Two things that are impossible to do...

[alien amp pharm]

1. Hold your eyes open while you sneeze.
2. Keep from making that goofey as hell face when you ejaculate.

seriously though, I've tried like 4 times today to maintain a straight face while I've rubbed one out. It's damn near impossible!

 

[Bullit]

Seems to be impossible to not raise your upper lip while doing shrugs too.

 

[anabolicmd]

Seems to be impossible to not raise your upper lip while doing shrugs too.

Thats funny I dont sneer but I do find it hard to ejaculate during a set of heavy shruggs...odd.

 

[BonerDude]

nailing diarrhea to a wall

 

[PatsFan34]

I thought you were gonna say:

1. I can't ever keep my shirt on at the marina
2. Get my cock to grow over 4 inches

 

[alien amp pharm]

I thought you were gonna say:
1. I can't ever keep my shirt on at the marina

1. In fairness, it's equally as hard for me to keep my pants on there.

2. Get my cock to grow over 4 inches

2. I know you're bluffing because I've never told anybody except my best friend that secret! So ha, joke's on you!



Patriots suck! Go Titans!

 

[PatsFan34]

Ahhh, c'mon Coach Tony, don't get all upset and shit nugga!!!

 

[Bullit]

3. Laugh at a beastbear post.

 

[alien amp pharm]

3a. However it is easy to laugh AT beastbear

 

[gettinlarger]

Seems to be impossible to not raise your upper lip while doing shrugs too.

You work out?

 

[Bullit]

You work out?

No fuckin way!

But Ive watched people work out.

 

[PatsFan34]

Yeah, just his fucking lips....BWahahahahahaah!!!!

 

[alien amp pharm]

Yeah, just his fucking lips....BWahahahahahaah!!!!

2/10

 

[jackangel]

Seems to be impossible to not raise your upper lip while doing shrugs too.

 

[Bullit]

2/10

Accurate assessment.

 

[PatsFan34]

Is that supposed to be like a 2 on a scale of 10 for funnyness?

 

[Bullit]

Is that supposed to be like a 2 on a scale of 10 for funnyness?

No... its a count of the portion of the entire alphabet that you used in your post, on a scale of 10.
Esentially 20%.




Tard.

 

[PatsFan34]

You Coach Tonys are all alike, you wear stupid cowboy hats, lick rusted metal railings, and tell bad jokes!!!

 

[notoriousQQ]

that post is good enough to make christopher reeves stand up and clap.

No... its a count of the portion of the entire alphabet that you used in your post, on a scale of 10.
Esentially 20%.




Tard.

 

[alien amp pharm]

lmao @ Bullit's response

 

[jeremys]

4: touch your chin to your elbow