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Too many adonis types around here...

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Testosterone boy

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Geez...seems like most guys got pretty girls throwing themselves all over them while enjoying 8% BF and BPs of 300 or more pounds.

Damn...I can't even isolate arm exercises due to elbow problems. Knees no longer allow deep squats either.

Any bros with similar problems?
 
this is the internet - we are all 24 year old supermodels, ceos, successful in every walk of life, and rich as hell here.
 
I am 19, working a job for 9.50 an hour while going to school, I have no girlfriend, and I don't even have enough cash at the moment to buy Liquidex so I can start my cycle.

At least I'm honest.
 
Paulos said:
I am 19, working a job for 9.50 an hour while going to school, I have no girlfriend, and I don't even have enough cash at the moment to buy Liquidex so I can start my cycle.

At least I'm honest.
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Shoot...you were doing good until you fessed to being broke. That always sucks. I can relate. I never met a hobby or interest I didn't like. Money last me about 1/2 day. 2-3 days it its over a thousand.
 
The only damn reason I'm broke is gear. I still have to buy 4000mg worth of tren components, enough bromo for 6 weeks, Clomid and HCG.

Then I'm done and I won't be poor any longer. :D
 
Don't worry man, we all got problems. I just lost $3 million at the tracks. I'm down to a net worth of only $924 million now. And I recently gained 2lbs, I'm fucking fat! 5% bf, what a cruel world. And don't make me mention how one of my five private jets recently died. And someone scratched my Countach! Fuck I hate my life...
 
um, i make 23k per year working my ass off.... shut the fuck up.
 
Testosterone boy said:
Geez...seems like most guys got pretty girls throwing themselves all over them while enjoying 8% BF and BPs of 300 or more pounds.

Damn...I can't even isolate arm exercises due to elbow problems. Knees no longer allow deep squats either.

Any bros with similar problems?
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I have the 300+ bench but I have a little dick so my life isn't so great.
 
Don't be ungrateful. How many countries in the world can you hop on your computer with lightning quick internet access and vent your problems to people all across the world? Somalians would trade their 3 % bodyfat to be an unatractive fat ass any day.
 
gmanlax7 said:
Don't be ungrateful. How many countries in the world can you hop on your computer with lightning quick internet access and vent your problems to people all across the world? Somalians would trade their 3 % bodyfat to be an unatractive fat ass any day.
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You talking to me? hell...I'm the guy who has been busy knocking around the guys who keep bashing America and Americans.

Nothing with Qwest (phone company) is lightning fast. Well it was for a few weeks before they oversold the DSL service.
 
I have a boring job (but well-paying job), I havn't worked out in three months, no girlfriend (and no prospects), and I have five day old dirty dishes in my sink. Oh, and my car has a big fucking dent in the side that I can't afford to fix.

I also have 3 big zits on my forehead, which my hair won't cover.
 
Taps said:
I have a boring job (but well-paying job), I havn't worked out in three months, no girlfriend (and no prospects), and I have five day old dirty dishes in my sink. Oh, and my car has a big fucking dent in the side that I can't afford to fix.

I also have 3 big zits on my forehead, which my hair won't cover.
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acne...the reason I couldn't get big when younger. I'd grow like a weed, get strong as hell and destroy my skin. I did triathlons instead so my knees are arthritic now.

I swear by pantothenic acid for acne. I KNOW it works.
 
Narcissus was the "self admirer" not adonis, so why was it called an Adonis Complex?
 
Code said:
Narcissus was the "self admirer" not adonis, so why was it called an Adonis Complex?
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I wasn't calling them narcissists. But many present themselves as an "adonis." In my book, an adonis is simply a guy who looks very "hunky" and attracts loads of women.

Sometimes I wonder if the pic in the avatar is really the person. Is Wariks avatar really an artists rendering for example? I'm kidding.

This is a tough world at times. I think it is important to maintain a decent self image. the world tears us down so we need to build ourself back up.
 
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Testosterone boy said:
I wasn't calling them narcissists. But many present themselves as an "adonis." In my book, an adonis is simply a guy who looks very "hunky" and attracts loads of women.

Sometimes I wonder if the pic in the avatar is really the person. Is Havocs avatar really an artists rendering for example? I'm kidding.

This is a tough world at times. I think it is important to maintain a decent self image. the world tears us down so we need to build ourself back up.
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I think it goes with the turf.
If this were a board like Slashdot, you'd see a bunch of guys who are (allegedly)best friends with Linus Torvalds.

So naturally on a fitness board, all the out-of-shape 30-something guys surf obscure portions of the 'net for pics of hunky, young bucks and live vicariously through them.
 
Code said:


I think it goes with the turf.
If this were a board like Slashdot, you'd see a bunch of guys who are (allegedly)best friends with Linus Torvalds.

So naturally on a fitness board, all the out-of-shape 30-something guys surf obscure portions of the 'net for pics of hunky, young bucks and live vicariously through them.
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I know this is possible, but if there's a lot of people on here doing that then they're pretty goddamn pathetic.
 
Code said:


I think it goes with the turf.
If this were a board like Slashdot, you'd see a bunch of guys who are (allegedly)best friends with Linus Torvalds.

So naturally on a fitness board, all the out-of-shape 30-something guys surf obscure portions of the 'net for pics of hunky, young bucks and live vicariously through them.
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What is Slashdot and Linus Torvalds?

I've spent some time on a few other boards. This one has far more interesting people. Most folks are BORING as hell. We got characters with balls around here.
 
casavant said:


I know this is possible, but if there's a lot of people on here doing that then they're pretty goddamn pathetic.
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Humanity in general is pretty pathetic.
And so, the 'net being a human creation, mimics this perfectly.

It allows gnarled old men to pretend to be virile young women. It lets Joe Jock pretend he is Bill Gates. It lets George Spellwin pretend he's cool.

:)
 
Code said:


Humanity in general is pretty pathetic.
And so, the 'net being a human creation, mimics this perfectly.

It allows gnarled old men to pretend to be virile young women. It lets Joe Jock pretend he is Bill Gates. It lets George Spellwin pretend he's cool.

:)
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Ugh...makes me wonder if my email pal in NC is really a man. :sick:

"virile young women?" I always thought virility was a boner.

Pathetic humanity? Yep...all you got to do is watch an evening of ABC, CBS, and NBC to realize the masses are mindless.
 
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Naked Guy said:


I have the 300+ bench but I have a little dick so my life isn't so great.
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WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE. Guy signs on yesterday and posts a nude pic on his FIRST post. Decides he has a little dick and leaves. Very strange. :cold:
 
Code said:

So naturally on a fitness board, all the out-of-shape 30-something guys surf obscure portions of the 'net for pics of hunky, young bucks and live vicariously through them.
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Thats what I did for my Avatar.
 
I'm 28 years old and I date my ex-wife, income <= expenditures, I work fulltime and go to school, and yesterday I found ants in my peanut butter. fucking ants...
 
Taps said:
I have a boring job (but well-paying job), I havn't worked out in three months, no girlfriend (and no prospects), and I have five day old dirty dishes in my sink. Oh, and my car has a big fucking dent in the side that I can't afford to fix.

I also have 3 big zits on my forehead, which my hair won't cover.
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So you work for the government, too.
 
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