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supersonica
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compiled are some of the most inane statements since doctor evil's father claimed he invented the question mark!
10 "I am the strongest wrestler in my state"(apparently amaf wrestled at 138lbs last year, but then goes on to claim he is the second strongest man in the state next to a fellow buck o fiver who supposedly puts up 290)
9 "every time i wrestled somebody heavier i kicked the shit out of them!" (amaf is also starring alondside jet lee in "Kiss of the Dragon" as "the dragon")
8 "you don't believe me? wtf is going on.
not that skinny, if you look at me. i just need some mass. you can see my arms break out of my shirt like the hulk.
just giving you guys the daily updates...
you all need to know" (after this comment, detectives began suspect that amaf might not be telling the whole truth)
7 "gary, english please.. not all of us are computer nerds like you
where does this board find these people?(Apparently amaf isn't old enough to spot an english accent in print, as he had some problems understanding the thrashing he had just received at the hands of the witty englishman. his retort, however was largely successful....but only within the confines of amaf's own tiny little brain)
6 "nimrod, i'd kick your ass so fast it wouldn't be funny, just trust me... anyway, fuck you iceman, your full of shit. i stole that little bottle because it was so fucking hilarious i got a job, and that's how i pay for my gear. and the gear didn't fuck me up, cause it won't. i'm to damn powerful."
5 "nimrod, i'm not 15, i'm 17 going onto 18 now. and i would post my picture, but i don't got a digital camera, and i really don't like to buy computer shit 'cause it sucks. and i know i can easily make you tap-out with a choke hold, or leg lock." (telling someone across cyberspace that you could easily force them to tap out of a choke hold that you will put them into...well, it just doesn't get much funnier than that)
4 "i should have, because the old man running the store is fucking blind. i was thinking of taking androstat poppers and all this shit, but i couldn't fit in my underwear, due to the fact that something is taking all the space down there."(in reference to the stealing of the highly anabolic androstat poppers from a blind old codger who mans the local GNC)
3 "does anyone have pictures of d-bol(clen)?"( at this point i have gone back and forth twice on whether this is a kid or a comedian)
2 "ya, it seems my source is taking me for my money, but its going to take alot of money for me to get the big size. anyway, i wasn't looking for a source, only a connection."(whoever this is, they're have one funny ass sense of humor- its probably some comedian just having a laugh on us all)
1 AND THE NUMBER ONE QUOTE FROM OUR FAVORITE SEVENTH GRADER: "I'm getting ripped off and all from my source, but I can't do anything about it. Soon, when I get my TTOKKYO shirt, I'll get some connections with other local sources, and hopefully pointed in the right direction. (incidentally, this practice has been working flawlessly for 13 year old stickman storytellers since the shirts came out a month ago)
GOD PUT AMAF HERE TO AMUSE YOU, WHO ARE YOU TO DENY SUCH A GIFT?
10 "I am the strongest wrestler in my state"(apparently amaf wrestled at 138lbs last year, but then goes on to claim he is the second strongest man in the state next to a fellow buck o fiver who supposedly puts up 290)
9 "every time i wrestled somebody heavier i kicked the shit out of them!" (amaf is also starring alondside jet lee in "Kiss of the Dragon" as "the dragon")
8 "you don't believe me? wtf is going on.
not that skinny, if you look at me. i just need some mass. you can see my arms break out of my shirt like the hulk.
just giving you guys the daily updates...
you all need to know" (after this comment, detectives began suspect that amaf might not be telling the whole truth)
7 "gary, english please.. not all of us are computer nerds like you
where does this board find these people?(Apparently amaf isn't old enough to spot an english accent in print, as he had some problems understanding the thrashing he had just received at the hands of the witty englishman. his retort, however was largely successful....but only within the confines of amaf's own tiny little brain)
6 "nimrod, i'd kick your ass so fast it wouldn't be funny, just trust me... anyway, fuck you iceman, your full of shit. i stole that little bottle because it was so fucking hilarious i got a job, and that's how i pay for my gear. and the gear didn't fuck me up, cause it won't. i'm to damn powerful."
5 "nimrod, i'm not 15, i'm 17 going onto 18 now. and i would post my picture, but i don't got a digital camera, and i really don't like to buy computer shit 'cause it sucks. and i know i can easily make you tap-out with a choke hold, or leg lock." (telling someone across cyberspace that you could easily force them to tap out of a choke hold that you will put them into...well, it just doesn't get much funnier than that)
4 "i should have, because the old man running the store is fucking blind. i was thinking of taking androstat poppers and all this shit, but i couldn't fit in my underwear, due to the fact that something is taking all the space down there."(in reference to the stealing of the highly anabolic androstat poppers from a blind old codger who mans the local GNC)
3 "does anyone have pictures of d-bol(clen)?"( at this point i have gone back and forth twice on whether this is a kid or a comedian)
2 "ya, it seems my source is taking me for my money, but its going to take alot of money for me to get the big size. anyway, i wasn't looking for a source, only a connection."(whoever this is, they're have one funny ass sense of humor- its probably some comedian just having a laugh on us all)
1 AND THE NUMBER ONE QUOTE FROM OUR FAVORITE SEVENTH GRADER: "I'm getting ripped off and all from my source, but I can't do anything about it. Soon, when I get my TTOKKYO shirt, I'll get some connections with other local sources, and hopefully pointed in the right direction. (incidentally, this practice has been working flawlessly for 13 year old stickman storytellers since the shirts came out a month ago)
GOD PUT AMAF HERE TO AMUSE YOU, WHO ARE YOU TO DENY SUCH A GIFT?
