Two Questions - help me out here

[HappyScrappy]

Okay, I have been meaning to get some help on two things.

1) When you guys talk about drinking a lot of water - how much do you *really* drink in day. I mean, lots of people "drink 3 gallons" in a day - but I think that is more of those *wink wink nudge nudge* sorta deals where half of that is vodka.
The reason I ask is because I thought my 3 gallons of water was pretty good, but I went to the doc and he said that he felt my $400 a day maple syrup habit has evolved into something he'd call "excessive."

2) At what point does daily explosive diarrhea go from something fun and exciting to something less special and more "terribly wrong"?
I'm just wondering because one of my coworkers said that if I'm gonna be screaming that much in the bathroom on a regular basis, he wants his cube moved further from the bathrooms on this floor. I told him it was none of his business and then came prancing back to my cube and then just was a little sad.

 

[manny78]

can't answer 2, but 1- I usually drink around 2-3 L of water ED. By water I mean orange juice, coca-cola, water, milk......

 

[danielson]

i'd love to see how the neuronal pathways in your brain misfire, so you think you're asking a question about how to saute carrots properly and then it comes out as 'is diarrohea wrong'

anywho

1) 2-4 litres of liquid a day, 1/2 of that is water. fuck you and your imperial measurements......no wait we invented them. fuck europe and its metric measurements.....no wait everyone uses the metric system

and im sorry to hear about the maple syrup habit. ive seen people get sick real quick on the stuff. if u start doing it IV maybe you should find a support group

2) about the time u suffer postural hypotension from the water loss

 

[WODIN]

2) At what point does daily explosive diarrhea go from something fun and exciting to something less special and more "terribly wrong"?
I'm just wondering because one of my coworkers said that if I'm gonna be screaming that much in the bathroom on a regular basis, he wants his cube moved further from the bathrooms on this floor. I told him it was none of his business and then came prancing back to my cube and then just was a little sad.

When you achieve stage-1 rocket booster levels because your ass, like most, doesn't have heat shielding on it to prevent re-entry burn.

 

[dballer]

I drink at least 10 cans of Pepsi everyday. Before bed I drink 24oz. of water to make sure if I pee the bed it does not stink too bad.

 

[HappyScrappy]

speaking of pissing - today I was going in and spraying some artwork on the toilet here at work.
I unleashed some piss and it smelled like maple syrup. I've been taking ALA, but normally that makes for a different smell.

that is what made me wonder if I've been drinking too much maple syrup lately.

 

[danielson]

speaking of pissing - today I was going in and spraying some artwork on the toilet here at work.
I unleashed some piss and it smelled like maple syrup. I've been taking ALA, but normally that makes for a different smell.

that is what made me wonder if I've been drinking too much maple syrup lately.

was it gloopy? thats always a good sign of renal necrosis due to excess maple syrup intake

 

[dballer]

I get that maple syrup piss smell too. It is the only time I am ever tempted to drink my own piss.

 

[TEXgrl]

I get that maple syrup piss smell too. It is the only time I am ever tempted to drink my own piss.

sometimes i worry about you....

 

[dballer]

sometimes i worry about you....

I would bet both of my balls you laughed at that.....

 

[Ffactor]

Okay, I have been meaning to get some help on two things.


2) At what point does daily explosive diarrhea go from something fun and exciting to something less special and more "terribly wrong"?
I'm just wondering because one of my coworkers said that if I'm gonna be screaming that much in the bathroom on a regular basis, he wants his cube moved further from the bathrooms on this floor. I told him it was none of his business and then came prancing back to my cube and then just was a little sad.

This is a very good thing...no need to be concerned at all, enjoy it.

 

[Citruscide]

Happy... if you rub yohimburn on your ass and mix some in your water... it will make your piss smell minty and even flush out the explosive diarrhea... it will be more of a burning, rushing diarrhea... but it will feel soothing... like a 100m freefall.

C

 

[TEXgrl]

I would bet both of my balls you laughed at that.....

i did laugh. now i'm worried about ME!

 

[slickdadd]

I often times think my pee pee smells like buttered popcorn. I know I'm not the only one either. Just think about it.