Tonight is going to suck!

[flex123]

I'm going out with a bunch of friends(a bunch of couples) to a Comedy show tonight. Anyways my problem is that I got the worst case of the muds(shits), I don't know if I can last all night. I hope it goes away but so far I've had them all last night....woke up 3 times and I have had them all day

WTF gets rid of them? I have no pepto or anything in the house and I'm leaving soon, I don't know where I can stop before leaving without letting everyone know what I'm going for.

Overall my night will be really "shitty" if you know what I mean.

Just thought I'd share this with you all...thank you.

 

[distanced]

2 words

BUTT PLUG

 

[WarriorPL]

I always have a box of Imodium in my house for cases like this. Take two tablets with water and you won't be shitting until tomorrow morning.
If i ever wake up with shits in the morning, and i know i can't make it throught school i take it.

 

[WarriorPL]

LOTS OF FIBER TOO!

Prune Juice + Peanuts!

 

[louden_swain]

Man. . . .sounds like the comedy club will be fun, but the s**ts are a different story!

I never get the shits, but I find that heavy foods such as pizza, hamburgers, steak and etc are best for hardening s**t.

I would take some baby wipes with you in case you have to make an emergency stop. When you arrive at the comedy club, immediately figure out where the bathroom is located.

The bathroom might be nasty, so you might have to do a half squat.

It might be a small case of food poisoning or a bug of some sort.

I hope you can shake this stuff soon.

 

[Raina]

Can't you have someone stop at a gas station on the way?? Tell them you really need a bottle of water or a pack of cigarettes or something. I'd think that they'd have something there in a little trial size pack to take. Good luck.

 

[naturally anabolic]

thanks for sharing your bowel movement problems flex...it was swell...

 

[KAYNE]

TONIGHT ISNT GOING TO SUCK FOR ME.



KAYNE