burned for it and Lot's wife turned to a pillar of salt just for looking.

 

[chris302001]

I Dont mind a finger or two now and then

 

[SPEKTOR-AAA]

Yo, you fourteen carat gold slum computer wizard
Tappin inside my rap vein causes blizzards
Do I like the kills for ice trife like botta digits
Gorillas injected with strength of eighty midgets
The Earth spins ruins, rap exotic blends
Let my peeps in, niggaz gaspin swallowin aspirins
What a dosage, you overdosed in rap
High explosives my post-its hypnotize with hypnosis

 

[musclemom]

As best as I can remember from my Catholic upbringing, hetero anal is still sodomy.

Two whole cities burned for it and Lot's wife turned to a pillar of salt just for looking.

Wow, that sucks.

I guess that means oral between a man and a woman is abomination, too?

Who cares, I'm screwed no matter what. Hellfire for me, even if I wasn't a card carrying witch.


Where's my vodka?

 

[DannoMight]

so this should have been going in in greenwich already? right?

 

[mrplunkey]

I'll be in the air at 1:00 EST. If the rapture occurs, I'll just tell the pilot to follow the crowd.

I'm soooooooooo in. Screw ya'll rest.