Warm breath down my neck...

[vixenbabe]

I'm standing in line at the UPS office...SOMEONE is standing RIGHT on my heels in line.I lunge to the left a bit to get away. I feel their breath down the back of my neck as they have followed me to my new spot. I'm just about ready to turn around and give them one of my "BACK AWAY FROM THIS BITCH" looks when this person COUGHS ON ME...MY HAIR PARTS CUZ THEY DID NOT COVER THEIR MOUTH! I turn around and what do I see? A older man with hair gel with a bad comb over , sportin EAR TUFTS and it appears a nest of daddy long legs has found refuge in his nose!

MY day is complete.....

 

[rudedawg]

Although I can't blame a guy for wanting to get as close to you as possible.........the coughing is just plain rude.

 

[WODIN]

That's the last time I try and hit on you in the post office!

 

[Crazier]

Well... on the bright side... at least he didn't throw cum in your hair. No?


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[vixenbabe]

Did I mention he was also wearing shorts, sandles and a WOOL coat?

Poor bastard..I was looking for his mug shot at the post office after I left UPS!

The coughing bit made my blood boil! Rude alright..VERY!

 

[vixenbabe]

Originally posted by WODIN
That's the last time I try and hit on you in the post office!
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Wodin..I told ya before..I'd look past your ear tufts since I love ya!


Crazier....Better in the hair than eye....

 

[Crazier]

Crazier....Better in the hair than eye....

Yeah... at least that's what Wodin always claims.


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[ABall]

Well... on the bright side... at least he didn't throw cum in your hair. No?


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Yeah seriously. C'mon now lady, look on the bright side of things.



A

 

[rudedawg]

Did I mention he was also wearing shorts, sandles and a WOOL coat?

Poor bastard..I was looking for his mug shot at the post office after I left UPS!

The coughing bit made my blood boil! Rude alright..VERY!

I am surprised he wasn't wearing a trench coat instead of a wool coat..... easier to play pocket pool with know one noticing

 

[vixenbabe]

ABALL at least called me lady....

Bright side?...Yeah, at least the TB won't set in for a few more years.....

 

[The Shadow]

Vix

 

[vixenbabe]

Originally posted by rudedawg

I am surprised he wasn't wearing a trench coat instead of a wool coat..... easier to play pocket pool with know one noticing

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THANKS FOR THAT VISUAL...DEAR GOD!

 

[vixenbabe]

Originally posted by Cornholio
Vix
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HELLO MY SWEETS!

 

[rudedawg]

I always wondered about guys doing the comb over thing......... Don't they know how silly they look? Don't their wives, kids, friends, co-workers, postman, SOMEONE tell them they look like an idiot?

 

[vixenbabe]

originally posted by rudedawg
I always wondered about guys doing the comb over thing......... Don't they know how silly they look? Don't their wives, kids, friends, co-workers, postman, SOMEONE tell them they look like an idiot?
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IF anyone I knew did the comb over thang..I'd hog tie 'em and shave their heads for 'em.

I got a thang for a great looking bald head ...call me crazy BUT I LOVE 'EM!

 

[Cleaner]

YOu might want to get checked for Tv's.


oh shit I'm killin me....hehehehehehehehehehee uhhh

 

[vixenbabe]

Originally posted by Cleaner YOu might want to get checked for Tv's.


oh shit I'm killin me....hehehehehehehehehehee uhhh
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Hola Cleaner..Where ya been baby? I've not been over to the Doghouse in awhile...no one posts anymore..HOW ARE YOU?

 

[rudedawg]

originally posted by rudedawg
I always wondered about guys doing the comb over thing......... Don't they know how silly they look? Don't their wives, kids, friends, co-workers, postman, SOMEONE tell them they look like an idiot?
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IF anyone I knew did the comb over thang..I'd hog tie 'em and shave their heads for 'em.

I got a thang for a great looking bald head ...call me crazy BUT I LOVE 'EM!

Hmmmmmmmmm well I am close enough to bald I should go ahead and take a blade to it.

 

[Cleaner]

Go check the doghouse.........I'm.....doin the best I can.
For me thats good enough.

 

[vixenbabe]

Rudedawg......HELL YES! If you got a great shaped head...DO IT!

Coneheads DO NOT apply to my bald theory on what defines SEXY!

 

[vixenbabe]

Originally posted by Cleaner
]Go check the doghouse.........I'm.....doin the best I can.
For me thats good enough.

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Darlin, I just spoke to Lisa...Hon, I'm sorry to hear the news! If I were you babe..Go with the treatments. YOU need to take the chance on full recovery hon!

My thoughts and prayers are with you!!!

On a lighter note...We are working on being in your neck of the woods in May..around the 18th. Have dinner with us?

 

[Cleaner]

But of course..........

I'm tuff...gonna take more than this to keep me down.

 

[Night Fly]

Well...you never said if you said anything to him or not!!! Did you? I would have!

 

[HumorMe]

I always wondered about guys doing the comb over thing......... Don't they know how silly they look? Don't their wives, kids, friends, co-workers, postman, SOMEONE tell them they look like an idiot?

Nobody has ever told me that! Does it look that bad!?!


My father-in-law has one. When it falls down to the side of his head, it looks like Davy Crockett's coon skin cap. Funny shit!

 

[rudedawg]

Nobody has ever told me that! Does it look that bad!?!


My father-in-law has one. When it falls down to the side of his head, it looks like Davy Crockett's coon skin cap. Funny shit!

Our hitting coach in college did it.......his nickname from us (behind his back of course) was "Half-Head"

 

[rudedawg]

Rudedawg......HELL YES! If you got a great shaped head...DO IT!

Coneheads DO NOT apply to my bald theory on what defines SEXY!

Ummmmmmmm..... a well shaped head huh.....hmmmmmmmmm ummmmmmmmm well errrrrrrrrrr uh uhhhhhhhhh nevermind

 

[danielson]

one of my pet hates is people not coughing with their hands over their mouths

 

[vixenbabe]

Originally posted by Night Fly
Well...you never said if you said anything to him or not!!! Did you? I would have!
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I gave him a dirty look...I could not bring myself to say anything bad to him since he was an old, poorly dressed slob- lol

Danielson...I AGREE..I hate when people do this as well. RUDE!