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Understatement of the century

theoak01 said:
cant wait until i get a few pants jr's running around
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When they look at your and smile...it will all be worth it.

Then they throw your digital camera in the water so they can take underwater pictures...ARGH!

Then, they smile again.

Then, they throw your credit cards in the shredder just because...
 
EnderJE said:
Then, they throw your credit cards in the shredder just because...
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that was the wifey
 
theoak01 said:
lol rough day bro?
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lol...no...

just thinking back on some of our adventures...those are just the bad ones...

there are other ones that are much better, but then people would turn this into a gay thread...
 
theoak01 said:
i told him buying all that japanamation porn was a bad idea
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japanamation geigh porn
 
theoak01 said:
i told him buying all that japanamation porn was a bad idea
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well...at least you didn't say beastuality porn..

uh oh...this thread is now going to get locked...
 
EnderJE said:
lol...no, she would of kept them and improved our house after "we" talked about it...

lmao
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the after talk..

would that be before or 'after' she made the purchases?

;)
 
Erzulie said:
the after talk..

would that be before or 'after' she made the purchases?

;)
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lol...it was after i found out that "we" spent ~2k on home improvements in the course of 2 months...
 
EnderJE said:
lol...it was after i found out that "we" spent ~2k on home improvements in the course of 2 months...
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lol

women :rolleyes:


its so good not to have to have the discussion when i want to make a big purchase. ;)
 
Erzulie said:
lol

women :rolleyes:

its so good not to have to have the discussion when i want to make a big purchase. ;)
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lol..

I don't mind if she makes a big purchase. Just use her own damned card and not the combined card.

Like for example, when I made a purchase for someone recently, I didn't put it in a place where others would find it. After all, I don't want questions like..."Why are you buying stuff for people on the Intranet? Who are these people?"

lmao

I'd be more forgiving if we both had more sleep and didn't over-react to everyone's tone. Fatigue and anger have a habit of sounding the same. :)
 
EnderJE said:
lol..

I don't mind if she makes a big purchase. Just use her own damned card and not the combined card.

Like for example, when I made a purchase for someone recently, I didn't put it in a place where others would find it. After all, I don't want questions like..."Why are you buying stuff for people on the Intranet? Who are these people?"

lmao

I'd be more forgiving if we both had more sleep and didn't over-react to everyone's tone. Fatigue and anger have a habit of sounding the same. :)
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lol

you two need to a vacation together, make sure its at least 7 days, the first 3 she can rest, then do the humpty hump for the following 4.
 
Erzulie said:
lol

you two need to a vacation together, make sure its at least 7 days, the first 3 she can rest, then do the humpty hump for the following 4.
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lol..thanks...

The funny part is that she's planning to take some seperate vacation's next year. So she can have her space...:)

The humpty hump will have to wait a little longer...lmao
 
EnderJE said:
lol..thanks...

The funny part is that she's planning to take some seperate vacation's next year. So she can have her space...:)

The humpty hump will have to wait a little longer...lmao
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Her space?

dood she's cheating on you :evil:
 
theoak01 said:
so helmet what movie you watching tonight?
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40 Year Old Virgin
House Of Fury (think of Kung Fu Hustle)
Underworld

and the best parts of Man On Fire / X2
 
sounds like a treat man

you think i should goto that bar across the way and try and mack up some women or would i just look like a desperate tool?
 
theoak01 said:
sounds like a treat man

you think i should goto that bar across the way and try and mack up some women or would i just look like a desperate tool?
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lol, pants...

I'm the guy with four movies on what is often considered the easiest lay of the year...I'm living through you, maing. Go for it. Get two. Just no trannies...AGAIN.

:lmao:
 
theoak01 said:
lol fucker i wont pick up trannies

where mrs helmet tonight dude
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Same place she always is...taking care of the kids, cleaning, or sleeping. I'm the same, but I'm also on EF from time to time.

Once the kids are sleeping, she usually catches up on her sleep because she's the main one who hears them in the night (unless they're sick). So, by 9:00, this place is a ghost town. :)
 
Erzulie said:
anytime sweets :evil:
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new resolution...

don't lean on Erz's shoulder next year, she'll prolly move out of the way at the last minute and laugh her ass off as I hit the floor...
 
EnderJE said:
Same place she always is...taking care of the kids, cleaning, or sleeping. I'm the same, but I'm also on EF from time to time.

Once the kids are sleeping, she usually catches up on her sleep because she's the main one who hears them in the night (unless they're sick). So, by 9:00, this place is a ghost town. :)
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sorry to hear that bro,hope you guys get a good night alone sometime
 
EnderJE said:
new resolution...

don't lean on Erz's shoulder next year, she'll prolly move out of the way at the last minute and laugh her ass off as I hit the floor...
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:lmao:

would i ever do something so cruel :evil:
 
theoak01 said:
sorry to hear that bro,hope you guys get a good night alone sometime
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lmao...don't be sorry...she was never one to stay up late...she's never made it past 10pm when we didn't have kids...but thanks though...

Now, got get laid. But again, NO TRANNIES.
 
EnderJE said:
Right, I forgot the part where you also kick me in the groin and steal my wallet.
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i'd at least take my stilleto's off first. :verygood:
 
EnderJE said:
lmao...don't be sorry...she was never one to stay up late...she's never made it past 10pm when we didn't have kids...but thanks though...

Now, got get laid. But again, NO TRANNIES.
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im need a few prep beers then ill think about it,ill likely just get drunk and pass out in my own vomit
 
theoak01 said:
lol no,just going out in general,im kinda depressed tonight,i hate spending days like this alone
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Hire a hooker and pretend that she's someone who loves you.

Sure, its a lie. But at least for one moment in time, it will seem like everything's alright.
 
theoak01 said:
lol your evil puting such thoughts in my head


<checks phone book for escorts numbers
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Just remember to go for the female ones...not the "almost female" ones.

SHIT! I was on such a positive role there...I ruined it.
 
ou turned into a negative bastard,you hurt my feelings

btw 160$ a hr for escorts lol so says the ad,id rather spend 160 bucks on booze trying to get some old hotel lady to fuck me then a hooker
 
theoak01 said:
ou turned into a negative bastard,you hurt my feelings

btw 160$ a hr for escorts lol so says the ad,id rather spend 160 bucks on booze trying to get some old hotel lady to fuck me then a hooker
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bor, 160 is a sure thing one way...and a sure way to sickness with the other...go for the sure thing..its just one night...;)
 
theoak01 said:
i think shes great,but we are just friends
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Which is what all straight guys say when they really mean that they wouldn't mind tapping...

Unless you're a metro..then its cool...hey I think Dunk is single too...
 
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