Valentine's Day

[foxxie]

What are you getting for your SO for Valentine's Day?

 

[mrdeeznuts]

What are you getting for your SO for Valentine's Day?

will u be my valentine?

 

[hamstershaver]

close your eyes
what do you see?

 

[mrdeeznuts]

scratch that, i missed the memo

foxxie = eig, eig = foxxie, eig = man

 

[ZKaudio]

I had a real description up here of what I was doing but I felt like a schlep since everyone else is not posting anything so I changed it. -z

 

[KillahBee]

Pregnant

 

[foxxie]

close your eyes
what do you see?

 

[stilleto]

scratch that, i missed the memo

foxxie = eig, eig = foxxie, eig = man

he saw, but won't respond:

 

[redguru]

scratch that, i missed the memo

foxxie = eig, eig = foxxie, eig = man

The Finkle/Einhorn duality

 

[alien amp pharm]

herpes

 

[foreigngirl]

he saw, but won't respond:

EIG is ignoring us. Should we start the bombs nd red valentine presents just because of the ignoring?

 

[saint808]

A velvet glove. (masturbation reference for those of you not lonely enough to catch it)

 

[nycgirl]

30 days of no hormonal, emotional attitude and emotionally driven "questions".

 

[mrdeeznuts]

EIG prove the k msg


post up the kitty

 

[foreigngirl]

plz die

 

[stilleto]

30 days of no hormonal, emotional attitude and emotionally driven "questions".

lol
you must be dating a chick.


or a very feminine guy.

 

[nycgirl]

lol
you must be dating a chick.


or a very feminine guy.

Oh, no, that's what I'm getting him. LOL.

I'm going to give that to KB as well. Last month was pretty bad.

 

[wootoom]

im not telling

 

[stilleto]

Oh, no, that's what I'm getting him. LOL.

I'm going to give that to KB as well. Last month was pretty bad.

Yes- i got that part... thats why i said what i did.

 

[Wynn]

I wonder...

 

[cyrex]

What are you getting for your SO for Valentine's Day?

Pajamagram (www.pajamagram.com)
she saw the box cause those idiots ship it in a very obvious box that has pajamagram written all over it!

and a subscription to Redbook (she used to have one but didn't renew and she mentioned she wished she had one about a year ago... hehe)

 

[cyrex]

oh and some oral sex

 

[Gymgurl]

Lots of hot drunken sex.....porn, toys, sexy outfit....you know the whole thing....

 

[H_T_]

something RED, biatch!

 

[Gymgurl]

I bought black already

 

[H_T_]

I bought black already

that's fine, black has a slimming effect.....

 

[SoKlueles]

close your eyes
what do you see?

it better be something nice
or someones in deep crap

 

[Gymgurl]

Hey jackass what are you trying to say> maybe I need to sit on your face and you can guess my weight

 

[SoKlueles]

Hey jackass what are you trying to say> maybe I need to sit on your face and you can guess my weight

dang woman u are dirty lol

 

[H_T_]

Hey jackass what are you trying to say> maybe I need to sit on your face and you can guess my weight

face sitting is so 90's........... but i guess i can make an exception for my little tour bus Lolita.....

 

[Gymgurl]

Well I guess you need to teach this old lady a new trick or two

 

[foxxie]

six days more to go before valentines day

 

[Gymgurl]

Don't remind me....14 yrs of hell

 

[H_T_]

Well I guess you need to teach this old lady a new trick or two

don't let that mouth write checks that yo' ass can't cash.........

 

[Gymgurl]

Come on ...I tell ya all the time your 40 min from pure pleasure

 

[H_T_]

Come on ...I tell ya all the time your 40 min from pure pleasure

all good things to those who wait. but i swear, you better be quiet about it....

 

[Gymgurl]

I'm not into telling about it....I'm in to doing IT

 

[H_T_]

I'm not into telling about it....I'm in to doing IT

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.........

 

[Gymgurl]

Then get ur gansta ass over here for a spanking

 

[H_T_]

Then get ur gansta ass over here for a spanking

you jus' wanna squeeze tha' Targets' trigger.....

 

[Gymgurl]

Yes I sure do...find out what makes em tick

 

[H_T_]

Yes I sure do...find out what makes em tick

that ticking is a bomb.......

 

[Gymgurl]

so are you gonna explode..........

 

[H_T_]

so are you gonna explode..........

one way or another........

 

[Gymgurl]

Great...well save the sexual for me and your woman can have the psycho drama shit

 

[H_T_]

Great...well save the sexual for me and your woman can have the psycho drama shit

wtf? ..........ok, whatever, let's be Mormons??

 

[biteme]

V-day is my daughter's b-day. I'll be spending it with her. Probably not. She's not speaking to me. She's grounded again. It's gonna be a fight for the next 4 years but her dad is even more hard headed than she is and I'm not gonna let her have control.

 

[Gymgurl]

Oh I can't wait for your life Biteme...I have 3 daughters up and coming

 

[manny78]

Spa gift certificate.

 

[Gymgurl]

That sounds nice manny...I have to think of something good

 

[Cutiebaby]

nothing and i want nothing in exchange

 

[foxxie]

Happy Hearts Day Everyone

 

[javaguru]

V-day is my daughter's b-day. I'll be spending it with her. Probably not. She's not speaking to me. She's grounded again. It's gonna be a fight for the next 4 years but her dad is even more hard headed than she is and I'm not gonna let her have control.

Just gave you Dad karma....

 

[Dakotah]

i got devastation a single red rose, card and im takin him out to dinner tonight at whatever restaurant he chooses.

 

[jack sparrow]

Hi Dakotah

 

[Dakotah]

hi sweetie