Tips for when the girlfreind goes out of town

[Thick dog]

Give her the guilt trip for leaving you home all by yourself for a few days and even drive her to the airport. That way, she'll be really happy but at the same time feel guilty and it will lower her suspicians that you will be balls deep in the random hoties that you plan on meeting at the bar in the upcoming nights, which I am looking forward to doing.

 

[Jimsbbc]

LMAO,

That's the ticket,

I bet she don't suspect your dick is going in ho's bendin over touchin their toes.

 

[WODIN]

If your married, Call the super shuttle, make sure she gets in it and then hook up with ya buds at the nearest titty bar!!!

 

[Rex]

Make sure you cover the path up too.

Ex: Side girl is sisters w/ your girl's best friend.

Thick: Wouldn't it be ironic if she was leaving town to get her fuck on w/ someone else?

 

[frorider6]

if you're going to pick up chicks, make sure you go to bars you don't normally go to. Common sense but some people still fuck it up.

 

[Thick dog]

Hehe, she is going out of town to visit her parents. Of course, I've used that line before too...

 

[Y_lifter]

Rent a couple a Hundred dollars worth of Porno's and put them on her charge card...

 

[john937]

check it out : Has your wedding ring created a tan line across your finger ?

 

[§äñît¥ Pôí§ðñ]

this thread is evil

i would be devastated to know if this ever happened to me

and if it happened to someone i knew, I'D BE KICKING SOME ASS

 

[Cleaner]

You wear your ring to the strip clubs and let them bitch smear lip stick all over your collar...and you don't give a shit about the glitter...ahhahahahah...the glitter is a dead give away.