URGENT: Pre-employment drug test. Need advice.

[rangerx83]

Note: this was posted on several boards since I'm kinda freaking out. If you came across this twice, I apologise.

Okay, I know that virtually every pre-employment drug test is for recreational drug use. Now I don't do that stuff, so I'm okay in that respect.

There's just one thing. The lab that is doing my pre-employment drug test is Quest Diagnostics, a leading US lab that ALSO SPECIALIZES IN STEROID ABUSE TESTS. Just my fucking luck.

What are the chances that my new employer has asked for both recreational and steroid drug tests? I know that GC/MS steroid test is more expensive, but it's only $130 for a single test, so I would imagine that it's substantially less for bulk orders.

Has anyone had any experience with Quest Diagnostics? Anyone get a pre-employment drug test surprise and get tested for steroids as well as recreational? I ask this because it seems that more and more regular fortune 500 companies are doing pre-screening for juice users.

I was prepared to never be a professional athlete because of my choice in juice use, (DECA, trenbolone, etc) but if this affects my ability to get a regular job I'm seriously fucked. Will I not be able to get a job for a year and half?

This truly sucks. Any suggestions or advice would be appreciated.

BTW, the test is tomorrow. I was going to use Lasix prior to the test, but then I read that they also test for "cleansing Agents", so I would imagine that includes diuretics, natural or synthetic.

Thanks....

 

[hereigrowagain]

I am assuming it is a piss test well, I beat it by drinking about 4-6 oz of white distilled vinager 8-10 hours before the test. Hey it tastes like shit but if it saves your ass who cares, I know wells fargo tests for juice, but hey i got the job and i was loaded on 800mg of test and 1-2 anadrols per day. good luck

 

[Raffaz]

I think you will be ok mate, ive never heard of an employer testing for steroids.

 

[Diz]

I`ve had 2 pre-employment urine tests. was on gear for both
of them.no problems.I think you`ll be all set.what`s the job?

 

[rangerx83]

I`ve had 2 pre-employment urine tests. was on gear for both
of them.no problems.I think you`ll be all set.what`s the job?

It's for a brokerage firm. Again I'm just concerned because that particular lab also specializes in steroid piss tests. I understand that normally the tests are for recreational drugs only, but in this crazy conservative climate, who knows?


Thanx for advice guys. If anything you made me feel a lot better.

rx

 

[Josey Wales]

If you are going to try and beat it by drinking alot of water before hand ,go by Wal-Mart (or wherever) and pick up a bottle of B-complex vitamins..take one a few hours before your test..this will cause your urine to turn yellow..I have heard that some companies won't take a clear, diluted sample..good luck

 

[Bam Bam]

The only way of really knowing is wither ask, or try to get a look at the papers when you fill out your name and stuff. I wouldn't think that they would test for juice but you never know. I don't kow anyway to beat them. BamBam

 

[NFG123]

This may be crazy ...

If worse comes to worse, dont pull something they did in THE PROGRAM and urine exchange. Believe it or not, I know at least one person who beat drug tests by using someone else's urine! Im assuming they let you go into the bathroom and close the door yourself and dont watch you piss. If you get a clean sample, keep it on your body [next to your body so its close to 98] piss then switch samples and pour the clean in the cup--that could work!

 

[FarBeyondDriven]

Shit man, I was worried bout that too. but had no problem. Problem is once I get my diet, lifting and life settled right here I got two vials of Valopharm V400 en. along with abombs, dbol, yellow cap decas waiting.

I am worried bout swelling up real fast and someone catching on. Been several months since I juiced and since my accident in Aug. I am nowhere near what I was. Once I get life synched for it I will grow. Just hope no one notices too much, the creatine excuse is ok, but guys there do the creatine. Back to baggy shirts.

 

[Your_Moms_Kneepads]

I know wells fargo tests for juice,

Only 45 positions in the entire Wells Fargo organiziation are going to be scrutiininzed that way and they have an extrememly high security clearance. A person who worked for them and is now State Policeman.
Do you know how much these tests cost? They cost a fucking LOT. If they did this for even 25% of their prospective employees they'd be running up a rediculously high tab.
Also if you are using test,deca, eq, or a few other drugs there are prohormones to blame. If nandrolone came up you just show them them a Norandro bottle and there's nothing they can do.