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UH OH DNP spill... HELP QUICK

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big black boy

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Well guys, i am not certain of what i should do. I thought i was being economical by making my DNP tabs... Well... My air conditioning fan thing was on when i put the powder into the bowl. And i guess its so light that it went EVERYWHERE. It's all over my carpet, all over my body, clothes, walls, and worst of all, it got all over my pokemon stuffed animal collection and beanie babies. I am freaking out, i dont know how to clean it up... And the shittiest part about it is it is all over my body. And i was dumb, this movie came on, so i decided to pleasure myself(masturbate) and i got it all over my penis. This girl is getting ready to come up to my dorm room, and it looks like i dipped my penis in a vat of mustard... She;s gonna think i am a freak or something... no girl wants to do it with a guy with a yellow penis.

My question is how to get it off thigs such as carpet and my collections.

and most important...how to get it off my body...
 
LOLOLOLOL OHH MAN!!! i have never laughed so hard from a post!!!!!!!! AHAHHAHAHAHA u jurked off!! right after u spilled toxic powder alll over ur room and body!! how the fuck does a person do that! LOL "ohh shit i got toxic chemicalls all over my dorm and body.... man this makes me horney! i wonder whats on tv.*wack**wack*wack" LOLOLOL some peoples logic is just TOOO much for me to understand!! hahahaha. i hope u wernt curcumsized! LOLOL
 
I probabaly gave two much detale... I should have just asked how to get the stuff off

Aside from the flames... How could i get such stanes off?
 
lol ya man email animal B he has some chem that removes this shit, i totall forgot what its called, its legal though so its all cool. just email him.
 
Oh my God! I love you! Keep this shit up and you may very replace the illustrious amaf/uou in reputation. I love these posts. Keep 'em coming. BTW, you didn't try wiping your ass or anything like that did you?
 
LMAO @ Mustard dick!!!

I don't know how to do it myself, but I gotta say LMAO that is funny shit! At least you don't have finger grooves in your cock.
 
LMMFAO!!!
Man that was some funny shit!
As far as your skin goes, it'll come off as your skin exfoliates.
But you can scrub extra hard and remove a couple of layers of skin to get it off.
And that's the dye, not you.
LOL!!!
 
This is a fake post for several reasons, for starters if you got that shit on you dick you would be A LOT more pissed about the sensational burning on your knob. Stop cluttering the board with crap, it wastes Georges money.
 
ORGANON CANON said:
This is a fake post for several reasons, for starters if you got that shit on you dick you would be A LOT more pissed about the sensational burning on your knob. Stop cluttering the board with crap, it wastes Georges money.
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and you know this from??..... your past experiences with putting DNP on you cock?????????? LOLOL
 
Flaming Heterosexual said:
wait a minute...........is the AMAF???????? Dude where have you been???
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AMAF = Bin Ladin of Elitefitness

The same way Bin Ladin is blamed for all terrorist attacks.... any post that is stupid, asks a dumb question or seems like lies is AMAF.
 
Omega44 said:
LOLOLOLOL OHH MAN!!! i have never laughed so hard from a post!!!!!!!! AHAHHAHAHAHA u jurked off!! right after u spilled toxic powder alll over ur room and body!! how the fuck does a person do that! LOL "ohh shit i got toxic chemicalls all over my dorm and body.... man this makes me horney! i wonder whats on tv.*wack**wack*wack" LOLOLOL some peoples logic is just TOOO much for me to understand!! hahahaha. i hope u wernt curcumsized! LOLOL
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This was the funniest part of the whole post. I laughed so hard. I was thinking the same thing.
 
I don't know if it would burn your dick or not. But what kind of industrial strength hurricane fans are they putting in dorms these days. And who gets naked to mix chemicals. Either the story is fake, Or this guys a complete retard.
 
God Damn... I wasn't mixing chemicals naked... I have 2 big fans in my room. My training partner had some industrial strength cleaner. That got the stains off of the floor. My collections are pretty much history... I used a mixture of comet, bleach, murphy's soap, and herbal essences hair shampoo, and it is coming off of my body not too bad. But i have to really really scrub. So for all you guys that have DNP stains on your skin, try that mixture... About 85% came off, i still have some in the cracks of my fingernails etc...

As for the DNP burning my penis... It didn't burn... It didn't burn anypart of my skin.

And the update of the girl situation. She came up, and it was really dark, so she didn't notice the DNP on my body... But i never got my pants off, so she didn't see my penis. Kinda depressed me, but nevertheless i was sorta happy about it in a weird way. Well, there's always next time.

Thank you to the people who answered the post seriously and sincerely. Your ideas helped not too make me look like a total fool, and salvage some of my stuff.
 
kingjohn said:
ghb gets the yellow off your skin.

Big Black Boy-

How yellow is your skin ? I'm curious cuz it must be pretty potent to make a black man yellow.
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GBL not GHB.. Get ahold of some, the stains will come right off.
 
he put bleach, murphy's soap and comet on his skin AND scrubbed, i'm suprised he has skin, next time just soak in a bath of amonia and bleach, clears the sinuses too.;)
 
big black boy said:
I probabaly gave two much detale... I should have just asked how to get the stuff off

Aside from the flames... How could i get such stanes off?
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Detale?

Stanes?

Wow, with spelling like that ... let me guess .... are you an English major?
 
There's a reason

He is jacking off and nobody with beanie babies is gonna be getting any hoes!
 
you must be the same guy who injected the test into his o-ring... :)

c-ditty
 
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