Tiny tank special Request - From ME

[*MissFit*]

From tink tanks posts i have come to the following conclusion..

this poor chap needs guidance

I would like to ask one of the more Suave, sophisicated and successful men with the ladies who posts on elite to take this young lad under his wig and guide him in the ways of picking up chicks..

Your help is greatly appreciated.

Thanks!

 

[spongebob]

can i special request you on d's nuts.






























im not joking.

 

[JayC9]

Mordor is thataway

 

[tinytank]

i need guidance people !

 

[blut wump]

Just send penis picks to all the ladies. One of them will tell you where to stick it.

 

[*MissFit*]

Ur married baby i don't play with what's not mine

can i special request you on d's nuts.






























im not joking.

 

[tinytank]

Ur married baby i don't play with what's not mine

infact . why dont you help me ??i mean half of these guys cant even talk to girls! sorry guys its true i read your posts, i mean how are they going to help me, fair enough missfit, we have talked about this before my prioritys are messed up, but im young,fit and single !! I feel its my job, to go out ,get drunk, and make an ass of myself, and sleep with a few random girls. i mean what risks are there in that eh ? lol

 

[wayneboard1]

From tink tanks posts i have come to the following conclusion..

this poor chap needs guidance

I would like to ask one of the more Suave, sophisicated and successful men with the ladies who posts on elite to take this young lad under his wig and guide him in the ways of picking up chicks..

Your help is greatly appreciated.

Thanks!

Why is this so hard for guys? Women are just people too. It's just a woman not a atom bomb, so just go be nice and say hello and start talking. If they are worth anything as a human they will converse likewise. Of course it doesn't hurt that I have a crest smile, am a cross between garth brooks (the skinny version) and brad pit with a bruce willis personality and can sell ice to an eskimo.....but I digress. Just talk with them and please show just an ounce of self confidance. It's worked for me about 95% of the time. So I didn't get laid, so what. I could get sex anytime if I am out looking for it. But I will at least have fun. I'm married now but thats my advice, take it or leave it.

 

[mrdeeznuts]

lol poor tiny tank... maybe george will chime in with his buy the ugly man's guide to getting laid or maybe Lestat will resend his how to eflirt PM

 

[H_T_]

so, whatcha wanna know???

 

[H_T_]

i'm saying shut up for two seconds, cuz i bet you love to talk. especially about yourself. let the lady do most of the talking, and try to listen, too. and don't take off your shirt cuz "it's hot in here".

 

[*MissFit*]

tiny.. i do try to help u.. u know im not making fun of you.... no matter what Ellite thinks

 

[tinytank]

i'm saying shut up for two seconds, cuz i bet you love to talk. especially about yourself. let the lady do most of the talking, and try to listen, too. and don't take off your shirt cuz "it's hot in here".

lmao, damm bro, not aloud to take my shirt off, fuck me then i dont know what else to do..lol

 

[mrdeeznuts]

stop drinking so damn much... and you'll have better game

 

[Lestat]

tinytank is a good bro, just need to get some experience under his belt

 

[jack sparrow]

Ur married baby i don't play with what's not mine

I'm not married

 

[slat1]

I feel its my job, to go out ,get drunk, and make an ass of myself, and sleep with a few random girls.

You are my idol! That is the greatest thing I have ever read on Elite!

 

[Fajitas]

Hey bro it's simple really....Just be cocky and funny but not arogant. Don't be nice and sweet and all that crap. Regardless of what they say, women really dont want a nice guy.

 

[tinytank]

Hey bro it's simple really....Just be cocky and funny but not arogant. Don't be nice and sweet and all that crap. Regardless of what they say, women really dont want a nice guy.

yeah i know, when u ask a woman what she wants a guy she says all this pish on being understanding, loyal, smart,and gentalmen like, but thats bullshit !, because the guy isnt asking how do i become your best friend, hes wondering how do i get down your pants ! so thats completely diffrent than what most woman say they look for in guys. they really want them to slap them up a bit, treat them like shit, cheat on them.. then say you love them.

lol. ur right missFit i need help

 

[SoreArms]

any one who refers to themselves in the third person is beyond help

"TinyTank get drunk" "TinyTank got piss on head" "TinyTank take picture of TinyTank with tranvestite" etc......

 

[Dunk]

 

[tinytank]

any one who refers to themselves in the third person is beyond help

"TinyTank get drunk" "TinyTank got piss on head" "TinyTank take picture of TinyTank with tranvestite" etc......

Oh TT wont like you saying that. and no ! you cant have my pissy wet, damaged pornos, no matter how much K you send me .