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Ok, so I go to the gym this morning, have an awesome leg workout, have a delicious protein shake and then hit the beach to lay out and nap because my legs are thrashed.
Coming back from the beach, the road is two lanes, a series of red lights every other block or so. Traffic is moving slowly, and lo and behold there is this dude on a motorcycle riding BETWEEN the cars at the red lights to the front of the line. He comes by me (and everyone else) just smirking and waving (you can see him laughing because due to Fla. law he can legally ride without a helmet.) Just being so arrogant and a jerk. So anyway, he goes by, light turns green, red again and then green 10 minutes later and I am driving through. I see the dude at the gas station pumping gas and I drive by thinking "what a moron"
A couple of blocks later, I am sitting there in the right lane and I look in my rear view mirror and here he comes again. Still waving to people and laughing as he passes between the cars to move ahead of everyone else. So I open my door. That closes the gap between my car and the car beside me. He can't pass by. He actually rolls up to where his tire is about 2 feet from my door and goes "close that door". I look over at him, right beside me and I do my best Stone cold "What?!" He goes "close that door, I am coming through." I look at him and I ask "where ya going?" He says "to the front of the line." I just stare at this moron and I say "like hell you are." He gets mad and goes "fuck you" At that I shift into PARK and stand up outside my car in the street and I go "what was that?" And he is just like "uhh.. nothing, man I didn't mean nothing." So I am standing right there by his bike and I say "yeah, that's what I thought you meant. Now back this fucking thing up away from my car. Move it." So he rolls back to the edge of my bumper and from the way he is looking, his facial expression is like that of a spoiled kid being told NO.
I get back in my car (leaving my door open) and look through the rear view mirror to see what the motherfucker is doing now and he and a black girl in a car directly behind me are arguing. The black girl flips him the bird and shuts her door and just starts giving her horn some GHETTO HELL. And the car right beside her joins in as well. They are blasting their horns. Remember this dude doesn't have a helmet or noise filter. This goes on for about one minute so the dude turns his cycle sideways and rolls it between my car and Mrs. Hoochie Mama's and rides it down the sidewalk the front of the line, after flipping us off and yelling ASSHOLES!!. Where a po-po is sitting directly across on the opposite side of the light. Po-Po hits the lights and cold tags his ass. By the time Hoochie Mama and I drive by through the green light, he is getting a ticket and she and I just flip the middle finger at him and just laugh hysterically. He is looking right at us and fuming.
Finally one traffic idiot gets what is coming to him.
Coming back from the beach, the road is two lanes, a series of red lights every other block or so. Traffic is moving slowly, and lo and behold there is this dude on a motorcycle riding BETWEEN the cars at the red lights to the front of the line. He comes by me (and everyone else) just smirking and waving (you can see him laughing because due to Fla. law he can legally ride without a helmet.) Just being so arrogant and a jerk. So anyway, he goes by, light turns green, red again and then green 10 minutes later and I am driving through. I see the dude at the gas station pumping gas and I drive by thinking "what a moron"
A couple of blocks later, I am sitting there in the right lane and I look in my rear view mirror and here he comes again. Still waving to people and laughing as he passes between the cars to move ahead of everyone else. So I open my door. That closes the gap between my car and the car beside me. He can't pass by. He actually rolls up to where his tire is about 2 feet from my door and goes "close that door". I look over at him, right beside me and I do my best Stone cold "What?!" He goes "close that door, I am coming through." I look at him and I ask "where ya going?" He says "to the front of the line." I just stare at this moron and I say "like hell you are." He gets mad and goes "fuck you" At that I shift into PARK and stand up outside my car in the street and I go "what was that?" And he is just like "uhh.. nothing, man I didn't mean nothing." So I am standing right there by his bike and I say "yeah, that's what I thought you meant. Now back this fucking thing up away from my car. Move it." So he rolls back to the edge of my bumper and from the way he is looking, his facial expression is like that of a spoiled kid being told NO.
I get back in my car (leaving my door open) and look through the rear view mirror to see what the motherfucker is doing now and he and a black girl in a car directly behind me are arguing. The black girl flips him the bird and shuts her door and just starts giving her horn some GHETTO HELL. And the car right beside her joins in as well. They are blasting their horns. Remember this dude doesn't have a helmet or noise filter. This goes on for about one minute so the dude turns his cycle sideways and rolls it between my car and Mrs. Hoochie Mama's and rides it down the sidewalk the front of the line, after flipping us off and yelling ASSHOLES!!. Where a po-po is sitting directly across on the opposite side of the light. Po-Po hits the lights and cold tags his ass. By the time Hoochie Mama and I drive by through the green light, he is getting a ticket and she and I just flip the middle finger at him and just laugh hysterically. He is looking right at us and fuming.
Finally one traffic idiot gets what is coming to him.
Awesome man! Is it legal to do that in Florida? Lane splitting is legal in California.
