To the men....

[PinK233]

What's the best lie/line/story you ever used to get a girl into bed that worked?

 

[J-DAM]

::feel girl's forehead with back of hand::

Damn, baby, you're feelin warm. I thinks you should go lay down for a while.

::hands girl room key::

Actually, I just made that up. But it's bad ass.

 

[HumorMe]

What's the best lie/line/story you ever used to get a girl into bed that worked?

I'll respect you in the morning.

Seriously though........I'll let the youngsters answer this one....it's been way too long and my "sometimers disease"(akin to Ahlzheimers) is kicking in right now!

 

[pauly]

I am fluent in the language of Bullshit. I can talk my way into lots of things.........not anymore tho, my balls belong to azia.

 

[Taps]

"Let's just quit fucking around, and get down to it, ok?"

Seriously.

I think she appreciated my straight-forwardness.

Honestly, the only time I ever get anywhere is when I go the direct route. Flirting just doesn't cut it.

 

[kunta]

If you were a booger i'd pick you first

 

[KA-BAR]

the one that used to work best for me years ago was " Im not from around here"

 

[M.O.D]

every guys has used this one:


"lets just get in bed and hold each other, no sex just snuggling...i will leave my underwear on..."

 

[the People's Champ]

nice shoes! wanna fuck?

 

[PinK233]

im sure it worked on a girl with no feet

 

[M.O.D]

pink you have great teeth, will you have sex with me

 

[the People's Champ]

im sure it worked on a girl with no feet

so you don't have any feet?

 

[PinK233]

pink you have great teeth, will you have sex with me

Be still my heart

 

[M.O.D]

i will treat you like a princess, my eyes only see one women and that is you....will you have sex with me now?

 

[PinK233]

Hey MOD u silly ass...u ruin it when u add "now will you have sex with me" at the end

 

[Ninja]

You wanna get a 6 pack and go fuck.... Or we can just skip the 6 pack.

 

[M.O.D]

pink smile warms my heart, i'm the luckiest guy in the world to wake up in the morning and have your sweet sexy body next to mine?...

on a more serious note! pink how important is it for the man in your life to have money?

 

[HighIntensity]

its all in the smile and maybe a wink

 

[M.O.D]

its all in the smile and maybe a wink

i love her teeth maybe that sounds strange but i wish she would show us more

 

[PinK233]

MOD as far as money goes I value a man's ambition over his money...I know a few rich guys who are rich b/c of their parents and they do nothing but mooch and i dont respect that...I'd rather have someone who works for what they have

and damn my teeth are getting a lot of attention lol