Wash your hands after you pee!!!!!!!

[frorider6]

It's common fucking courtesy!!!!

I know my flesh pistol is the cleanest fucking thing in that bathroom but I still wash up after I handle it. And I expect everyone else to wash their hands after they handle their junk as well! I don't know where your teeny mushroom has been so don't go handling it then come into my office and say "Duh, hey buddy, I need to grab your mouse and show you something on the computer. Duh, let me just wipe my junk germs all over you and your office in the process."

 

[HumorMe]

I like to wash my hands after I piss and leave them wet and then come out of the bathroom and shake someone's hand and say......I'm sorry for making you wait but I had to go to the bathroom!

 

[WODIN]

I wash my hand before I touch my dick.

 

[Bullit]

I dont get why people are so uptite about washing after they piss. Unless u piss on yourself, theres nothing dirty!

If u are going in a urinal there is TONS of piss mist flying around that u cant see.. lots of it is landing on your hands.

Plus, in your case, your dick has your boyfriends turd all over it.

 

[lamamacita]

Must Chicks follow this rule also?

 

[casavant]

Yes, I hear that this is the number one cause of non-combat fatalities for soldiers in the field. Those nasty dicky germs just wreak havoc!!

 

[FreeballinDC]

What's got your drawers in a bunch? Did a co-worker come in a virtually piss on your mouse?

I know what you mean though, I see some sick MoFo's in the men's room zip up and don't even look at the sink, much less go wash their stinking filthy hands.

 

[HappyScrappy]

I wear three pairs of surgical latex gloves underneath a pair of thick latex dishwashing gloves and then those go under a pair of thick leather work gloves. I carry around two bottles of Lysol disinfectant spray in a holster of sorts around my waist.

nothing gets past me, I'm a spraying clean machine.

that and urine is sterile.

 

[casavant]

What's got your drawers in a bunch? Did a co-worker come in a virtually piss on your mouse?

I know what you mean though, I see some sick MoFo's in the men's room zip up and don't even look at the sink, much less go wash their stinking filthy hands.

Dude, if I'm about to eat, I'll wash my hands after I pee. If I'm in the gym or something, I don't really give a fuck. What's the point of washing your hands only to go out and wallow in other people's dead skin cells and sweat residue? I take 2-3 showers a day. I doubt my dick is that toxic.

 

[WODIN]

Don King

No...heather darling.

 

[Latimer]

No...heather darling.

LOL!

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

I personally hate it when unsanitary idiots don't wash their hands, especially after taking a shit. WTF? There should be a law in this country that anyone who does this gets their fucking hands sliced open and stuck in an unflushed shitful toilet. Maybe that will change these disease spreading fuckholes minds about being clean.

 

[CAGED whiteman]

you know people who dont wash their hands after dropping a log...that is so nasty!!!

 

[rippedtrojan]

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