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Spatts said I should post this over here too...
‘Twas the night before Christmas
And all through Elite
Not a creature was posting, not even on Sheets;
The boards were all hung in their usual state
To load any thread was an unbearable wait.
Those that were on were clicking on threads
Hoping the topic wasn’t something they dread;
I sat in my office, waiting to leave,
Watching to see who had what up their sleeve.
Over on chat there arose such a clatter
I clicked with a quickness to see what was the matter
There was velvett, controlling the masses
While beastboy and Bullit were acting like asses.
Cornholio was busy, posting another emode quiz.
And Scrappy was talking about taking a whiz.
starfish and biggie posted pictures of kitties
As Citruscide posted that someone looked shitty.
Suddenly Elite seemed to spring back to life,
As yet someone else posted pics of their wife.
More rapid than eagles, the posters they came,
All posted and clicked, and I saw all their names.
There’s pixie, now Temple, now dballer and vixen
Onto Night Fly and Natty and the kronks and spentagn
To the top of the boards! To the top of them all!
Now post away, post away, post away all!
As Bikinimom posted saying class was dismissed,
Puc’s there as well, still seemingly pissed.
Ffactor chimed in, saying something inane,
Then Goatslayer popped up seeming criminally insane.
HG Pennypacker showed up to say “Best thread ever”
While we waited on Nature Boy to post something clever.
All of the roadies bumped the sideshow thread
Including an appearance by the lady named Dread.
Over on Women’s, spatts posted about carbs,
While Lobo was waiting to delete all the tards.
On training and diet, many were helpful,
And gymtime was there, still complaining about vegetables.
On to the gambling board, karma threads abound,
‘Til WODIN appears to lock them all down.
Hannibal’s on chat, posting more movie lines,
“My thread was deleted!”, somebody whines.
In the midst of the posts about biceps and quads,
Havoc is posting about naming new mods.
Laughter and smilies and arguments abound
As my day at the office slowly winds down.
Another year on the boards draws to a close,
With talk about lifting and protein and shows.
Before I close down Elite and turn off my lights,
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!
‘Twas the night before Christmas
And all through Elite
Not a creature was posting, not even on Sheets;
The boards were all hung in their usual state
To load any thread was an unbearable wait.
Those that were on were clicking on threads
Hoping the topic wasn’t something they dread;
I sat in my office, waiting to leave,
Watching to see who had what up their sleeve.
Over on chat there arose such a clatter
I clicked with a quickness to see what was the matter
There was velvett, controlling the masses
While beastboy and Bullit were acting like asses.
Cornholio was busy, posting another emode quiz.
And Scrappy was talking about taking a whiz.
starfish and biggie posted pictures of kitties
As Citruscide posted that someone looked shitty.
Suddenly Elite seemed to spring back to life,
As yet someone else posted pics of their wife.
More rapid than eagles, the posters they came,
All posted and clicked, and I saw all their names.
There’s pixie, now Temple, now dballer and vixen
Onto Night Fly and Natty and the kronks and spentagn
To the top of the boards! To the top of them all!
Now post away, post away, post away all!
As Bikinimom posted saying class was dismissed,
Puc’s there as well, still seemingly pissed.
Ffactor chimed in, saying something inane,
Then Goatslayer popped up seeming criminally insane.
HG Pennypacker showed up to say “Best thread ever”
While we waited on Nature Boy to post something clever.
All of the roadies bumped the sideshow thread
Including an appearance by the lady named Dread.
Over on Women’s, spatts posted about carbs,
While Lobo was waiting to delete all the tards.
On training and diet, many were helpful,
And gymtime was there, still complaining about vegetables.
On to the gambling board, karma threads abound,
‘Til WODIN appears to lock them all down.
Hannibal’s on chat, posting more movie lines,
“My thread was deleted!”, somebody whines.
In the midst of the posts about biceps and quads,
Havoc is posting about naming new mods.
Laughter and smilies and arguments abound
As my day at the office slowly winds down.
Another year on the boards draws to a close,
With talk about lifting and protein and shows.
Before I close down Elite and turn off my lights,
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!
