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rippedtrojan
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and you know what that means.
uh oh. i'm bored.
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2 ton hoss
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WHEN I AM BORED I THINK OF INTERESTING T HINGS TO HAVE SEX WITH, AND THEN DO IT.
SINCE YOU ARE A BEGINNER, START WITH FRUIT.
SINCE YOU ARE A BEGINNER, START WITH FRUIT.
rippedtrojan
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um, you guys were way off. when i am bored, i smoke a bowl. now, if you can give me some step by step directions on how to proceed with sexual intercourse with fruit, i might try it.
It's not that difficult, just be wary of which fruit you choose being a beginner. A long time ago when I decided It was time to start humping fruit I was headstrong and cocky...I thought Pineapple would be a good choice.
Took four hours to remove the splintered outer coating chunks from my Urethra.
Took four hours to remove the splintered outer coating chunks from my Urethra.
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2 ton hoss
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rippedtrojan said:
FIRST, YOU HAVE A DRILL, RIGHT? START WITH A MELON, IT IS THE EASIEST. WARM IT IN THE MICROWAVE FOR A MINUTE OR SO, AND THEN DRILL INTO THE CENTER WITH A BIT JUST BELOW THE GIRTH OF YOUR DICK. AN APPLE CORER CAN ALSO WORK. MAKE SURE THE JUICES ARE WARM BUT NOT HOT, BY DRIPPING THEM ON YOUR WRIST AS YOU WOULD A BABY'S MILK. THEN, PROCEDE TO BANG THE FUCK OUT OF THE MELON. YOU WILL NOTICE THE MELON START FALLING APART OVER MANY THRUSTS, THE CHALLENGE IS TO JISM BEFORE IT BREAKS.
THIS IS ALSO A GREAT JUICING METHOD, IF YOU COLLECT IT IN A PAN.
rippedtrojan
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Re: Re: uh oh. i'm bored.
i'll check it out after i smoke this bowl of dope.
HumorMe said:
Go over to 2 TON HOSS's thread.....he is getting ready to shit out that last dumpling he shouldn't have eaten. That ought to keep you entertained for awhile.
i'll check it out after i smoke this bowl of dope.
