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OK, it is not a serious study from The new england journal of medicine but it is the first time for months that I have read something on tuna that is not about mercury or salt :D

WASHINGTON, Jan 31, 2002 /PRNewswire via COMTEX/ --

It has long been known that canned tuna is full of protein and omega-3 fatty acids that many scientists report may help in the fight against heart disease, play a beneficial role in lowering blood pressure and cholesterol, and can ease the pain of arthritis. But many researchers now believe that increased intake of omega-3 fats may also improve your sex life!

According to dietician Ellen Albertson, "You can awaken a sleepy libido with easy diet changes." Ms. Albertson is the co-author of a new book, Temptations: Igniting the Pleasure and Power of Aphrodisiacs (Simon & Schuster, 2002), which provides numerous practical dietary tips for a better love life, including eating more tuna fish sandwiches.

Prevention Magazine summarized how tuna can improve a person's love life in its February 2002 review of the book. Prevention explains, "If you use white albacore tuna (in your meals), you up your intake of omega-3 fats. More and more researchers now believe that omega-3s help ward off depression, surely one of the worst enemies of feeling sexy." The conclusion is that by eating more canned tuna you can uplift your mood, leading to higher sprits and in turn a better love life.
 
BeachBombHottie said:
Hmmmm .......I always knew tuna was good for you ...lol.

Omega -3 is in any kind of other fish also, so fish does the body good...:D


Damn baby just think what would happen if I ate Omega-3's! Then it would be sex 24/7 heh :horny: :bigkiss:
 
OMFG!

What is wrong with ****ing researchers? LEAVE the ****ING TUNA ALONE ALREADY. They already get enough shit. Imagine you're born a poor unsuspecting tuna, just wanting to live your life free, free, free, swimming around the ocean, basking in the rays of the sun as they penetrate deep into the ocean.

HOWEVER, circling above you, like buzzards with 600lb outboard motors, cranks, winches, hooks and annoying little men, are tuna boats that are run by guys whose new Ford F-150s will only be paid for by them catching your tuna ass and feeding it to brainwashed people who think you are a chicken of the sea.

In case you didn't realize it, I'm sorta joking. Poor tuna.

B

ps. Does that new news mean Omega-3's will get you a girlfriend, too? Or do we still have to do that part ourselves? I prefer travelling to countries where they not only permit, but encourage, the "club head, drag home" method of matrimony.
 
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BreezeKeeper said:
What is wrong with ****ing researchers? LEAVE the ****ING TUNA ALONE ALREADY. They already get enough shit. Imagine you're born a poor unsuspecting tuna, just wanting to live your life free, free, free, swimming around the ocean, basking in the rays of the sun as they penetrate deep into the ocean.

HOWEVER, circling above you, like buzzards with 600lb outboard motors, cranks, winches, hooks and annoying little men, are tuna boats that are run by guys whose new Ford F-150s will only be paid for by them catching your tuna ass and feeding it to brainwashed people who think you are a chicken of the sea.

In case you didn't realize it, I'm sorta joking. Poor tuna.

B

ps. Does that new news mean Omega-3's will get you a girlfriend, too? Or do we still have to do that part ourselves? I prefer travelling to countries where they not only permit, but encourage, the "club head, drag home" method of matrimony.


LOL Thats fucking funny :FRlol:
 
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BigRed54 said:



LOL Thats fucking funny :FRlol:

Cool. Send donations to:

Charlie the Tuna's Carcass
c/o My Ass

Hurry or you'll have to send it to My Sewage Dept. And if you wait much longer than that, you'll have to send it to Boston Harbor. As if you didn't know, that's the path it all travels.

Tuna
Cannerry
Shopping Mart
My House
My Ass
Sewage Dept
Ocean
Tuna

Breezekeeper
 
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