Trying to start smoking

[pushing_fe]

All this talk about smoking has gotten me curious. I bought a pack of cigarettes and tried to smoke them. I light them, I breathe the smoke into my mouth, but I cant inhale. I want to inhale but the smoke will not enter my lungs. Does anyone know how this is possible? What am I doing wrong.

 

[Bullit]

lmfao

 

[WODIN]

Are you sure you are putting them in your mouth? Maybe you have your ear confused with your mouth. Are you lighting the NON FILTER END of the cig?

 

[smallmovesal]

lol i have a total inability to inhale smoke.. probably a good thing

 

[vixenbabe]

Grab a frog...stick the cancer stick in it's mouth..He'll puff til he pisses all over....

 

[bigguns7]

I know exactly what you mean.

 

[pushing_fe]

Are you sure you are putting them in your mouth? Maybe you have your ear confused with your mouth. Are you lighting the NON FILTER END of the cig?

Yes I light the end with the tobacco showing. I breathe the smoke into my mouth and then I try inhaling it. But no smoke enters my lungs. I have no problems smoking crack. I think it is the small little glass pipe that comforts me. I dunno? Maybe I should try a smoke my tobacco in a water pipe. A six footer.

 

[the nature boy]

well at least you were able to get the box open.

 

[frorider6]

I'm going to take up smoking too. I mean, everyone does it. My girlfriend wuold be happier if I smoked. That way I wouldn't be able to smell it on her. I'd just think it was my breathe that smelled like a forrest fighters farts.

I'm going to front load with 3 packs the first day and then run 1 pack ED for 8 weeks.

 

[rudedawg]

lol i have a total inability to inhale smoke.. probably a good thing

Ever had a bong hit blown in your mouth?

 

[smallmovesal]

nope

 

[Raina]

I really want to start smoking too. Everyone keeps telling me that all the cool kids smoke. I want to be a cool kid....

 

[frorider6]

I think it'll help me get laid cause it's SOOOO sexy!

 

[Raina]

I think it'll help me get laid cause it's SOOOO sexy!

It is sexy AND people will think you're very mature.....

 

[frorider6]

It is sexy AND people will think you're very mature.....

AND DIFFERENT! I'll be an individual! Just like all my other friends.

 

[Y_lifter]

And you'll finally be able to join the "IN CROWD" out on the porch at Parties..

 

[Raina]

AND DIFFERENT! I'll be an individual! Just like all my other friends.

AND all the cool kids smoke while wearing those trendy new hypercolor shirts.....

 

[frorider6]

And you'll finally be able to join the "IN CROWD" out on the porch at Parties..

And 6 20 minute smoke breaks EVERY SINGLE DAY I'm at work!!!!

Man, this just keeps getting better and better.

 

[pushing_fe]

It is sexy AND people will think you're very mature.....

Hell ya have you ever seen the Marlboro man? I make him look like a joke when I'm trying to inhale my Virginia Slims.