Ugh last night...

[UA_Iron]

I was drinking at a friends house that he was house-sitting - nice place.

Of all the girls there I choose this thicker one...she was nice and juicy looking.
We end up going to my favorite 24 hour mexican food place (hell yeah) and she was being touchy feely while we were there - we shared some carne asada fries (dankness). The girl who drove us there...I think she was a tweaker, haha. but anyway


We get back to the house - its like 2am by then. We nab this room that other people had "called" (how high schoolish). So we're in there and people are like hounding us and shit, some guy got all pissy cause we were in there. He opened up the door and I just scratched the back of my head with my middle finger-directed...his bitch ass shut up and he left. Anyway - giving this girl the rubdown and then I go in for a kiss and she does not respond. like WTF. So then magically I became her cuddle bitch aap style...

and F sleeping in the same bed as a girl if you're not getting action from them
that shits like impossible. In the morning I almost asked for a refund.

 

[Testosterone boy]

Apparently you forgot what board you are on.

Dude...this is ef. We all have long shlongs, swim like fish, IQ's over 130, incomes over 70K, and have sex like monkeys.

I mean really. How does this story fit into the scheme of things?

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

T boy means drink like fish.

Sorry UA, sometimes going ugly early doesn't work out.

 

[UA_Iron]

maybe my foot long scared her off.

my IQ is close to 130 I think.

Stop lying - the stories of failed attempts of female conquest are as interesting as the successful ones...everyone can relate.

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

maybe my foot long scared her off.

my IQ is close to 130 I think.

Stop lying - the stories of failed attempts of female conquest are as interesting as the successful ones...everyone can relate.

Often more interesting.

Getting laid has been going on for 100000's of years. Fucking it up never gets old

 

[UA_Iron]

I think I was 8-10 beers under by this time

I wanted to hit it. I've never hit a thick chick before (its a good thickness, not a fatty)

 

[Testosterone boy]

T boy means drink like fish.

Sorry UA, sometimes going ugly early doesn't work out.

That too.

I did a poll on swimming ability and a large % reported that they are envied by fish.

Thats when I grew suspicious of all the tales of freaky manhoods and stuff.

 

[Redshoteye]

Awww she just wanted to spoon..... cute

 

[Testosterone boy]

Musta been the foot long then.

Good to know you have career options if education does not work out.

 

[UA_Iron]

man 8 beers under...I could have gone for like 3 hours straight till the cramps started.

beers my viagra, the thick chick missed out.

 

[Sassy69]

Maybe its time to head up to Tempe for the ASU girls mon ami.

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

I am a very average swimmer. I have had 8 beers for breakfast though.

 

[Testosterone boy]

I think I was 8-10 beers under by this time

I wanted to hit it. I've never hit a thick chick before (its a good thickness, not a fatty)

Doesn't matter...if you are turned on enough to get good wood, a good time will be had. By you.

And that is what its all about.

Unless you want seconds. If you want guaranteed seconds...just keep plowig that stuff.

 

[alien amp pharm]

There's nothing wrong with cuddling.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

I am a very average swimmer. I have had 8 beers for breakfast though.

I'm a shitty swimmer. I've funneled a countless number of beers before and called it breakfast. We used to drink some nasty beer, but in the funnel you hardly tasted it and it got you drunk

 

[jackangel]

thick chick = 19 year old boy

 

[UA_Iron]

Maybe its time to head up to Tempe for the ASU girls mon ami.

next friday I'm going up to mesa to see this chick...close enough huh?

I'm in san diego right now...bitches here are stuck up

jackangel =

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

wel, that sucks....

 

[artrius]

Getting laid has been going on for 100000's of years. Fucking it up never gets old

buahaha, true

 

[HiDnGoD]

Apparently you forgot what board you are on.

Dude...this is ef. We all have long shlongs, swim like fish, IQ's over 130, incomes over 70K, and have sex like monkeys.

I mean really. How does this story fit into the scheme of things?

That's why I came here, to learn from you mattress gods .
Oops, I'm 1 for 5 . Guess I gotta find me another board.

 

[jerkbox]

when i read mexican food, i thought this was gonna be a diarrhea episode....

what a letdown

 

[UA_Iron]

dude, we're in san diego

everyone is immune to mexican food.

I've had the beer farts all day though.

 

[Redshoteye]

next friday I'm going up to mesa to see this chick...close enough huh?

I'm in san diego right now...bitches here are stuck up

jackangel =

sd has the most gorgeous females. prude, maybe

 

[Testosterone boy]

That's why I came here, to learn from you mattress gods .
Oops, I'm 1 for 5 . Guess I gotta find me another board.

Mattress Gods?


lol

I gave up on women 96 different times.

In the past year alone.

 

[tiger88]

fuck dude it was only strike..so she dissed u on the kisss... say fuck it and regroup

as u cuddle move ur hands and around she how she likes it and browse just above her pussy (make sure yo ass goes undernearth the liner on her panties w/ hAND ....try it

she slaps ur hand away and looks no good

then just straight up ask her if we are gonna fuck...
she says no to that.. then kick her ass out the bed

 

[wootoom]

damn borim disappointed in you

 

[Testosterone boy]

damn borim disappointed in you

EF is no place for confessions of this nature.

 

[tiger88]

dude why not try a few more times?

go till she says :no?"

 

[Razorguns]

You got denied by a fat chick bro.

I'd serioulsy consider some psychiatric help right about now. *extends hug*.

 

[UA_Iron]

You got denied by a fat chick bro.

I'd serioulsy consider some psychiatric help right about now. *extends hug*.

get the hell away from me, you

 

[wootoom]

bad girl go to my room

 

[Alright123]

tigre 390 givges good advice

 

[UA_Iron]

yeah he does.

I think the chick liked me - girls are weird like that. If they like you then they dont want you to think they're easy - fuck that.

 

[Testosterone boy]

yeah he does.

I think the chick liked me - girls are weird like that. If they like you then they dont want you to think they're easy - fuck that.

I used to tell them,

"Baby, baby, don't get hooked on me."

No.

Wait.

Thats an old Mac Davis song I think.

But I told them something like that.


Don't have to anymore.