Wanna meet MOJO

[gotmojo]

This is the actual MOJO! He's the one that really posts all the porn...

2 Months old

3 Months old

10 Months old 19lbs

This fat bastard is not even 1 year old and already weighs 19lbs.!

He's jacked up too;

He can't meow, he oinks....for real.

He doesn't eat meat.

He eats laying down.

He sleeps on his back. (I've known cats that did this, but he does not sleep any other way.)

He showers with me.

He dry humps peoples feet, like a dog.

He makes me put my DVD's of the Muppet Show in so he can watch them. (Every damn day!)

I can't play with him because if he gets too excited he poops right where he is. (not a little either.)

And the daffy cat farts all the flippin' time!

But I dig him!

MOJO and mojo

 

[H_T_]

that's one solid looking cat. what's his cycle look like?

 

[gotmojo]

that's one solid looking cat. what's his cycle look like?

LOL @ cycle.....makes me wonder though.

This boy will pack the food away, he doesn't like cat treats at all. The only thing other than cat food he eats are peas.....loves 'em.

 

[HumorMe]

Sounds like he is a lot fun to have around....lol

 

[heatherrae]

This is the actual MOJO! He's the one that really posts all the porn...

2 Months old

3 Months old

10 Months old 19lbs

This fat bastard is not even 1 year old and already weighs 19lbs.!

He's jacked up too;

He can't meow, he oinks....for real.

He doesn't eat meat.

He eats laying down.

He sleeps on his back. (I've known cats that did this, but he does not sleep any other way.)

He showers with me.

He dry humps peoples feet, like a dog.

He makes me put my DVD's of the Muppet Show in so he can watch them. (Every damn day!)

I can't play with him because if he gets too excited he poops right where he is. (not a little either.)

And the daffy cat farts all the flippin' time!

But I dig him!

MOJO and mojo

I have a a girl cat, solid white, 23 lbs. She lays down and puts her face in her kitty dish to eat.

cute cat there! Tell him to post some porn for the gals. ;-)

 

[gotmojo]

Sounds like he is a lot fun to have around....lol

Nope.....He poops. ^^^^^

 

[HumorMe]

Nope.....He poops. ^^^^^

Any animal that is that fat, oinks, and farts...I consider to be a real pet.

 

[gotmojo]

I have a a girl cat, solid white, 23 lbs. She lays down and puts her face in her kitty dish to eat.

cute cat there! Tell him to post some porn for the gals. ;-)

He would post up in P.O.M. if it weren't for all of the...

...in there.

He does take PM requests though.

 

[gotmojo]

Any animal that is that fat, oinks, and farts...I consider to be a real pet.

LMAO!

He's kinda like the Al Bundy of the cat world.

 

[jaybois]

Any animal that is that fat, oinks, and farts...I consider to be a real pet.

Bingo

 

[gotmojo]

I have a a girl cat, solid white, 23 lbs.

I just plopped him on the scale....22.8 lbs.

Your girl is going down!

 

[StickFigure]

Awww....how cool! Mini-Mojo.

 

[gotmojo]

Awww....how cool! Mini-Mojo.

LMAO! @ Mini MOJO!

I guess that would be pretty accurate, with the exception of the meat thing.

Because there have been several occasions when I got a little too excited myself and......Ba-Woooooosh!

 

[heatherrae]

He would post up in P.O.M. if it weren't for all of the...

...in there.

He does take PM requests though.

rofl...here are a couple of pics for mojo.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y250/Heather_Rae/catporn.gif
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y250/Heather_Rae/sub_14621.jpg

 

[StickFigure]

rofl...here are a couple of pics for mojo.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y250/Heather_Rae/catporn.gif
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y250/Heather_Rae/sub_14621.jpg

that's just wrong

 

[heatherrae]

that's just wrong

Dont you love me anymore? Sniffle.

 

[StickFigure]

Dont you love me anymore? Sniffle.

My e-love for you will never fade!

 

[gotmojo]

rofl...here are a couple of pics for mojo.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y250/Heather_Rae/catporn.gif
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y250/Heather_Rae/sub_14621.jpg

I can't let him see the first one because he'll get depressed and mad at me. And I just don't have the strength to go through that rollercoaster ride of emotion with him again.

The second will def make him feel better about himself though....That one we'll do!

 

[heatherrae]

That white cat in the first pic looks lots like my white cat. I caught her doing that one day because she is so fat she cant reach to lick the nether-regions anymore. She licks her paw and then rubs down there, and it looks like kitty-porn...lol.

 

[StickFigure]

That white cat in the first pic looks lots like my white cat. I caught her doing that one day because she is so fat she cant reach to lick the nether-regions anymore. She licks her paw and then rubs down there, and it looks like kitty-porn...lol.

please don't tell me that you flick the bean while she's doing that!

 

[heatherrae]

please don't tell me that you flick the bean while she's doing that!

Ugh...no i say, "Margaret, do that in private." LOL

 

[StickFigure]

Ugh...no i say, "Margaret, do that in private." LOL

LMAO!!! Your cats name is Margaret???

 

[gotmojo]

That white cat in the first pic looks lots like my white cat. I caught her doing that one day because she is so fat she cant reach to lick the nether-regions anymore. She licks her paw and then rubs down there, and it looks like kitty-porn...lol.

LOL @ a diddling pussy!

Well mini mojo is shnutless so who knows what the hell goes through his head....Didn't even see it coming, just thought, "Oh, what a nice day for a ride. I wonder what this place is? Well at least the people seem nice. Hmmmm, i'm feelin' a bit...hey whats she doin' with tha"...KA-CHUNK!!

Hell! That's why he craps at will. He can't maintain a kitty chubby so he poops instead.

Mystery solved.

 

[gotmojo]

LMAO!!! Your cats name is Margaret???

LOL, I just thought the same.

 

[heatherrae]

Actually, her name is Margaret Thatcher. ;-)

 

[Mr. dB]

Mojo rocks! Huge cats are fun.

I'm sure glad my cat Clyde doesn't have a pooping or farting problem though.

 

[StickFigure]

Actually, her name is Margaret Thatcher. ;-)

I guess that's not too bad, I had a dog named Aurthor Rubenstein.

 

[heatherrae]

I had a ferret named Francois Meteran

 

[heatherrae]

Margaret's poop stinks so badly that it could be a form of biological warfare

 

[gotmojo]

Mojo rocks! Huge cats are fun.

I'm sure glad my cat Clyde doesn't have a pooping or farting problem though.

Be very glad! LOL

It's all part of his "personality", I wouldn't trade him for the world!

Sometimes I think we could go on the road and make a fortune! There's got to be a market for an obese cat with a spastic colon somewhere...

With my luck, he'll be like that looneytunes frog and seal his butthole up tight as a drum everytime there was an audition.

 

[StickFigure]

I had a ferret named Francois Meteran

My dad had a dog named Theodore Rooseveldt

And I had a 30 pound cat named Hyme

 

[heatherrae]

ROFL...I had a tarantula named Hillary Clinton.

 

[gotmojo]

Margaret's poop stinks so badly that it could be a form of biological warfare

Ahem.....MOJO can hardly stand himself at times.

And the poopies are HUGE! It's like a 9 year old kid is dumping in the litter box.

 

[StickFigure]

ROFL...I had a tarantula named Hillary Clinton.

How fitting!!

 

[heatherrae]

Oh yeah, and a cat name Pokey Reece

Then there was "Twinkie Barmitsza" He was special. ;-)

 

[gotmojo]

ROFL...I had a tarantula named Hillary Clinton.

Had a donkey named baloney here.....

 

[heatherrae]

baloney...cute! LOL

 

[Mr. dB]

Kemal Ataturk had an entire menagerie named Abdul...

 

[Lestat]

cool cat. thanks for sharing the pics bro