Urine Replacement

[CrazyK]

I'm an NCAA tested athlete, and I heard rumors about artificial replacement of your urine(think "The Program"). Was wondering if this is real, and if so how in the hell do I get my hands on a machine like that. Thanks!

 

[CrazyK]

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[jonny jacked]

I was a tested athlete in university and I explored every avenue to try and beat a drug test. everything came up dead end. drinking vineger, huge amounts of water - most things would fuck up the ph in your urine - thus the results would show this much and you would fail. to be honest, I dont think there is a magic pill (or machine) out there to help you beat a drug test.
if there is, only the top schools have it - for the top athletes

 

[Lowest]

Just get a catheter, some clean urine, and a GOOD friend. I don't think there's a machine that does the job, even if there were you'd still have to get the clean urine and catheterize yourself.

 

[jonny jacked]

that just hurts thinking about it...ouch!

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Be selective in your choice of drugs. If they are not testing specifically for DHT (requires a different test) masterone will generally not show. Test suspension and dbol, due to fast clearance times, should be the base of any stack. Hgh and insulin are popular among tested atheletes.

 

[CrazyK]

Just get a catheter, some clean urine, and a GOOD friend. I don't think there's a machine that does the job, even if there were you'd still have to get the clean urine and catheterize yourself.

Where do you get a catheter from?

 

[CrazyK]

Be selective in your choice of drugs. If they are not testing specifically for DHT (requires a different test) masterone will generally not show. Test suspension and dbol, due to fast clearance times, should be the base of any stack. Hgh and insulin are popular among tested atheletes.

Oh yeah, I understood those rules long ago Just, if it were possible to replace my urine in my bladder, that would make things A LOT easier, and safer in general.

 

[CrazyK]

Also, being able to replace my urine would make the steroid world my oyster. I wouldn't have to rely on suspension, var, and dbol.

 

[Lowest]

Medical supplies. Don't know if you could get one online or not, otherwise you'd probably have to find someone in a hospital to pick a few up for you. I don't think it's a task I'd want to undertake myself though, risk of damage to mr. willy or infection is not something I think is worth it.

 

[jbradley2093]

If they are not going to watch you pee I have a solution that is 100% reliable.

 

[rpol]

Where do you get a catheter from?

That hurts to even think about and I would want lots of experience before doing it to myself, every thought of bedding a nurse.