Unfortunate names....

[gymtime]

Buddy of mine years ago dated a girl named Connie Bundt......no lie.

 

[danielson]

i knew someone called paul mike hunt

 

[the nature boy]

oh yeah then there was my buddy Heywood JaBlowme or Amanda Hugginkiss or my best friend Buster Himen. Those were they days.

 

[barnes3]

There is always the rumor of the parents that named their two girl kids:

Im Uh Hog
You Uh Hog

barnes3

 

[the nature boy]

Mike Hunt. heh heh. never fails to get a chuckle out of me.

 

[Zebo]

I went to school with an Adam Adams and a Sparky Sparks...hehe

 

[gymtime]

Forgot this one. Also used to work with a girl named Lavender Boyles. WTF are these peoples' parents thinking?

 

[1911]

There is always the rumor of the parents that named their two girl kids:

Im Uh Hog
You Uh Hog

barnes3

It was Ima Hogg - real.

http://www.tsha.utexas.edu/handbook/online/articles/view/HH/fho16.html

Later,

 

[the nature boy]

All time classic from a karate movie I once saw, one dude's name was Phut Yu.

here's a sample:

**karate student lying on floor bleeding** "Teacher, it was your own student. It was Phut Yu."

**Old karate teacher** "Phut Yu?"

**other karate student who just ran in** "What do we do?"

**old karate teacher** "We must strike back. And as for Phut Yu, do as you see fit."


Love that shit.

 

[supersizeme]

Ima Hogg and Ura Hogg...both of those are real.

In high school, I knew a Mary Hess.