valentine's poems for yasmina

[Spartacus]

Yasmina,Yasmina
Rhymes with vagina
Yasmina,Yasmina
Rhymes with vagina
Why my dear,when I think of you
it's all about vagina?
Yasmina,Yasmina
Rhymes with vagina

 

[Spartacus]

I'm not a good poet
fuck
I tried

 

[DieselGunz]

 

[chewyxrage]

when I say Yasmina it doesn't rhyme with vagina, lol

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

you proved my point

 

[BrothaBill]

Yasmina,Yasmina
Rhymes with vagina
Yasmina,Yasmina
Rhymes with vagina
Why my dear,when I think of you
it's all about vagina?
Yasmina,Yasmina
Rhymes with vagina

*snickers* just at the shock value. Shame on you!!

Yasmina, does that mean like "ya ask me now?" but drop the K sound.

 

[BUBBLES]

Yasmina,Yasmina
Rhymes with vagina
Yasmina,Yasmina
Rhymes with vagina
Why my dear,when I think of you
it's all about vagina?
Yasmina,Yasmina
Rhymes with vagina

lol, not sure why you think of vagina when you think Yasmina
but does it make you skip a beat or two?

that is sweet &
i will treasure it
blush blush

 

[Spartacus]

see poems work guys
no matter

 

[BUBBLES]

And Caster what do you mean by that?

 

[BrothaBill]

I guess you have to pronounce the mina part sorta like a miner (as in coalminer)
So itd be for some certain accent like if she was talking to a miner and you could see the kitty and he asks is that your peaches I see and She'd say:
Yes mina
that is vagina

 

[Spartacus]

it's either
yasmyna
or yasmeana

 

[BUBBLES]

its yasmeana, 4everhung

is there more to the poem?
or have you hit a wall on that one?

 

[Spartacus]

as in cruiseliner
airliner
freightliner
va-fucking-gina

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

And Caster what do you mean by that?

the Valentine's Day thread...

 

[Spartacus]

its yasmeana, 4everhung

is there more to the poem?
or have you hit a wall on that one?

I said at the beginning I'm not a poet
however,give me similar words in the language concluding in "mina"
which are pronounced "meana"

 

[Spartacus]

my neighbor's wife is named
"varina"
pronounced
vareana

 

[jaded]

when I say Yasmina it doesn't rhyme with vagina, lol

lol, same here.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Hey, Yasgina. Why don't you have an avatar?

 

[Spartacus]

Hey, Yasgina. Why don't you have an avatar?

she wants a miner

 

[The Red Dragon]

its an indian name right?
yasm-ean-a
I don't know how you can get yas-eye-na

 

[SoKlueles]

sigh, i want a poem to me
someone make a sweet poem to me and i may give u a gift later

 

[GoldenDelicious]

i once knew this girl called jazza
she was goin out with my mate called bazza
she found a fitness site
chockers full of yanks, alrite
all they do is sit there, an harass er

 

[BUBBLES]

i once knew this girl called jazza
she was goin out with my mate called bazza
she found a fitness site
chockers full of yanks, alrite
all they do is sit there, an harass er

HaHa, cool Aussie yobbo poem lol.

Any valenties for you this year GD?
I am sure you have a few hot models lined up in NT!!!
Have you heard of the Steve Irwin Croc Cafe? you could take them there for a lovely meal....hmmmm......but then again the crocs won't get full feeding just on skeletons!

 

[GoldenDelicious]

HaHa, cool Aussie yobbo poem lol.

Any valenties for you this year GD?
I am sure you have a few hot models lined up in NT!!!
Have you heard of the Steve Irwin Croc Cafe? you could take them there for a lovely meal....hmmmm......but then again the crocs won't get full feeding just on skeletons!

no, no date for me. i have this sinking feeling in my gut that i get when one of my exes is about to contact me though...and im going to feel like a bastard (again) when i nicely tell them to F off. (i never go back, and never forgive people who do those sorts of things to me).

also, there arent any girls that im too interested in at the moment, so im going to go out, see some friends, have a few drinks, and mind my own damn business...and for all i know, someone up high might see me and splooge me with some green K, and something nice will happen TO me for once, instead of because of me

what about you?

 

[Testosterone boy]

There was a dame from aussie
Who collected quite a possie
the dame was a sport
she could not abort
all the attemtps to court
her sporty aussie possie

 

[Testosterone boy]

There was a dame from aussie
Who collected quite a possie
the dame was a sport
she could not abort
all the attemtps to court
her sporty aussie possie

She is definitley coming to Colorado now.

I know these things.

 

[SPORT SCIENTIST]

Don't know who she is but what about:

Yasmina, I long for you more than decca or fina,
To inject you into the belly of my huge muscle,
Ah; for if you were a syringe, I would place my powerful juice within,
And on one powerful thrust, you would become the vessel by which our powerful love transformation would begin,
For you are more dear to me than any injectable or even oral,
let us just hope you don't have Chlamydia or any other STD (no offence)

 

[Spartacus]

yasmina brings out original poems
something I can't say about the other poetic threads

 

[Forge]

sigh, i want a poem to me
someone make a sweet poem to me and i may give u a gift later

Done.

Roses are red, and violets are blue
The dog’s hair is shedding and the kitchen chairs need glue,
You’ve worked a long day and you’re hungry for food
You just want to cook but I’m in a good mood,
I keep trying to kiss you and pull down your pants
But you push me away and take a fighting stance,
Some women would yell and say enough is enough
But not my SoKlueles, she’s made of tougher stuff!
Through good times and bad, through thick and thin
I just want you to know that I love you, darlin’.
Although it may not be clear what I’m trying to say
Is you mean the world to me.

Oh, yeah, and have a Happy Valentine’s Day!!!!!

 

[Trojana]

omg
nice thread yasmina
the men love ya lil lady

 

[Testosterone boy]

She is definitley coming to Colorado now.

I know these things.

Hmmm...checked my PMs, email, karma, and answering machine. All to no avail.


This girl is tough. Have to try again.

Yasmina
Yasmina
The girl down under
Adores largeness asunder
Likes to ski
And very large he's
Coming to the states
Could be willing to mate
Yasmina
Yasmina

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

This is the geighest fucking thread of all time...no doubt

 

[JustJacked]

some poems for the restroom.....

Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger

Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to shit
But only farted

You're lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And shit my pants

Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
But I come here to scratch my balls,
And read the bullshit on the walls..

Here I sit, I'm at a loss
trying to shit out taco sauce.
When it comes, I hope and pray,
I don't blow my ass away

 

[Testosterone boy]

This is the geighest fucking thread of all time...no doubt

Last I checked, AAPs thread might have it beat

 

[BUBBLES]

yasmina brings out original poems
something I can't say about the other poetic threads

Wow,
I did not expect these absolutely lovely poems from you guys.
I really don't know what to say, but they are really sweet, funny and touching.

Thank you to you all!

Green Karma coming your way

 

[BrothaBill]

ummm Yasmina, green karma, did you actually read the poems?


























YOU JUST WANTED TO BUMP THE THREAD SO YOU'D GET MORE POEMS! ATTENTION.....

 

[BUBBLES]

ummm Yasmina, green karma, did you actually read the poems?


YOU JUST WANTED TO BUMP THE THREAD SO YOU'D GET MORE POEMS! ATTENTION..... :

Yep i read them and i thought they were funny and it seems each person has a unique loving way to their writing.

But no need for extra attention.
I just wanted to say thank you and that is all and to 4everhung for starting this thread with the best intentions.


I am very good see?

 

[BrothaBill]

Yep i read them and i thought they were funny and it seems each person has a unique loving way to their writing.

But no need for extra attention.
I just wanted to say thank you and that is all and to 4everhung for starting this thread with the best intentions.


I am very good see?

LOL, unique loving way, I especially like the one where you were compared to steroids and a syringe! HAha! It did make me laugh though.

You dont need attention I know, I just had to think off something to put in big letters like you did.

 

[BUBBLES]

LOL, unique loving way, I especially like the one where you were compared to steroids and a syringe! HAha! It did make me laugh though.

You dont need attention I know, I just had to think off something to put in big letters like you did.

That poem was very interesting.

 

[SPORT SCIENTIST]

That poem was very interesting.

O.K. what about this one:

Lured by the frenetic pulse of the forum, the exciting highway of information and lust,
I try to understand the world, of which you have made your home,
Each night the kindness in your eyes and inner beauty is wasted on the seedy posts others,
I cannot sleep, perhaps I am a fool, awake, dreaming of what I cannot have,
The sound of the morning birds break the silence of this Winter’s night, as I try not to care, or else a teardrop I will forever keep in my heart.
p.s. I just hope you don’t have chlamydia or any other STDs
(no offence, sweet jasmine flower)


Damn- why did I have to go and spoil it!

 

[Rex]

Roses are red, violets are blue.
<broad's name>, I'll lick your kitty
And cum in you too.
One missed period and you'll say that it's mine.
I'll call you a lying slut, just so that it rhymes.
You'll cry and beg and ask me not to go
I'll say fine, but being a daddy? That answer is no.
One moment, one chance and I'll push you down the stairs
No more worries, and no more cares.
I'll tell the cops that you slipped and you fell
You'll swear it was me and damn me to hell.
But a bottle of wine, and a dinner for two
One more time I'll cum in you
One more baby, you'll be full of pep
Only until you walk by those steps.

If that doesn't profess love, then nothing does.

 

[SPORT SCIENTIST]

Roses are red, violets are blue.
<broad's name>, I'll lick your kitty
And cum in you too.
One missed period and you'll say that it's mine.
I'll call you a lying slut, just so that it rhymes.
You'll cry and beg and ask me not to go
I'll say fine, but being a daddy? That answer is no.
One moment, one chance and I'll push you down the stairs
No more worries, and no more cares.
I'll tell the cops that you slipped and you fell
You'll swear it was me and damn me to hell.
But a bottle of wine, and a dinner for two
One more time I'll cum in you
One more baby, you'll be full of pep
Only until you walk by those steps.

If that doesn't profess love, then nothing does.

I'm guessing you don't like children!
I hope you didn't make that up yourself

 

[Rex]

I'm guessing you don't like children!
I hope you didn't make that up yourself

It was a joke. I've been here for 5 years, the majority of the people here can tell when I'm joking about something or not.

I love kids, and yes I did make it up myself.

 

[SPORT SCIENTIST]

It was a joke. I've been here for 5 years, the majority of the people here can tell when I'm joking about something or not.

I love kids, and yes I did make it up myself.

Sorry, thought you might have been a psychopath! Sure there must be some here. I don't mean to sound pompous, but I would never personally joke about throwing a woman down stairs. I didn't find it funny as I know a friend of a friend who actually was thrown down a flight of stairs by her husband and broke her back.

p.s. hope you don't have any STDs (no offence)-that goes for everybody.

 

[Rex]

Sorry, thought you might have been a psychopath! Sure there must be some here. I don't mean to sound pompous, but I would never personally joke about throwing a woman down stairs. I didn't find it funny as I know a friend of a friend who actually was thrown down a flight of stairs by her husband and broke her back.

p.s. hope you don't have any STDs (no offence)-that goes for everybody.

It's all good. I don't advocate domestic violence, but I think people are too touchy these days when it comes to jokes.

Thanks for the well wishes with the STDs. I've been fortunate enough to not contract anything, or the military docs shoot us with so many needles that it combines to make a hell of a preventive dose.

 

[Testosterone boy]

It's all good. I don't advocate domestic violence, but I think people are too touchy these days when it comes to jokes.

Thanks for the well wishes with the STDs. I've been fortunate enough to not contract anything, or the military docs shoot us with so many needles that it combines to make a hell of a preventive dose.

fwiw....I think you are a bit sick.

 

[Rex]

fwiw....I think you are a bit sick.

Careful...it might be contagious.

 

[Beachbum1546]

You're always on my mind
Ever since we met.
You're always in my thoughts
Impossible to forget.
You're always in my heart
Which puts me in your debt.
You're always in my dreams
And my dreams are always wet.

 

[Testosterone boy]

Here is the coup de grace for Yasmina:

A lil' bit south of the equator
Lives an aussie....reckon I'd mate her
She likes what I got
A cobra thats hot

Yasmina is her name
Skiing is her game
After the slopes have closed
She will want to be hosed

After she has came
T Boy will know fame
For showing the girl from down under
What its like to be split asunder

 

[Spartacus]

I have done numerous cycles and it seems like my balls have shrunk dramatically during this post. Is there anything I can do to reverse this while still staying on?

 

[JustJacked]

I have done numerous cycles and it seems like my balls have shrunk dramatically during this post. Is there anything I can do to reverse this while still staying on?

put them inside of a vacuum. turn vacuum on. !

 

[Gambino]

Yas-mina, yas-mina
your hair smells like jas-mina, jas-mina
4everlimp cannot testify nor satisfy
you sexual impluses, and succlent thigh
please disrobe now, remove that Indian dress
relax now, and hit gambino's cess
I'll play a sweet violin balad,
while you gently toss my salad

 

[jerseyart]

Nice shoes

Wanna fuck

 

[Spartacus]

Yas-mina, yas-mina
your hair smells like jas-mina, jas-mina
4everlimp cannot testify nor satisfy
you sexual impluses, and succlent thigh
please disrobe now, remove that Indian dress
relax now, and hit gambino's cess
I'll play a sweet violin balad,
while you gently toss my salad

excellent
pluralize thigh
kinda ruined it

 

[Testosterone boy]

excellent
pluralize thigh
kinda ruined it

He was doing alright...until the last sentence

 

[Trojana]

Nice shoes

Wanna fuck

You have a fetish for shoes Jerrrrsaaay?

 

[Testosterone boy]

Here is the coup de grace for Yasmina:

A lil' bit south of the equator
Lives an aussie....reckon I'd mate her
She likes what I got
A cobra thats hot

Yasmina is her name
Skiing is her game
After the slopes have closed
She will want to be hosed

After she has came
T Boy will know fame
For showing the girl from down under
What its like to be split asunder

Dang...this oughtta have done it.

 

[BrothaBill]

 

[Testosterone boy]

Whats going on?

 

[Testosterone boy]

I seen that slight of hand

 

[BrothaBill]

Whats going on?

I edited my post quickly as it had something to do with Yasmina and I changed my mind. It just didnt show up that I edited it, nothing to do with the thread.

 

[BUBBLES]

I edited my post quickly as it had something to do with Yasmina and I changed my mind. It just didnt show up that I edited it, nothing to do with the thread.

What was it?

 

[BrothaBill]

What was it?

Its nice to want isnt it?

 

[BUBBLES]

Its nice to want isnt it?

Well, yeah....
I just want to know what I missed out on.

 

[BrothaBill]

Well, yeah....
I just want to know what I missed out on.

A threesome

 

[BUBBLES]

A threesome

lock me up for I am about to sin Father!

 

[BrothaBill]

lock me up for I am about to sin Father!

It's like St. Augustine said, ya know: "Lord, give me chastity and virtue, but not just yet."

 

[BUBBLES]

It's like St. Augustine said, ya know: "Lord, give me chastity and virtue, but not just yet."

LOL
She said that? Smart woman!
Ahhh ...

 

[BrothaBill]

LOL
She said that? Smart woman!
Ahhh ...

Well Im pretty sure the Saint Augustine of Hippo had a penis LOL , he lost his virtue at 16 as he gave into pleasure. He had conceived "the son of sin" out of wedlock.

 

[BUBBLES]

Well Im pretty sure the Saint Augustine of Hippo had a penis LOL , he lost his virtue at 16 as he gave into pleasure. He had conceived "the son of sin" out of wedlock.

This Saint was a he? OH! lol
Was his son's name BrothaBill by any chance?

Have you ever had a threesome?












You edited your thread too late and stop trying to prove your innocence we all know you have a tongue to make a woman go weak at the knees!

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

So why do the mods keep locking NKC threads?

 

[BrothaBill]

This Saint was a he? OH! lol
Was his son's name BrothaBill by any chance?

Have you ever had a threesome?













You edited your thread too late and stop trying to prove your innocence we all know you have a tongue to make a woman go weak at the knees!

Nope, Im the prodigal son.

No, orgies are not my bag. There's just something Im not really interested in.
How about you, in any menage troi's, thats french for "Hey there's someone else here!" spill it!
LOL, well the tables are turned this time and you caught me in the edit. *shakes fist in the air*

 

[BUBBLES]

So why do the mods keep locking NCK threads?

Huh

 

[BUBBLES]

Nope, Im the prodigal son.

No, orgies are not my bag. There's just something Im not really interested in.
How about you, in any menage troi's, thats french for "Hey there's someone else here!" spill it!
LOL, well the tables are turned this time and you caught me in the edit. *shakes fist in the air*

No menage troi's although i keep getting asked for it and I hate it
Some people have no respect for my innocence...


Hmmm I wonder what all the fuss is all about...

 

[BrothaBill]

No menage troi's although i keep getting asked for it and I hate it
Some people have no respect for my innocence...


Hmmm I wonder what all the fuss is all about...

I have respect for your innocence. Sincerely I know you are a delicate flower

 

[BUBBLES]

I have respect for your *coughbullshit* innocence.

And what makes you think I am not innocent.?
I am a conservative, no 3sum for me!!!

 

[BrothaBill]

And what makes you think I am not innocent.?
I am a conservative, no 3sum for me!!!

Stop changing my quotes to make me look bad.
I can only picture you in my minds eye as virginal in a white silk dress, pure as the driven snow!

 

[BUBBLES]

Stop changing my quotes to make me look bad.
I can only picture you in my minds eye as virginal in a white silk dress, pure as the driven snow!

Like one of those short white silk lingerie dresses?

 

[BrothaBill]

Like one of those short white silk lingerie dresses?

*drooling* YES!!! Now that you mention, why do you do that to me? I meant more of a goddess type of attire to match your innocence and strength and of course my image of you as a goddess, wife of Zeus.

 

[BUBBLES]

*drooling* YES!!! Now that you mention, why do you do that to me? I meant more of a goddess type of attire to match your innocence and strength and of course my image of you as a goddess, wife of Zeus.

Look, I can wear the white silk dress under the white goddess attire. So all situations are covered for and no one misses out. I will be the sexy, innocent and strong goddess, wife of Zeus.

 

[Spartacus]

lock me up for I am about to sin Father!