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The story your about to read is absolutely true.
The names of the involved will remain anon.
Here it goes.
We are at a homebrew brew club picnic and what happened at the previous year's picnic at a lake known as Rattlesnake Lake State Park, State of Washington.
They had out houses with a true latrine, earth dug hole so to speak. Needless to say they reeked beyond belief.
A gal at the party lost her only set of car keys in the latrine somehow. She could not ask another member to drive her back to Seattle to get her other set of keys which would be a round trip of 3 hours. So they came up with the idea to lower her into the latrine head first and have her grab the keys while being held by her ankles. Needless to say these are homebrewers so you know they are'nt quite up to thinking clearly at that point. Yes, you got it, she was accidently dropped head first into the shitter. It was deep, so you get the idea.
Her car was never the same again, even with a good soak in the lake she still reeked so bad it was awful and permanently stunk up the car.
Now having heard this story, I pointed out that people must have been fishing that day, and they said yes.
I then said why did you not borrow a pole and some lead and a hook and fish it out of the shitter? The fellow that lowered her into the shitter did not think about it and no one else did either. DUH...........!!!!!!!!
BOY, I THOUGHT I HAD HEARD OF DUMB THINGS TO DO, BUT THIS ONE TAKES THE CAKE!!!
I nominate this one to the Darwin awards.
SG, I hope he gets a laugh out of this one.
The names of the involved will remain anon.
Here it goes.
We are at a homebrew brew club picnic and what happened at the previous year's picnic at a lake known as Rattlesnake Lake State Park, State of Washington.
They had out houses with a true latrine, earth dug hole so to speak. Needless to say they reeked beyond belief.
A gal at the party lost her only set of car keys in the latrine somehow. She could not ask another member to drive her back to Seattle to get her other set of keys which would be a round trip of 3 hours. So they came up with the idea to lower her into the latrine head first and have her grab the keys while being held by her ankles. Needless to say these are homebrewers so you know they are'nt quite up to thinking clearly at that point. Yes, you got it, she was accidently dropped head first into the shitter. It was deep, so you get the idea.
Her car was never the same again, even with a good soak in the lake she still reeked so bad it was awful and permanently stunk up the car.
Now having heard this story, I pointed out that people must have been fishing that day, and they said yes.
I then said why did you not borrow a pole and some lead and a hook and fish it out of the shitter? The fellow that lowered her into the shitter did not think about it and no one else did either. DUH...........!!!!!!!!
BOY, I THOUGHT I HAD HEARD OF DUMB THINGS TO DO, BUT THIS ONE TAKES THE CAKE!!!
I nominate this one to the Darwin awards.
SG, I hope he gets a laugh out of this one.
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