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A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he
> stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint.
>
> The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe, my friend, Think
> about what you're doing to yourself! Come with me running
> through the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much better!" The
> giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off
> running with the rabbit.
>
> Then they come across an elephant doing coke. So the rabbit
> again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about
> what you're doing to yourself! Come running with us through the
> pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel so good!" The elephant
> looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, then tosses
> them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.
>
> The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up.
> "Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about what you're
> doing to yourself! Come running with us through the sunny
> forest, you will feel so good!" The lion looks at him, puts
> down his needle, and starts to beat the shit out of the little
> rabbit.
>
> The giraffe and elephant watch in horror, then finally obtain
> the presence of mind to pull the lion off the rabbit. "Lion,"
> they reprimand, "why did you do this? He was merely trying to
> help us all!"
>
> The lion answers, "That little fucker has me running around the
> forest like an idiot for hours every time he's on ecstasy!"
>
Bahaha ha
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> stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint.
>
> The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe, my friend, Think
> about what you're doing to yourself! Come with me running
> through the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much better!" The
> giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off
> running with the rabbit.
>
> Then they come across an elephant doing coke. So the rabbit
> again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about
> what you're doing to yourself! Come running with us through the
> pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel so good!" The elephant
> looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, then tosses
> them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.
>
> The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up.
> "Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about what you're
> doing to yourself! Come running with us through the sunny
> forest, you will feel so good!" The lion looks at him, puts
> down his needle, and starts to beat the shit out of the little
> rabbit.
>
> The giraffe and elephant watch in horror, then finally obtain
> the presence of mind to pull the lion off the rabbit. "Lion,"
> they reprimand, "why did you do this? He was merely trying to
> help us all!"
>
> The lion answers, "That little fucker has me running around the
> forest like an idiot for hours every time he's on ecstasy!"
>
Bahaha ha
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