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Do you know I actually did a thread on how fast poop exits your ass with precise mathematical equations at some time in the past? Yes, it's true. I posted the actual mph. It was a surprising figure. Too drunk right now, pretty simple math really. You need: stopwatch, need to take a shit, and a tape rule. From there do the math. What is it? 5280 feet in a mile? so 1' turnd in 2 seconds would be ......nevermind I could do this in my head if I wasnt drunk but u get the idea.
 
actually if you thinkk about this 2 seconds is an awful long time. We may have to forgo the digital watch and get an infrared beam installed in the toilet and some poops seem to be an instantaneous experience. You know, theres no shit now but now theres shit type of shit,.
 
Do you know I actually did a thread on how fast poop exits your ass with precise mathematical equations at some time in the past? Yes, it's true. I posted the actual mph. It was a surprising figure. Too drunk right now, pretty simple math really. You need: stopwatch, need to take a shit, and a tape rule. From there do the math. What is it? 5280 feet in a mile? so 1' turnd in 2 seconds would be ......nevermind I could do this in my head if I wasnt drunk but u get the idea.


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