I've posted this topic be4. I have dreams where I'm just about to get laid by a beautiful woman and then all of the sudden the beautiful woman will metamorphasize into an old woman. Something always happens to screw it up for me. I am very self conscious about having good breath, I"ve had several dreams where I find myself with a drop dead gorgeous chick and I'll realize that my breath probably smells like shit so I try to fuck her while holding my breath. Doesn't work too well.
The funniest dream ever, type in fucked up dreams in Search. Read Kalishkonov's dream. I laughed all fucking day after reading that. The one where he's on a golfcart in a flowing robe and he looks down and discovers that his penis is missing. Funny, funny, shit.