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update...re: broad i met on match

kiwee

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long story short, went on a date with her, and.........we talk the day after, and she mentions to me that she took a video of me with her cell when i wasnt looking...i ask why, and she says "so i can see you when i want to see you"....personally, i think shes in :heart:...im soooo close, i can feel it! i should be :chomp: :licker: in no time...if i fuck this up, please :die:
 
Don't be this guy..

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Be careful. I know me as well as a lot of other people told you to balls up and fuck her.

But sometimes you gotta be careful. I have had numerous opportunities to bang this smokin hott 28 year old. But I passed because she gave me the vibe that she didn't just want to fuck me but that she wanted to lock me in her basement and keep me for whenever she wanted me.
 
Just make sure you remember that video she secretly took of you. Now you can set up the camera and tape you two making babies and then post it on here for all of us to watch. Then forget to tell her about the video you took of her haha.
EB
 
It's so she can have her 4 burly big brothers track you down & beat you to within an inch of your life with tire irons when you stop contacting her orb.
 
video already? GET OUT! GET OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT!
 
that's pretty freaky. Video you without you knowing so she can see you anytime she wants.
That's just wrong. run
Is it still wrong if he films her taking it in the butt w/o her knowing?
 
You haven't gotten your dick wet on over 2 years, this alone I cannot imagine. Hit it and quit it
 
long story short, went on a date with her, and.........we talk the day after, and she mentions to me that she took a video of me with her cell when i wasnt looking...i ask why, and she says "so i can see you when i want to see you"....personally, i think shes in :heart:...im soooo close, i can feel it! i should be :chomp: :licker: in no time...if i fuck this up, please :die:

Wait until she whips out her cawk, then you'll be :licker:
 
Run away! She is a man-eater. :(
ummm...did you look at the picture? the first time i could eat some box in like forever an plus the fact that, thats how she looks, and you want me to leave? negative, i dont care if she tells me shes a black widow and is gonnakill me after the deed, im still doin it!
 
post up on tinypic.com or some shi'ite. non-plats can't see that shit. better yet, someone else do it.

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What is she? About 48?
 
Is she wearing a wig? weird hair... she has stalker-wacko potential, be careful... do NOT take her to your palce DO NOT allow her to know where u live...
 
I don't see anything wrong with her, go hit that son. She def looks to be in her 40's though. Her rack looks nice. Seriously, were you guys expecting a super model or some Vegas stripper? As an every day person you met on match.com man go for it. I'm sure she's not crazy, everyone just bustin your balls.
 
aw, you guys are rough. She's cute and if she's 40-something then she looks pretty dang good.
If age is a hugh factor for you kiwee, I found a 23 year-old for ya:

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Do it.






and... Have the time of your life doing it.
 
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u guys are killing me here! damn mutha fuckas find a prob wit everything, bitches :mix:.....heres anotha 1, maybe its easier to see this 1
 
sounds like bro has a crush on the lady.... or her experienced vag has him hipnotized, so he'll just say it's an easy lay and will keep hitting it since doesnt have other prospects.... we can expect wedding invitations in a couple of months, had she still be young/in reproductive years she'd probably pwn him with a baby.....
 
sounds like bro has a crush on the lady.... or her experienced vag has him hipnotized, so he'll just say it's an easy lay and will keep hitting it since doesnt have other prospects.... we can expect wedding invitations in a couple of months, had she still be young/in reproductive years she'd probably pwn him with a baby.....

This, FTW!!



nan nailed it!
 
sounds like bro has a crush on the lady.... or her experienced vag has him hipnotized, so he'll just say it's an easy lay and will keep hitting it since doesnt have other prospects.... we can expect wedding invitations in a couple of months, had she still be young/in reproductive years she'd probably pwn him with a baby.....
i havent been with many, dont know, maybe? 40-45 women, and when you find one that knows how to fuck, and especially when you have no others to fuck, then you just keep fuckin it :freak:
 
i havent been with many, dont know, maybe? 40-45 women, and when you find one that knows how to fuck, and especially when you have no others to fuck, then you just keep fuckin it :freak:

whoa whoa whoa........strongmo's the only one that tells tall tales around here....
 
whoa whoa whoa........strongmo's the only one that tells tall tales around here....
bro if you think thats alot, you my friend are the one who has problems getting laid...i have at least 5 friends who are at or around 90-100, and ive personally seen them take girls to their rooms at least 20 times...i mean maybe since ive gone to spring break, and vegas like 10 times each in the last 3 years and not to mention the playboy mantion, and atlantic city every other wknd, so maybe thats why i have a few lays under the belt (even though couldnt fukin get laid the last year and a half or so i still was on vaca there), but if i would have posted that for bragging rights and to make up stories i would created a thread about it
 
she's been around the block a few times LOL thats mid to late 40's or a 30ish crack head
check that 2nd pic i posted...we tapped for a lil over an hr, any time i felt i may cum i would either switch positions, go down on her for a bit or change tempo, but primarily, i was a champ
 
kiwee
you're so full of shite your eyes are brown
lol ok sure...but honestly, from an intelligent standpoint, you need to realize that people dont bash themselves (pretty much all my threads, and posts) and then post one or 2 positive things about themselves that are lies...think about it this way...ive posted so many things showing all the reasons why im a loser, so naturally if im posting 1 thing, that i say is truthfull, then from an intelligence type of standpoint, it would naturally be taken as such...its kind of hard to put into words, and it requires a bit of detail to get my point across...how bout this? you guys believe all the negative things that i say but not the 1 positive thing (btw that thing that is supposedly positive, i actually think isnt a positive, i actually posted it showing more loserness on my part, you guys made it more than it is)
 
You little clock watcher you :sperm:
im guessing round about, we walked into the room at 430am which i know cause we sat at her computer...and i left the room at 7am confirmed via cell phone...there wasnt much but fucking and oral going on btwn that time frame, so im INFERRING as to that time, actually it could have been 90 mins of sex or it could have been 40 mins, but im at a loss for an exact time frame....if you would like i can go to my urologist and have him write me a letter as to why my prostate is soft, then take a picture of said letter, and then post a picture of said letter, that states "sex/stress on the prostate is not to exceed 20-25mins, mr. kiwee (real last name purposely omitted) has been putting too much stress on his prostate via sexual intercourse without orgasm in the time frame of 90-180 mins" (your paypaling me the 45$copay)...now obviously i havent had sex in almost 2 years, but this was the exact case 3yrs ago when i was with my gf, who i used to tap for this time frame....suspiciously, my prostate is still soft, which is wierd considering i dont tap, but i was a chronic masturbater until recently, which could have poss been the cause????
 
Two things.

1. Use YOUR own rubbers.
2. Double bag just in case.

Whiskey
 
i havent been with many, dont know, maybe? 4-5 women, and when you find one that knows how to fuck, and especially when you have no others to fuck, then you just keep fuckin it :freak:



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Two things.

1. Use YOUR own rubbers.
2. Double bag just in case.

Whiskey

I always used to tell my bros that when we were all in college. The last thing you wanna do is get caught and she says I have one. Terrible idea especially in a situation like this.
But on a lighter note just keep having fun with her but I wouldnt let it get to be more than that bro!
EB
 
LOL I'm starting to like you because you have yet to call me a name or tell me to fuck off. Where are you from anyway? are you in NZ


im guessing round about, we walked into the room at 430am which i know cause we sat at her computer...and i left the room at 7am confirmed via cell phone...there wasnt much but fucking and oral going on btwn that time frame, so im INFERRING as to that time, actually it could have been 90 mins of sex or it could have been 40 mins, but im at a loss for an exact time frame....if you would like i can go to my urologist and have him write me a letter as to why my prostate is soft, then take a picture of said letter, and then post a picture of said letter, that states "sex/stress on the prostate is not to exceed 20-25mins, mr. kiwee (real last name purposely omitted) has been putting too much stress on his prostate via sexual intercourse without orgasm in the time frame of 90-180 mins" (your paypaling me the 45$copay)...now obviously i havent had sex in almost 2 years, but this was the exact case 3yrs ago when i was with my gf, who i used to tap for this time frame....suspiciously, my prostate is still soft, which is wierd considering i dont tap, but i was a chronic masturbater until recently, which could have poss been the cause????
 
did you lick cougar pussy? you might catch something since she seems to have been around... careful.....
Did she also Squirt? :evil:
 
did you lick cougar pussy? you might catch something since she seems to have been around... careful.....
Did she also Squirt? :evil:
no, not at this particular randevou(sp?), but she told me it has happened to her, and she asked me to help her do it again :heart:
 
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