Today was my BD

[AAP]

Just returned from an evening of margaritas, expensive dinners and anonymous offers for blow jobs.

God, I am so drunk I will have to count on my BF's memory of tonight to remember how well I enjoyed it.

I will grace you with a few witty posts on selected threads.

Since you bitches didn't get me anything for my BD, send the karma over and I may forgive you.

Mr. Anal

 

[smallmovesal]

well shucks, happy birthday!

 

[AAP]

What the fuck? Those are twinkies. I don't do those. please have a little respect, even in my intoxicated state I would never go for those.

 

[smallmovesal]

Haha small!! I thought of it first

By the way is your name: small move sal, or: small moves al? + what does it mean

lol well mine have slightly better bodies

small moves al

from the movie contact. my ex teased me because it's one of my favourite movies and he used to say, "small moves, al... small moves", instead of "small moves ellie" like in the movie. al is the name most who know me call me for short.

 

[AAP]

P.S. Only danielson gave me some karma so far. WTF is wrong here? Especially you MunicipleMOnkfish - you should know better. I stuck up for your banned ass awhile back.

 

[AAP]

How bout some karma al?

 

[doc_pup]

Ask and thou shalt receive

 

[AAP]

Nordstrom, monkfish and doc = Thank you.

Darktooth, I ain't no where near 45, I am not out of my 20's yet.

So there.....

 

[AAP]

AA, it says I can't give you Karma... I have to spread out the karma first...

I hear you been spreading quite a lot of "it" out for a while now.

Hee Hee

 

[Mdguy]

Sure, I'll give you some grey kama..........better than none

You mean you didn't do any more blowing other than blowing out the candles on your birthday cake?....my condolences

j/k Happy Birthday!!!

 

[AAP]

It is true.....

Ok, I think I am going to get my dick sucked and go to bed.

 

[AAP]

VDL - Thank you. And in refence to your other question... it wouldn't be interesting if I were not, right? Amazing how easy you can dupe people over the internet. What do you think?

 

[the nature boy]

happy birthday AA

 

[RyanH]

All right Mr. Anal, I'll send you some karma as soon as you answer the following birthday trivia quiz:

What fictitious character did Madonna create in the book SEX?

 

[Island Son]

Happy Birthday.
But I have to be a slut and spread my k**** before i can give it to you again.

 

[HumorMe]

Happy Birthday AA!

 

[Paulos]

Happy Birthday.

 

[Pamela]

Happy Birthday..

 

[robby]

happy bd, man.

 

[AAP]

I will hit everyone back with the green stuff once I get some cranberry juice in me to counter all those margaritas.


Damn.


But keep it coming. (green stuff)

 

[The Shadow]

HBD!!!!

Although I'm sure that you would prefer HBK...

 

[musclebrains]

May your armpits remain unlicked for many years to come, AA. Happy bd.

 

[big4life]

Happy birthday!!

 

[casavant]

Happy Birthday.

 

[AAP]

I still need MORE...............

 

[HumorMe]

You fucking slut!

I whored it all to you and it won't let me give you more.....sorry!

 

[supersizeme]

Happy Birthday Anal

 

[HappyScrappy]

tits?

 

[Y_lifter]

Anal Cleft

 

[RyanH]

someone answer my damn trivia question so I can send Mr. Anal more karma.

 

[AAP]

someone answer my damn trivia question so I can send Mr. Anal more karma.

I know the answer, but however just to keep VooDoo Lady guessing if I am really gay, I am not going to say. I mean, what gay man doesn't know Madonna trivia inside out.

 

[RyanH]

all right. I give you another question which you won't mind answering. Who used to be the host of wrestling on TBS back in the early days of TV wrestling?

 

[Legs1010]

I hear you been spreading quite a lot of "it" out for a while now.

Hee Hee

I knew it!!! No wonder when he thought I was May he was wanting to talk to me on AIM. I knew it!!!!!

 

[Obnoxious White Guy]

i work out in a gay gym...those guys sure do like doing "bent over everythings"...

 

[Legs1010]

I wanted to give you some karma but George's board wouldn't let me, it said I had to spread my karma around first.


So, just close your eyes and feel the karma I was going to give you.


Happy B day!!!!!

 

[AAP]

all right. I give you another question which you won't mind answering. Who used to be the host of wrestling on TBS back in the early days of TV wrestling?

Gordon Solie?

 

[AAP]

I knew it!!! No wonder when he thought I was May he was wanting to talk to me on AIM. I knew it!!!!!

I have never chatted with anyone on AIM before. You must have someone else in mind. Then again, I hear someone has been impersonating me in the chat rooms.

 

[RyanH]

Gordon Solie?

give the man a prize.

 

[RyanH]

sorry Anal.....it won't allow me to send more karma until I spread it around again. I sent you unsigned karma earlier today, didn't sign because the system fucked up and didn't let me sign it.

 

[Legs1010]

I have never chatted with anyone on AIM before. You must have someone else in mind. Then again, I hear someone has been impersonating me in the chat rooms.

No no no, put the bottle down. I was talking about that Darktooth guy, he wanted me (who he thought was May) to unblock him so he could ask me (May) something. I am just saying that your comment explains alot. See?

 

[Wynn]

 

[Kryp2o]

Happy Birthday AA