Tom Cruise is a 5' 4" penis

[dullboy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hI_CW6VxmKA&eurl=


this made dullboy cringe.

 

[MrMuscle]

a 5' 4" penis would make me cringe to.

 

[heatherrae]

What the hell is he doing? I don't have any audio. What song?

 

[Phenom78]

He's a dick worth a few hundred million and for whom tens of millions of chicks will drop panties on command.

 

[pdaddy]

LMAO, he never ceases to embarrass himself. I love the slow-motion clip of that reporter spraying him in the face with the microphone, that shit was priceless.

good find, this will be sent out to many friends, lol

 

[MrMuscle]

What the hell is he doing? I don't have any audio. What song?

the sound is to bad for me to make it out.

 

[dullboy]

He's a dick worth a few hundred million and for whom tens of millions of chicks will drop panties on command.

dullboy says that the only problem for tom is that he craves penis, not vagina.

 

[Phenom78]

dullboy says that the only problem for tom is that he craves penis, not vagina.

Nah

I don't think he's gay.

True story

My sis' nanny has a very attractive young Brazilian daughter. He was filming something in Newark and she was in the crowd watching. He walks up to her and her friends and asks her out. She was so stunned she literally couldnt speak.

I think Tom likes the poonie

 

[redguru]

 

[heatherrae]

What the heck???? lol.

 

[motodawg]

dullboy says that the only problem for tom is that he craves penis, not vagina.

Rump Ranger is his next movie

 

[Trojan Horse]

Hollywood Homo.

 

[motodawg]

Yippy I Oh Kie A Tom rides penis all day
If you could see the whole picture you would see that it is connected to 4everhung haha j/k

 

[bran987]

h8tr!

 

[Cutiebaby]

lol.

 

[gotmilk]

What the heck???? lol.

It's a scaled model of a North Korean Tapodong missile

 

[rnch]

i thought gay men danced better than TC did in this clip?

 

[The Shadow]

LMFAO @ THE TAGS FROM THIS SITE:

About This Video
Added on May 30, 2006, 12:57 AM
by blueprintx (75 videos | online now!)
Tom Cruise makes a bigger tool of himself. when will he ever learn?
Tags:tom cruise dickhead

 

[biteme]

Tom Cruise is not 5'4".

 

[Spartacus]

LMAO, he never ceases to embarrass himself. I love the slow-motion clip of that reporter spraying him in the face with the microphone, that shit was priceless.

good find, this will be sent out to many friends, lol

though he handled that well

 

[PICK3]

Yeah, but he used to bang Nicole Kidman and now he's hitting Katie Holmes.

 

[The Shadow]

..not hard enough

 

[Testosterone boy]

Bunch of jealous haters.

 

[rnch]

ya'll notice that TC is riding that big penis shirtless....ahem...

is this what is known as "barebacking"?

LMAO

 

[_n8o_]

he's a fucken knob

 

[Spartacus]

btw
dullboy is losing steam

 

[redguru]

I think the Third Person novelty wore off, RedGuru thinks Dullboy needs a new schtick. Maybe posting only in lyrics or movie quotes.

 

[Spanky11]

LMAO, he never ceases to embarrass himself. I love the slow-motion clip of that reporter spraying him in the face with the microphone, that shit was priceless.

good find, this will be sent out to many friends, lol

actually i thought he handled that really well.

 

[heatherrae]

I think the Third Person novelty wore off, RedGuru thinks Dullboy needs a new schtick. Maybe posting only in lyrics or movie quotes.

I think he should post from the perspective of different people with abnormal psychology and let us guess the disorder du jour. One day he could be obsessive compulsive, the next he could be narcoleptic. I like it.

 

[dullboy]

I think the Third Person novelty wore off, RedGuru thinks Dullboy needs a new schtick. Maybe posting only in lyrics or movie quotes.

dullboy never attempts to be novel.

 

[dullboy]

btw
dullboy is losing steam

dullboy says it's ok to be jealous that he soiled the really hot girl in his avatar.

 

[reno240]

Wow - that's tough to watch.... I thought he was pretending to ride a motorcycle at first.....

 

[bigmann245]

he makes me ashamed im white