Tomorrow I will make the move...

[evansteve]

Tomorrow everybody, I think I will ask a woman out on a date on our last day of class. I have several prospects in mind. The incredibally hot skinny chick who could be a model, and the not as hot but still cool and cute blonde girl. I dont think either of them like me, but I am going to ask them out anyway just to be sure. If one turns me down, I will ask the other out.

I figure whats the harm, better to live now than to not live ever.
Since there will be no time after the test to talk to her (unless I finish before her and wait outside for her to get done) I will probably have to talk to her before the test, and then I will just tell her that she's attractive and we should get some coffee or something to celebrate after the test. Granted it might look a little creepy if I am waiting for her by the door before she comes in, but hey.

 

[evansteve]

Okay folks, this one is the real thread. You can ignore the other copies and just respond to this one. thanks.

 

[biteme]

That's great. Get it all out of your system while your'e young, so when you do, you can finally relax after you figure out that it's not worth the trouble.

 

[H_T_]

That's great. Get it all out of your system while your'e young, so when you do, you can finally relax after you figure out that it's not worth the trouble.

Biteme speaks the truth.

 

[Mr. dB]

She's just gonna slap you down. People say "The worst thing that can happen is that she says 'no'." Well, lemme tell you, that's the most devastating thing in the world. Your ego never fully recovers from a blow like that. I suggest that you dedicate your life to celibacy and solitude right now, so that you can avoid further dissappointment.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Do it, and post how it goes...

 

[biteme]

Do it, and post how it goes...

"Do it and let em see you." "They'll think we run away?" "Aye."


Reminded me of that for some reason. I've seen too many damn movies.

 

[evansteve]

That's great. Get it all out of your system while your'e young, so when you do, you can finally relax after you figure out that it's not worth the trouble.

i cant ever imagine this being the case with a hot woman, but i guess ill just have to see for myself.

She's just gonna slap you down. People say "The worst thing that can happen is that she says 'no'." Well, lemme tell you, that's the most devastating thing in the world. Your ego never fully recovers from a blow like that. I suggest that you dedicate your life to celibacy and solitude right now, so that you can avoid further dissappointment.

you gotta start small and work your way up to model material. but easy does it, and don't make asking them a big deal, just make it a throwaway line. and make sure #2 doesnt know you already got shot down by #1.

bah, work your way up? what, is my value determined by how many have said yes before i ask this top-of-the-line girl? Im just going to ask everyone out. Everyone Im attracted to that is.

Do it, and post how it goes...

I wont let you down.

 

[Forge]

She's just gonna slap you down. People say "The worst thing that can happen is that she says 'no'." Well, lemme tell you, that's the most devastating thing in the world. Your ego never fully recovers from a blow like that. I suggest that you dedicate your life to celibacy and solitude right now, so that you can avoid further dissappointment.

 

[alien amp pharm]

Try not to get tears on your test paper.

 

[The Shadow]

...this is SOOOOO.....Harold......as in Harold and Kumar

 

[jackangel]

don't let it seem like you were standing around and waiting for her. if she's taking the test with you, then just wait/check your answers/fumble around in your seat until you're both done and she's leaving. so, either come up beside her when she's walking alone in the hallway, or wait until she's sitting somewhere alone, and walk up to her "casually."

 

[alien amp pharm]

don't let it seem like you were standing around and waiting for her. if she's taking the test with you, then just wait/check your answers/fumble around in your seat until you're both done and she's leaving. so, either come up beside her when she's walking alone in the hallway, or wait until she's sitting somewhere alone, and walk up to her "casually."

lol @ JackAngel acting all pimp and giving advice like he knows what to do.

 

[crew9]

lol @ JackAngel acting all pimp and giving advice like he knows what to do.

Better than you pick up move Mr. slip em a business card with your AIM name on it

 

[jackangel]

lol @ JackAngel acting all pimp and giving advice like he knows what to do.

hey, i read a book once.

 

[alien amp pharm]

Better than you pick up move Mr. slip em a business card with your AIM name on it

damn straight. I don't even bother with phone numbers anymore. It's "Hey baby, what's your IM handle? I'll ttyl ok, lol"

 

[theoak01]

how did it go mang? dont leave us hanging

 

[Werd]

No offense darlin', you seem like a real sweet kid. But I think my ovaries will dry up and fall out before you make a move....


JUST FUCKING DO IT.


For fuck's sake already. THEY ARE JUST DUMB FUCKING GIRLS!

 

[Scotsman]

Tomorrow I may make the move from the chair to the couch. Depends on my mood though.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

sup, Foxy....
You hit on these hoes yet?
I wouldn't of either...
Keep lifting

 

[string_bean00]

Jesus christ.

 

[Lestat]

can we get an update evensteven?

 

[theoak01]

foxy is in jail, he went to whisper in a girl ear and ask her out, got a stiffy which poked her she freak,kicked him in the nuts and called the cops.

thats your update

 

[evansteve]

Alright guys, I'm back now and here's the update:

I was one of the first few done with my test, so I knew I had a lot of time to kill afterwards. I went over the the Market Square (the cafe area with tables that everyone walks past) and I started talkin to some people and figured i would just walk up to one of those girls when they got done with their test (cuz they usually pass that way) and ask them how they did, and then maybe ask them if they wanted to go get something to eat/drink to celebrate.

Well, unfortunately for some reason neither of the 2 girls passed through there, and so after waiting awhile I walked back the classroom which was pretty much empty except for one person still taking the test.


So anyways, I was kinda bummed, until I went down to the bookstore and bumped into the cute blonde girl. I asked her how she did, chatted with her a bit about buying books, then asked her when she was leaving for the break. (cuz J term is done now and Spring semester dont start til Monday) She said she was leaving tomorrow and going up to NY with "a guy that she was kinda dating".

I said, 'hey thats awesome'. she said this guy had an uncle up there or something. So she asked me if I was going anywhere and i said that I was staying in town. And then the conversation ended there.

Ha, so yeah, found out she was taken before i even asked her.


I think in order to make my night more interesting I am going to ask a girl out, at the Dining Center tonight, or at least ask for a number or something. Lets pray that I have the motivation to do so.

 

[alien amp pharm]

foxy is in jail, he went to whisper in a girl ear and ask her out, got a stiffy which poked her she freak,kicked him in the nuts and called the cops.

False.
We all know he can't get a 'stiffy' with no balls.

 

[evansteve]

foxy is in jail, he went to whisper in a girl ear and ask her out, got a stiffy which poked her she freak,kicked him in the nuts and called the cops.

thats your update

lol.

geez, u guys were getting antsy waiting for an update. I reported it as soon as I could.

damn straight. I don't even bother with phone numbers anymore. It's "Hey baby, what's your IM handle? I'll ttyl ok, lol"

I am definately going to have to try this one some more. pimping girls IM handles is the way to go these days.

No offense darlin', you seem like a real sweet kid. But I think my ovaries will dry up and fall out before you make a move....

JUST FUCKING DO IT.

For fuck's sake already. THEY ARE JUST DUMB FUCKING GIRLS!

alright, that ovaries comment was over the line, I'm going to have to go get one now.
dumb fucking girls? lol

 

[theoak01]

lol.

geez, u guys were getting antsy waiting for an update. I reported it as soon as I could.

lol damn right I was bro,I live through you and your antics, Im also glad to see your a good sport about my jokes

 

[alien amp pharm]

Hey props to you for putting forth the effort. Your best bet is to catch one on the rebound....it's how I've met all my past girlfriends.

Well, besides the ones I bought.

 

[Lestat]

good luck man and props for trying.... you are on the right track, you just gotta refine your game so that this comes more naturally. chicks sense when its forced.

 

[Gambino]

flexygel2, ps60, evensteven...a life as a celibate minister awaits you

 

[evansteve]

Hey props to you for putting forth the effort.

heh, the sad thing is that i didnt even get to see whether or not i would have asked her. I kinda wish it had gotten down to a crunch like that.

I wanna see myself do some more balsy things in life.

flexygel2, ps60, evensteven...a life as a celibate minister awaits you

nosiree,
I will get you those taint measurements of a Christian virgin, like you asked me to.

 

[Lestat]

good luck man

 

[Griz1]

She said she was leaving tomorrow and going up to NY with "a guy that she was kinda dating".

Ha, so yeah, found out she was taken before i even asked her.
QUOTE]

Dude! Give your head a shake!

"kinda dating" IMHO means a woman is saying "Yeah, I'm bangin this dude for kicks, but right now I'm just shopping around. What do YOU have to offer me?"

Either that or "I'm taken, but give me a good excuse and I'm outta there" Basically the same thing.

Fuck him.

Shoulda pushed for it!

 

[bran987]

I am proud

 

[evansteve]

She said she was leaving tomorrow and going up to NY with "a guy that she was kinda dating".

Ha, so yeah, found out she was taken before i even asked her.
QUOTE]

Dude! Give your head a shake!

"kinda dating" IMHO means a woman is saying "Yeah, I'm bangin this dude for kicks, but right now I'm just shopping around. What do YOU have to offer me?"

Either that or "I'm taken, but give me a good excuse and I'm outta there" Basically the same thing.

Fuck him.

Shoulda pushed for it!

I dont like to intrude though, i dont want to be an asshole. What if they are are still friends, but they are friends that like each other, say unofficially dating.

And remember, right now Im going to a Christian college, where 'kinda dating' could mean 'almost married'.

 

[Raina]

I think it's always better to ask or let someone know how you feel. It's better to potentially get shot down than to be playing what-if a year later.

 

[gonelifting]

Waiting till the last day is recipe for disater sometimes. They'll DEFINATELY have plans. What did you think they would do after finals? Just sit there waiting for someone to ask them for coffee?

Either way. Good going on the attempt.

 

[evansteve]

What did you think they would do after finals? Just sit there waiting for someone to ask them for coffee?

ha, you may laugh at this, but this is how i asked the first girl out, 2 years ago. We were going to take a final in this one class, and I told her to meet me outside after class, and I asked her if she wanted to hang out sometime. We decided to go out and get some coffee right then and there to celebrate. I hung out with her and her friends over the summer a lot, and we still remain friends to this day.


ps: now if I did that shit more often, maybe I would have a woman by now.

 

[string_bean00]

Good job foxygel.

 

[biteme]

I'm gonna let them ask me out from now on and if it doesn't happen, masturbation will have to suffice. The neighbor wants me but she be too crazy.

 

[MasterBates]

dude

fyxgel

 

[Bobber]

Tear it up.