Please Scroll Down to See Forums Below
Unsolicited interview with Hamsters Haver
- Thread starter jerseyart
- Start date
T
The Shadow
Guest
LOL
I"ll be his stand in.
YEs - tis true.....one giant smell kitty is enough
I"ll be his stand in.
YEs - tis true.....one giant smell kitty is enough
T
The Shadow
Guest
SoKlueles said:
shush...Im in character
T
The Shadow
Guest
SoKlueles said:
*breaks character*
T
The Shadow
Guest
Deterass said:It shouldn't be hard to play a guy with a small penis.
hey - Im all about the nut
The Shadow said:
I can't be in three places at one time.. sheesh.. this log in log out thing is getting difficult!
T
The Shadow
Guest
Frisky said:I can't be in three places at one time.. sheesh.. this log in log out thing is getting difficult!
ok...Im back!!
whew - toomany characters...
Ok - next question for hammy
The Shadow said:
well hmph! Shouldn't you have logged out before you posted this?
T
The Shadow
Guest
JerseyArt said:
When Soklu asked to shave my ass...I knew something was up.....the idea gave me micro-wood
T
The Shadow
Guest
SoKlueles said:
got eat some kk
his ass
T
The Shadow
Guest
Deterass said:
....hmmm...I odnt wanna say b/c shes famous and all
cough*rickilakeinherfatdays*cough
T
The Shadow
Guest
When did your aversion to "kitty licking" first mainifest itself? How much of it do you think is tied to the word itself? So for example, if they named it say "swiss cheese" would your feelings be any different?
I saw a National Georgraphic when I was a young rodent. It was the issue with the Pygmies. IT had a special scratch and sniff insert....
*tear*
I scratched
AND I sniffed.....
THE INHUMANITY!!!!!!!
...on a side note - I did delevop my affinity for pancake tits from the same publication
I saw a National Georgraphic when I was a young rodent. It was the issue with the Pygmies. IT had a special scratch and sniff insert....
*tear*
I scratched
AND I sniffed.....
THE INHUMANITY!!!!!!!
...on a side note - I did delevop my affinity for pancake tits from the same publication
go hammy - 
T
The Shadow
Guest
SoKlueles said:one fo these days im going to get the balls up to put pics up and u guys will be shocked
i hope
.....about the enormity
T
The Shadow
Guest
SoKlueles said:
you like everyone's weenie
JerseyArt said:
T
The Shadow
Guest
Hammy.
When did ytou first recognize your passion for rubenesque women?
Was it while masturbating to fantasies of your moms heave set house maid as a child............no Im sorry....that was me
When did your affimity develop?
....first babysitter......had a crush on her.....big ole ass and titties
...she smelled like cinammon as well......never figured that one out.
Anyway she would tuck me in and read me a story before bed...the lean over and kiss my forehead....her boobs would always graze my face as she did so....
hammy the plumper humper, 2 minute chumper was created.
When did ytou first recognize your passion for rubenesque women?
Was it while masturbating to fantasies of your moms heave set house maid as a child............no Im sorry....that was me
When did your affimity develop?
....first babysitter......had a crush on her.....big ole ass and titties
...she smelled like cinammon as well......never figured that one out.
Anyway she would tuck me in and read me a story before bed...the lean over and kiss my forehead....her boobs would always graze my face as she did so....
hammy the plumper humper, 2 minute chumper was created.
T
The Shadow
Guest
Do you still have her phone number, and would you help a bor out?
YEP....867-5309...ASK FOR JENNIFER
Back to you (directs cameraman to catch his good side)
How do you explain your uncanny ability to interact with humans. Seperately, how do you manage to interact with all the non humans on EF so well?
WE ARE ALL GODS CREATURES......ITS ALL ABOUT THE NUT.
IGNORE FEATURE
YEP....867-5309...ASK FOR JENNIFER
Back to you (directs cameraman to catch his good side)
How do you explain your uncanny ability to interact with humans. Seperately, how do you manage to interact with all the non humans on EF so well?
WE ARE ALL GODS CREATURES......ITS ALL ABOUT THE NUT.
IGNORE FEATURE
T
The Shadow
Guest
JerseyArt said:
hmm....I'll just say that Shadow IS a bigger ass then you.
hamstershaver
New member
1. i probably wouldnt date a woman with a cat because the last cat tore my blinds to shreds
2. the difference between me and 99.9999999% of the posters is that i have "it", and sadly they dont
3. adversion to kitty licking - always had it, sex is for hammys pleasure and kitty stinks too, i might as well eat one of my turds if im going to lick the stinky
4. always liked the fattys, my first lay was a 13yr old plumper with gigantic tits, i bet she weighs at least 350 now
2. the difference between me and 99.9999999% of the posters is that i have "it", and sadly they dont
3. adversion to kitty licking - always had it, sex is for hammys pleasure and kitty stinks too, i might as well eat one of my turds if im going to lick the stinky
4. always liked the fattys, my first lay was a 13yr old plumper with gigantic tits, i bet she weighs at least 350 now
T
The Shadow
Guest
Thank God you are here.....I cant ever be half the rodent you are.
hamstershaver
New member
There is no doubt that you are among the greatest karma whores in EF history. But I wouldnt be a good journalist if I falied to point out that others, like Perk and Sawastea, have better stats than you.
To what do you attribute your relatively poor performance. Do you8 find the competiton to be a friendly one, or do you really mean all the disparaging things you say about them in PM's?
last august i was what has now been termed "diggered", i got whacked for 47,000pts in one monster red hit, i also stopped posting for about a month after that i was pretty pissed, so taking that time off cost me at a minimum 10,000 additional points in lost revenue, so do the math
To what do you attribute your relatively poor performance. Do you8 find the competiton to be a friendly one, or do you really mean all the disparaging things you say about them in PM's?
last august i was what has now been termed "diggered", i got whacked for 47,000pts in one monster red hit, i also stopped posting for about a month after that i was pretty pissed, so taking that time off cost me at a minimum 10,000 additional points in lost revenue, so do the math
.Do you ever worry that the stress of "hit,click,send,click again" karma competition will eventually get to you and manifest itself in some unforeseen way.
Look at Perk. Before he entered the competiton, he was as masculine as they came. Now, and at best, we would call him gender confused.
Sawastea used to post pages long rants about the most trivial topics. As the compettion grew more intense, his posts grew shorter and shorter, till now where they consist of only a single emoticon. I asked him once why the drastic change, and all I heard was a mumble abotu "must spread." When I asked what he meant he responded with
IN what ways has the strain manifested itself in your life Haver. And do you worry that one day something drastic may result from it, say for example accidentally licking the kittie?
hamstershaver
New member
nah i really dont k whore as bad as some think i do, (i dont say "hit me" or "in") i just like to post on here, a lot of k talk actually gives me a headache, it would surprise many here on how much k i get a day, i get A LOT, but most of it is from "non k hos", they seem to like my posts, i like to take care of them too, i have gotten it down now to a science, it doesnt take me long at all to give it out, i spend very little time a day touching others, maybe 15 minutes to give it out, also i never get the "need to spread" sign when giving it, only a true master knows the secret on how to do this, this info cannot be shared with others, it will die with me, im sorry
hamstershaver
New member
For those readers who havent had the opportunity to watch the videos, or arent subscribed to the live stream service, what could you tell them about Hammy the lover.
Specifically, tell us about you and SK.
hmmmmmmmm sex with sk, i have never met a woman that wants to do it as much as she does, she would do it 10x a day easy, i could do it once a week and be happy, i give her a lot of "mercy fucks" to keep her happy so that she wont complain about not getting it, she likes all the postions and really loves anal, if i had a big penis she probably wouldnt let me do anal, but since its small i think it tickles her
Specifically, tell us about you and SK.
hmmmmmmmm sex with sk, i have never met a woman that wants to do it as much as she does, she would do it 10x a day easy, i could do it once a week and be happy, i give her a lot of "mercy fucks" to keep her happy so that she wont complain about not getting it, she likes all the postions and really loves anal, if i had a big penis she probably wouldnt let me do anal, but since its small i think it tickles her
hamstershaver
New member
Specifically, do you really love her?
Would you ever cheat on her?
Do you think that one day the two of you might get married?
Do you think her butt looks to big in jeans?
yes
no
no comment
her ass looks huge in anything
Would you ever cheat on her?
Do you think that one day the two of you might get married?
Do you think her butt looks to big in jeans?
yes
no
no comment
her ass looks huge in anything
hamstershaver
New member
You arent getting any younger Hammy, although Im sure you have many good years ahead of you.
Once you do retire, do you see any good young ho's in the minors that can step up to the plate once you and some of the others are gone? Or do you see bleak times ahead?
this has been discussed amongst the elders and we see no bright stars in the future
Once you do retire, do you see any good young ho's in the minors that can step up to the plate once you and some of the others are gone? Or do you see bleak times ahead?
this has been discussed amongst the elders and we see no bright stars in the future
feisty11975
New member
JerseyArt said:
Check your pocket
string_bean00
New member
hamstershaver said:
Word up homie.
U
Ulcasterdropout
Guest
I wish I could have been here for that...You musta freaked out worse then when the bombs startedhamstershaver said:
Similar threads
