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lol true
but judging by the title I'm on team Jacob. Edward is kinda wussy.
bakemeacookie
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We should get 40 y/o men and go to the next Hannah Montana and camp out and scream for miley! hahahaha
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mustang_00
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so if edwardo can "fly" why the need for the gay volvo??? and why (haven't seen new moon) did his flying look like a escalator ride??
heres my argument:
the fag with his shirt off all movie, looked great, but was like 16 or 17 during filming.
name me 1 movie, besides blue lagoon, where a 16 or 17 year old whore is aloud to walk around with her titties out and call it part of the role?
seriously, its borderline kiddie porn but no one is saying anything. put lindsey lohans sloppy 15 year old sister (who looks 42) out with her fun bags for all to see, the outcry from the women would be heard across the world. fucked up shit.
fuck twilight, vampires cant walk in the sun, and even if its cloudy and raining, there are still uv rays in the day. so fucking dumb it hurts the brain.
the fag with his shirt off all movie, looked great, but was like 16 or 17 during filming.
name me 1 movie, besides blue lagoon, where a 16 or 17 year old whore is aloud to walk around with her titties out and call it part of the role?
seriously, its borderline kiddie porn but no one is saying anything. put lindsey lohans sloppy 15 year old sister (who looks 42) out with her fun bags for all to see, the outcry from the women would be heard across the world. fucked up shit.
fuck twilight, vampires cant walk in the sun, and even if its cloudy and raining, there are still uv rays in the day. so fucking dumb it hurts the brain.
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calveless wonder
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lmao. +100000000
so true. if a girl tells me she likes twilight i know she's instantly fuckin retarded
or lying about her age
calveless wonder
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i'm surprised we haven't seen any
"DID JACOB JUICE FOR TWILIGHT?" Threads on AAS forum
"DID JACOB JUICE FOR TWILIGHT?" Threads on AAS forum
mrplunkey
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I'm just disappointed you know one of the guy's names.
P.S. If you got the name from Pick3's lunchbox or feety pajamas, you're off the hook but that introduces a disturbing idea of its own.
calveless wonder
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I'm just disappointed you know one of the guy's names.
P.S. If you got the name from Pick3's lunchbox or feety pajamas, you're off the hook but that introduces a disturbing idea of its own.
i was waiting for somebody to say that.
unfortunately the only reason i know is because of the early 20 something girls i hang out with trying to get me to watch those trainwreck movies. usually when they start on that bullshit i space out or just stare at their tits
PICK3
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mrplunkey
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really?
that's the same reason I know about it
I'm going to guess you've got his name tattooed on your lower back with the words: "Aim Here" right below it.
PICK3
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wtf???
javaguru
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Based on the Burger King commercials I've watched there are two camps of fans....Edward and Jacob...which are you?
i dont even know what that means
javaguru
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Burger King is a "fast food" restaurant featuring burgers and other quickly delivered items for people that can "drive through" and receive their order which decreases the time they would spend in a traditional restaurant. I hope this helps.
chris302001
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Shes on team Christopher
no, the other part.
javaguru
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I can't really explain it because I haven't read the books and even though someone told me the books were good which tricked me into renting the first movie...I can't help you. Apparently Twilight is quite the cult among moms and their daughters.
Who told you the books were good? I read the first book, and thought that it was a cute love story for young girls. Then I kept reading them, and after I finished the fourth book, I felt stupid and foolish. The last book in particular was the worst book that I have ever read in my life. I'm a mainstream girl, even I dont get it
javaguru
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A wiminz....The moral of the story is to not trust wiminz...ever...
+1
javaguru
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Hi puddles! How is Jennifer?
javaguru
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team jacob,
fuck you all for judging me!
also, I have an excuse for watching the first two movies...teen daughters
I have zero excuse for losing two days of my life never to be returned reading the last two books
still team jacob...I dont like the pasty scrawny guy...or any of their melodrama
screw you judgemental peeps
fuck you all for judging me!
also, I have an excuse for watching the first two movies...teen daughters
I have zero excuse for losing two days of my life never to be returned reading the last two books
still team jacob...I dont like the pasty scrawny guy...or any of their melodrama
screw you judgemental peeps
Who's Edward and Jacob?
I think they're some under aged boys a bunch of cougars want to rape. As described in the picture above. I thought you Asians were supposed to be smart?
team jacob,
fuck you all for judging me!
also, I have an excuse for watching the first two movies...teen daughters
I have zero excuse for losing two days of my life never to be returned reading the last two books
still team jacob...I dont like the pasty scrawny guy...or any of their melodrama
screw you judgemental peeps
I was team Jacob while reading the books. I saw the little guy playing him in the movie, and while he is cute, he was way smaller than what I had envisioned in my mind. Jacob is supposed to be HUGE, a 17 year old who is supposed to look 27.
javaguru
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Werewolves should be primal monsters and you were lusting after a seventeen year old boy...not Jesus approved.
theyre shape shifters...pfft
he should just turn himself into a 30 yr old guy....problem solved
im totally ok with the build on taylor lautner...now scuse me while I go scrub my dirty dirty skin
he should just turn himself into a 30 yr old guy....problem solved
im totally ok with the build on taylor lautner...now scuse me while I go scrub my dirty dirty skin
javaguru
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You should start watching True Blood...at least you would be lusting after legal dudes.
does it have moderately buff men?
if so
Im in
if so
Im in
javaguru
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Rent it and get back to me...
I know nothing about female pedophiles and what makes them interested.
Werewolves should be primal monsters and you were lusting after a seventeen year old boy...not Jesus approved.
I just said he was cute
Small boys are not my type I think the women who are lusting after these boys are making fools of themselves.
Well the actors are 17 and 23 so no Pedo... Edward is the same dude who played Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter...
What's not to love about sex that leaves you unconscious and battered, a baby that kicks and breaks it's mom's ribs while in the womb, emergency c-section by vampire bite, and grotesque pedophelia? (I'm being sarcastic, btw)
I always thought the books were a little erm....well geared for the preteen crowd and read them with that grain of salt but the last book stephanie meyer's rambling and poorly edited writing was aggravating beyond belief, and I'm pretty easy to please.
ya, the writing was beyond simplistic for all the books, but the last
well, it just left you with the impression that it was written with a very short deadline
and the story line all the way around was utterly forgettable
well, it just left you with the impression that it was written with a very short deadline
and the story line all the way around was utterly forgettable
I know! It WAS awful! I'm pretty easy to please too, but the whole time I was reading the last book, I felt like she was taking me for an idiot. The way she filled in holes in the plot was shameful and lazy, and then that huge buildup and then the Vulturi just walk away?
I think much of this hysteria is bandwagon mentality. The movie wasnt that great, and I'll be New Moon is meh. I have not seen it yet, but I'm going to. If it sucks, every single woman over the age of 20 who goes crazy over this nonsense is a fool in my book. lol. Teh vampire has no clothes!
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lol @ looks dead. You must be talking about Edward. I think people are attracted to the whole vampire thing. I don't see why everyone is so in love with them either. I think the vampire boys on Vampire Diaries are more attractive than the Twilight boys. Oh and they aren't "boys" either they are must older.
I understand the attraction to vampires. I always found the idea kinda sexy
So what you are saying is you love to be bit on the neck?
Well, my kind of vampire would be the kind that seduces his victims. His venom would be orgamsic, leaving intense and unworldly pleasure to his victims before they died
So the goofy looking one is a werewolf and the dead looking one is a vampire? I'm still not impressed.
You are correct. Yeah they aren't that special and they are boys. Boys that older women are oooh ahhhh over.
lol yeah...we're basically on the same page about this.
The new moon movie is a liiiiitle better than the first, but I still kinda regret lending my money to it.
I think zhu zhu pets take that award.... yet they are selling like crazy....
id do her while they killed herI suffered through the first film with my 12 year old niece...excruciating. And these dudes can't even hold a candlelabra to Antonio Banderas' vampire.
javaguru
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Well, my kind of vampire would be the kind that seduces his victims. His venom would be orgamsic, leaving intense and unworldly pleasure to his victims before they died
Thank You! That is what I'm talking about...
javaguru
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I just said he was cute
Watch True Blood wiminz...much more interesting but I only watched season 1.Vampires are predators by nature..not boy band candidates.
javaguru
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javaguru
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Milf hunter?
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