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I love personal ads...especially ones like these....
"Alright,I've had an ad before, Now let;s see if this one gets the job done!I am a married female looking for the thickest piece of sausage out there. The thicker the better. Thats the only requirement that I have. Now the same goes as before,,I am married and do not cheat on my husband. So he will be present, he is not bisexual. Leave me a message. "
"Hi, I am looking for a new man to hook up with on the side. I currently have a steady boyfriend that I do like but he is just failing to satisfy me in bed. I have been trying my best to motivate him in the bedroom but it just doesn't seem to work. I consider myself to be an attractive young female with a comfortable lifestyle. I am not looking for anything serious at all really just looking for someone to satisfy me once in a while. However you have to be somewhat interesting, I am not a total hoe and don't want to just do a ton of different guys. I would like to hang out for a little while and then go take care of business. I like doing almost anything so as long as you are an interesting person we can probably get along. Hope to hear from you and talk over e-mail a few times then we can get together. "
"Alright,I've had an ad before, Now let;s see if this one gets the job done!I am a married female looking for the thickest piece of sausage out there. The thicker the better. Thats the only requirement that I have. Now the same goes as before,,I am married and do not cheat on my husband. So he will be present, he is not bisexual. Leave me a message. "
"Hi, I am looking for a new man to hook up with on the side. I currently have a steady boyfriend that I do like but he is just failing to satisfy me in bed. I have been trying my best to motivate him in the bedroom but it just doesn't seem to work. I consider myself to be an attractive young female with a comfortable lifestyle. I am not looking for anything serious at all really just looking for someone to satisfy me once in a while. However you have to be somewhat interesting, I am not a total hoe and don't want to just do a ton of different guys. I would like to hang out for a little while and then go take care of business. I like doing almost anything so as long as you are an interesting person we can probably get along. Hope to hear from you and talk over e-mail a few times then we can get together. "
