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Turtle Head

i almost never get it.

maybe if i wait too long, as i'm rushing to the wc.

usually no skid marks.

i do have a vivid memory of sitting at brunch with my friends on campus and squeezing out what i thought was a fart.....

turned out to be the "head and shoulders" of a prairie dog.

jc
 
omg...you got a turtle head poking out....i can just see fat bastard from the austin movies...lol

hucky, omg that was funny. not good on leg day thats for sure :lmao:
 
Yes all the time, from now instead of sending my soiled underwear to the laundry I am going to mail them to your house so you can lick them, asshole!!
 
hardrock said:
The correct term is "turtle peeking"

My favorite is "touching cotton"

Touching cotton is the stooling stage immediately after 'turtles head', when the movement establishes contact with the garment. 'Turtles head' is the initial protrusion of the stool or the point at which contracts are exchanged for the building of a log cabin.

At the 'touching socks' stage it's too late to be looking for a toilet.
 
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