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Was Your Home Ever Infested With Roaches?

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WHEN I WAS LIVING ON 34TH STREET IN BALTIMORE I HAD THAT PROBLEM. NOW I DEAL WITH WATER BUGS FROM TIME TO TIME.
 
Clean. Stop leaving shit around the house for roaches to get into, like empty pizza boxes, old shit laying around. Like I said. Clean =)
 
Don't have roaches all that bad out here in AZ. Mostly crickets and the occasional black-widow spider.
 
Years ago when I lived in an apartment with my ex-wife b4 we we're married, I was lying in bed and watched a roach crawl across the ceiling and drop down on my chest. From that point on I swore revenge on all roaches. I would get out the Raid, go outside where there were thousands of them in the parking lot and spray them and watch them flop around b4 they died. I derived great pleasure from watching their suffering. I would spray them with just barely enough poisen to kill them so that they would flop around for awhile in agony b4 death. I have since been reformed of my evil ways and take compassion on all living creatures. Now, I squash the fuck out of them as quickly as possible in order to prevent needless suffering.
 
AS SOON AS YOU TURN ON THE LIGHTS IN THE KITCHEN THEY SCREAM RETREAT!!!
 
I used to live in a really ghetto apartment and from what I understand everyone else had a bad roach problem
but I never saw one single roach BECAUSE I had two cats that like to eat and torture bugs
so apparently they took care of all that without me knowing...
hooray for cats
 
dread_lady said:
I used to live in a really ghetto apartment and from what I understand everyone else had a bad roach problem
but I never saw one single roach BECAUSE I had two cats that like to eat and torture bugs
so apparently they took care of all that without me knowing...
hooray for cats
I DIDN'T KNOW THAT CATS LOVE ROACHES.
 
WODIN said:
I grew up poor and had several pet roaches.

Did you teach them any tricks ?
Fetch a beer ?
Play dead (squashed) ?

I lived in an Apt with 2 other people in School and when I moved it it was nasty dirty. Infested...
The other 2 peeps went away for the w/e and I cleaned house
big time.
When they got back, they tried to slide back into their ways and I threatened to Kick Ass on anyone that let it get back to the trash stage it was in..
One dude actually moved out because of my Clean Natzi routine.
 
LOL!!!

I cut ones head off and named the him headless herman...you know cock roaches live for about 2 weeks without their heads.

We have 4 cats..no bugs, no mice, just one big ass possum living in the crawl space of the barn.
 
we (myself and 3 other guys) rented this old dive while we were in college. it was cheap and within walking distance of school and staggering distance of the local bar area. it was also roach infested to he max. every friday afternoon we would set off roach bombs and sweep up the carcases on monday morning.

one early morning, after 25 cent pitcher night a a local college bar, i woke up with a HUGE cockroach between my lips. to this day is still don't know if it was coming out or going in....didn't matter.

in 2 nanoseconds my naked, hairy body was transported from the bed to the open window where i projectile heaved the entire contacts of my stomach into the back yard.

i slept for the longest time with one leg of a pair of sheer panty hose stretched over my head.
 
During a particularly broke period I moved into a '50's wood frame house,
built on cinderblock foundation, roaches could come up thru the foundation into the house.
I woke up in bed, 2am, big ol' La Cucaracha fell off the ceiling on my face.
I tried setting off those roach bombs with the house all closed up.
Roaches flip, kick, squirm, hide in the walls, die....and LAY THEIR EGG CASES!
30 days later you've got roaches all over again.
I finally got rid of them with those little cardboard box contraptions,
about 3" square with fly paper glue on the inside.
I spread those all around and checked them every week.
At first they were filthy full of dead roaches stuck to the glue,
but at least when they died they didn't lay any eggs.
It took about 2 months but I finally got them all cleared out.
 
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