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strider364
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It's such a bummer being single on V-Day.
Valentine's Day...Bah Humbug.
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strider364 said:It's such a bummer being single on V-Day.
Go to your local meet market watering hole on V-day and stand up and say "Orgy at my place in 15 minutes!" You might have to take it up the ass a few times. Some chick is going to go for it though. So you get to watch her get nailed while your getting it up the poo shoo.
strider364
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Re: Re: Valentine's Day...Bah Humbug.
No thanks, that's a one way street. I'll stay single.
WODIN said:
No thanks, that's a one way street. I'll stay single.
strider364
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Valentine's Day...Bah Humbug.
LMAOWODIN said:
Lord_Suston
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strider364 said:It's such a bummer being single on V-Day.
So does having a girlfriend, who wants you to just buy her saomething expensive, just to show your affection......
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dballer
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LiLady11 said:
It makes you kinda feel like a dog with mange.
BuggyWhips
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I dont celebrate valentines day. its a stupid pagen holiday to me. I fail to recognize its existance. Its one of those stupid holidays made up by Halmark just like halloween and secretarys day so they can make more money. Im boycotting it.
polarpixie
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I just love Valentine's day. I'm always my own Valentine. I pamper myself like nobody's business. The flowers, chocolates, the massages at the day spa...damn I'm the best boyfriend I've ever had!!!
the nature boy
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polarpixie said:
Hi polar!!!
polarpixie
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The Nature Boy said:
hellooooo sweety pie!
lookey at that...they be waving simo-taneously.
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the nature boy
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polarpixie said:
hellooooo sweety pie!
lookey at that...they be waving simo-taneously.
hi...... valentine!!!
the nature boy
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toga22 said:
Me and Charlie Brown are going to be in the same boat this year.....neither one of us have a Valentine......
~toga
yeah right!!!
polarpixie
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The Nature Boy said:
Yeah, I mean...have you seen the ass on that chic? There's no way she has anything in common with Charlie Brown!!!
the nature boy
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toga22 said:
Ok, NB, you are right......I forgot about my all important date with Captain Morgan and a Diet Coke.......
Aw man, the Captain is one hell of a date. He keeps his mouth shut and lets you do all the talking. Plus he'll give you a warm fuzzy feeling.
polarpixie
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danielson said:
danielson, are you telling us ther is no UK cap'n???
BTW --- many fellas also spend quality time with that fellow.
Lotsa people love the Cap'n....no one can make you feel at ease like the cap'n can!
strider364
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polarpixie said:
Jack Daniels, he sure makes me feel at ease.
Virtual Acid
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I hate valentines day... last year my boyfriend , Left me , the year befor my boyfriend was in florida and dumped me over the phone, this year I give up, Im like the scrooge of v-tines day!
Taps said:
They're talking about RUM!! Captain Morgan is a brand of RUM!!!
God, it's no wonder your empire fell.
ahhhhh
we left america because we ran ut of tea. some dumb ass boston-ians chucked it all into the sea and we left to get some more and never bothered coming back
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dballer
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polarpixie said:
yeah.. I think I am drinking again... tonight.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
strider364
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Virtual Acid said:
I feel you pain, I didn't get my V-day gift from my girlfriend until St. Pats day, we didn't last much longer after that.
