turn your keyboard upside-down

[Sigmund Roid]

and shake

You will find enough food on you desk for a whole day, I promise you

 

[slickdadd]

I think an entire honeybaked ham and birthday cake fell out of mine. As well as Jimmy Hoffa.

 

[ChefWide]

be sure to wear level three clean gear, CDC's clean room gloves and have a flamthrower ready in case any hitherto unseen lifeform has coalesced from the bio matter in your key well.

Oh, and do not do a line of this shit. I am feckin tellin' ya, M8.

 

[alien amp pharm]

Ironically, if you turn a salt shaker upside down and shake, salt will come out!