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Typewriter
A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they
wanted to have
sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word
Typewriter. One day
the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your mommy that
daddy needs to
type a letter". The child told her mother what her dad said, and her mom
responded, "Tell
your daddy that he can't type a letter right now cause there is a red
ribbon in the
typewriter." The child went back to tell her father what mommy said. A few
days later
the mom told the daughter, "Tell daddy that he can type that letter now."
The child
told her father, returned to her mother and announced, "Daddy said never
mind with the
typewriter, he already wrote the letter by hand."
Typewriter
A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they
wanted to have
sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word
Typewriter. One day
the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your mommy that
daddy needs to
type a letter". The child told her mother what her dad said, and her mom
responded, "Tell
your daddy that he can't type a letter right now cause there is a red
ribbon in the
typewriter." The child went back to tell her father what mommy said. A few
days later
the mom told the daughter, "Tell daddy that he can type that letter now."
The child
told her father, returned to her mother and announced, "Daddy said never
mind with the
typewriter, he already wrote the letter by hand."
