u ever break a chair?

[tiger88]

sat down today kind of hard and my big ass broke my wooden desk chair, now i am sitting a plastic crate at my compter

 

[plornive]

I threw an office chair out of a 6 story window, onto concrete... it was nice and loud, and broke some outdoor tables and chairs as well.

 

[FatRat]

All the time, it’s getting embarrassing. Went to a family BBQ in the summer and broke two of my uncles patio chairs in one afternoon. Also managed to break one of the chairs in my parents expensive dining room suit. When I go round for Sunday dinner now I have to use a "special" chair...

 

[Imnotdutch]

Happens at school in the staff room a lot. The minute I relax and lean back the chair starts straining. Sometimes I am almost lying down before the chair stops me.

 

[Zander1983]

Yeah, in my teens at a cafe. I wasn't very heavy though, so it just must've been the chair. It was wooden and during the fall it managed to cut up my leg. The Italian cafe owner decided it would be a nice idea to clean my wounds up with some kind of spirits

 

[Seashell]

LOLOL FatRat & Imnotdutch....

Happens to my brother too, a few summers ago he had to be pried out of a collapsed lawn chair, he broke through and it sort of closed up on him, I thought we'd have to get the jaws of life, he was really wedged in there LMAO.

 

[from zero]

I tried to block a football with a patio chair. The chair broke. I came away unscathed.

 

[Devastation]

once but i think it had been sabotaged beforehand. i have destroyed many lawn chairs and not by sitting on them

 

[Scarlett33]

LOLOL FatRat & Imnotdutch....

Happens to my brother too, a few summers ago he had to be pried out of a collapsed lawn chair, he broke through and it sort of closed up on him, I thought we'd have to get the jaws of life, he was really wedged in there LMAO.

Oh god Seashell is he uh, large? I saw a guy get stuck in a seat at the movies once. I think they ended up dismantling the seat!

 

[c-sharp minor]

My biggest problem is that my feet usually don't touch the ground.


Being short suxorz.

 

[alien amp pharm]

u ever break a chair?


No, but I have broken a leg before. <---haha, get it?

 

[tuc biscuit]

Broken far too many, breaking the one I'm sitting on now just by sitting on it in a normal fashion, my freind who is 50-60 pounds smaller than me has broken so many it is funny.

 

[alien amp pharm]

Has anybody seen my helmet?

 

[Becoming]

I busted out one of my patio chair- sucks, cause now you can't sit on it....

One time I was at a bachelor party, sitting on a folding chair... the stripper comes and climbs on my lap (no feet on the ground)... 3 seconds later the chair collapses... she was really light, but I guess I was about all it could take... lol

 

[d3track]

i did this summer at my first client meeting at my job

cheap office chair snapped

and i'm not even a big guy

everyone got a good laugh about it

 

[Seashell]

Oh god Seashell is he uh, large? I saw a guy get stuck in a seat at the movies once. I think they ended up dismantling the seat!

Hehehe, he's a big guy, 6'6, but not a huge fatty, he just was too heavy for a cheap folding lawn chair, and broke through the material, then got stuck when the metal frame "folded" up on him.

 

[slobberknocker]

Over the summer when I was a lot heavier I broke maybe 3 wooden chairs.

 

[tiger88]

this crate i be sitting on is strong but no back support on this bitch

 

[Imnotdutch]

Hehehe, he's a big guy, 6'6, but not a huge fatty, he just was too heavy for a cheap folding lawn chair, and broke through the material, then got stuck when the metal frame "folded" up on him.

I hope that you took the opportunity to mercilessly make fun of him.........pictures for future blackmail would have been good too.

 

[Seashell]

I hope that you took the opportunity to mercilessly make fun of him.........pictures for future blackmail would have been good too.

Hehehehe, yeah we were killing ourselves laughing. I've never seen him compressed into such a nice small package before. And then eventually we helped him get out.

 

[MrMuscle]

once at school i sat on a desk, and the shit just broke in half. that was messed up.

ive also broken my shares of tanning chairs. sitting in the heat, listening to music, and then BANG your on the ground.