We need more thought provoking discussion

[Dial_tone]

I'm getting tired of these inane attack threads and their countless devil spawn spinoff children. Some of you ass hats must have something serious to say once in a while. From now I will give 4,500K every day to the creator of the best (by my own undetermined and likely unobjective opinion) thread.
Example would be Velvett's "What bothers you more?" thread.

 

[KillahBee]

I agree, but that thread was far from "deep thought". We have a lot of faux deep thought ones.

 

[swole]

Bro I've been making mature comments in all of my threads lately.

And in my opinion a thread about lying is about as drawn-out and obvious as the blue sky.

 

[Spartacus]

good idea
my "batavia" thread largely went unnoticed

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=472973&highlight=batavia

 

[Lestat]

agree with Dial Tone

 

[awittyusername]

I am glad we all agree that we need more threads from Coldblue

 

[swole]

Another thing.

All you people complaining about the quality of threads.

Well.

Make a quality thread.

 

[awittyusername]

BTW...This thread sucks

 

[Spartacus]

chernobyl nuke disaster happened 20 years ago today
I'll start a thread on that
plenty of spin-off side discussion
such as rising gas prices and should we tell the environmentalists to fuck off and build more nuke plants

 

[musclemom]

I'm getting tired of these inane attack threads and their countless devil spawn spinoff children. Some of you ass hats must have something serious to say once in a while. From now I will give 4,500K every day to the creator of the best (by my own undetermined and likely unobjective opinion) thread.
Example would be Velvett's "What bothers you more?" thread.

I think you have a great idea there, one simple problem:

Good threads frequently get buried under the volume of trash threads, and going in and bumping your own thread, no matter HOW clever, thought provoking or just purely generally interesting it is, is considered Bad Form.

Seems to me that some people can create threads about how they think their butt crack smells in the morning or the relative merits of french kissing a dog and it gets viewed and commented and that SOB stays alive for more than 12 hours ...

Someone else can create a thread about something actually topical and it's buried under the butt crack story ...

 

[slat1]

In Dial tone's world the word "discussion" actually means "porn"

 

[Dial_tone]

I think you have a great idea there, one simple problem:
blah...blah...blah

Once a day I plan to find the thread I think is best and give it K. I don't care if it only gets 3 responses.

 

[hamstershaver]

big booty thread coming right up

 

[musclemom]

Once a day I plan to find the thread I think is best and give it K. I don't care if it only gets 3 responses.

Fine, then bump it by posting, "This thread officially got Dial_tone K for being thread of the day," maybe it'll get read.

RE: the Blah-Blah-Blah ... you could have just trimmed and trailed off with ellipses ...

 

[Spartacus]

big booty thread coming right up

LOL

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Note to self take booty shots tonight and post up pics daily to win DT's thread of the day.

 

[Spartacus]

big booty thread coming right up

Miss Chernobyl 2006

 

[Spartacus]

I'd hit it one time
well twice

 

[big4life]

I'm getting tired of these inane attack threads and their countless devil spawn spinoff children. Some of you ass hats must have something serious to say once in a while. From now I will give 4,500K every day to the creator of the best (by my own undetermined and likely unobjective opinion) thread.
Example would be Velvett's "What bothers you more?" thread.

On C&C?


Good luck in finding a serious thread here that doesn't turn into garbage.

 

[Spartacus]

who won?

 

[BrothaBill]

Miss Chernobyl 2006

Date: Thu, 9 Oct 1997 16:00:18 -0400

Olaf died in a fire and his body was so badly burned that the morgue needed someone to I.D. the body. So they called up his two friends Swen and Lars to come and try to I.D. the body.

Swen went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet and Swen said "Yaa, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over." So the mortician rolled him over and Swen looked at his butt and said "No, dat ain't Olaf." The mortician didn't say any thing but thought that was kind of strange.

Then he brought in Lars to I.D. the body, Lars looked at him and said "Yaa he's burnt real bad, roll him over." The mortician rolled him over and Lars looked at his butt and said "No dat ain't Olaf."

The mortician said "How can you tell?" Lars said "Well Olaf had two buttholes."

"What? he had two buttholes?" said the mortician. "Yaa, everyone in town knew he had two buttholes. Every time the three of us went to town everyone would say "Here comes Olaf with them two buttholes!"

 

[Lao Tzu]

Someone post a link to Velvett's thread, I can't find it.

 

[jnuts]

Someone post a link to Velvett's thread, I can't find it.

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=477548

 

[Dial_tone]

who won?

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?p=6140368#post6140368

 

[biteme]

I agree, but Im too tired to think of anything.

 

[JayC9]

If an infinite number of monkeys sat at typewriters for an infinite amount of time would they eventually write a thought provoking thread?

 

[Lestat]

its time like this I thank God for coldblue1955

 

[Wulfgar]

I think HeatherRaes thread with pics of her titties and booty was about as thought provoking as i really ever feel like getting when Im posting on this forum

 

[biteme]

I think HeatherRaes thread with pics of her titties and booty was about as thought provoking as i really ever feel like getting when Im posting on this forum

I fell in love with her instantly.

 

[Lestat]

I think HeatherRaes thread with pics of her titties and booty was about as thought provoking as i really ever feel like getting when Im posting on this forum

agreed

 

[JayC9]

When you drink from the urinal don't expect it to taste like a fine chardonnay.

 

[silverbackn]

I fell in love with her instantly.

I think I missed it

 

[Smurfy]

When you drink from the urinal don't expect it to taste like a fine chardonnay.

indeed.

 

[silverbackn]

When you drink from the urinal don't expect it to taste like a fine chardonnay.

Agreed, it's more like a white zin

 

[Testosterone boy]

EF has the lowest standards imaginable.

Which adds to its allure. Avergae people can visit here and feel good about themselves.

Horrible threads are big hits here. Proven fact.

 

[Nathan]

I'm getting tired of these inane attack threads and their countless devil spawn spinoff children. Some of you ass hats must have something serious to say once in a while. From now I will give 4,500K every day to the creator of the best (by my own undetermined and likely unobjective opinion) thread.
Example would be Velvett's "What bothers you more?" thread.

Don't worry. I'm all over this. You want serious? Let's talk jaundice. No, let's talk leprosy. Those poor bastards have limbs that are falling off and landing in babies' mouths probably thus giving them leprosy and propagating the vicious cycle. It doesn't get much more serious than that folks. I implore you.

 

[seizer]

Don't worry. I'm all over this. You want serious? Let's talk jaundice. No, let's talk leprosy. Those poor bastards have limbs that are falling off and landing in babies' mouths probably thus giving them leprosy and propagating the vicious cycle. It doesn't get much more serious than that folks. I implore you.

That's not bad...but what about the baby's babies baby limbs?

 

[Wulfgar]

 

[Nathan]

I'm probably a bit rusty with the boundaries. I apologize if so. Oops. I have to ruin everything.

 

[Spartacus]

A Lean Cuisine is not enough food. Two Lean Cuisines are not enough food.

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=485601

 

[Testosterone boy]

A Lean Cuisine is not enough food. Two Lean Cuisines are not enough food.

Lean Cuisines do not work. I know a guy who ate 10/day and still didn't lose weight.

 

[Wulfgar]

^^^thats funny..lol